Gecko4lif
Sexy Member
- Joined
- Jan 10, 2010
- Posts
- 2,232
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- 83
- Location
- Pensacola , Fl
- Sexuality
- 100% Straight, 0% Gay
- Gender
- Male
Perhaps you're just so beautiful it hurts?
Let's review the evidence...
1. All of your partners want you to hurry foreplay & experience pain after 4 min.
2. Most/all lock their legs to prevent you entering them.
3. You cause all of them damage, despite being a size most vaginas will accommodate when aroused.
4. The chances of regularly finding a hymen on a virgin in the modern world is slim.
5. Strangely, all of the women you've been with gush like an overturned milk tanker at climax (& in less than 8 min total foreplay & penetrative sex).
The possible conclusions are thus:
A) based on 5 - you're a god!
B) based on 1-3 - you're pretty but crap in bed.
C) based on 4 - you've gleaned important information from 1950s textbooks.
Taking everything into consideration...
What on earth is that smell?
You. I like you. We are now friends.