Has anyone else witnessed a sex act in a strip club?

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No sex to speak of. Been groped a few times. Had one leave a giant wet spot on my jeans - was awkward when I asked a buddy to smell it to see if it was piss. "Hey, while you're down there..."

The most difficult part about lap dances is getting them to shutup without sounding like a complete dick. I usually need to be rather intoxicated before dropping 20 or 30 bucks on a boner seems like a good idea. That usually results in attempts at politely declining conversation turning into me shaking my head and giving them the "shush" hand gesture over my mouth. Or I'll sing along to whatever crappy R&B or hair metal song is on.
 

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I don't usually go to strip clubs. Only on special occasions, like bachlor parties or whatnot, and I'm usually there to hang out with the guys. Most of the time, I just sit back and admire the girls' bodies during lap dances, and manage to prevent full erections. Don't want to walk from the couch back to the table with a tent. I've found myself giving dancers real estate and investment advice after the dance.

The closest thing to sex was with one dancer who was very good at building rapport. She and another dancer had been chatting with my friend and I for a good 15 minutes without even "offering" a dance, sitting on our laps at the cost of a drink each ($10 drinks...practically a lap dance). No pressure sell, unlike the usual dancers.

They were very witty, and had good personalities. Guess it goes with the trade. When we finally moved to the couch for the dance, she was doing more sensual, face to face stuff. She put a nipple in my mouth, and reached down the front of my dress pants to stroke my erection, which admittedly isn't much. She looked down into my eyes, and gave me a disappointed smile that said "oh...that's all you have?...such a pity..." After that, she reverted to the usual stripper-style dancing, and after the dance, she apparently had to get ready for her turn on the pole.
 
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i was in a bar in thailand with a few western girls, they wanted to have a look at the ping pong shows but did not want to go on there own (they were quite young 18-19) so they asked me to show them (i was 23 staying in the same hostel) one of the girls was quite upset by the way some tourists (50 something americans) were talking to the girls (calling them dirty whores etc) as a sign of protest she slid her hand down my swim shorts grabbed my cock pulled it out and asked the guys if they thought she was a dirty whore for holding a cock. i just sat there getting harder and harder with a drink in one hand and the 3 girls now standing around me (the others had walked away) not knowing where to look. to cap it all she just let it go said "sorry about that" but it made the local girls gather for a look and a giggle. all i got was a free drink from behind the bar.
 

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In the 1970s there was a topless bar called "My Place" in Federal Way, between Seattle and Tacoma, Washington. They hired mostly big-boobed girls, most fairly attractive. They had two v.i.p. rooms, one set up for private blowjobs and the other for full sex. Most of the girls cleared $500 to $1,000 a night, which was pretty good for the '70s.

By comparison, four years ago the federal Justice Department did a "sting" operation in Seattle, dropping a bit over $100K for "extras" in five clubs. They got four misdemeanor prostitution convictions, but were able to close three clubs.
 

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yes me an my girl went to one an she bought me a lap dance in the vip room so the dancer took me an my girl by the hand an sat us down an she started to give me the dance but as time went on she was dancing on my girl an i could tell my girl was into it so she started to play with the dancers bOObs an then they just started to play with each other in all the right places.
 

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Last year I went with a buddy to a strip club for lunch and a beer . I was approach by a very hot young dancer one thing led to another she took me to an empty upstairs section and gave me one the best blowjobs ever ;) every once in a while a guy gets lucky . But have not had that kind of luck lately :(.
 

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In the late 1980's and early 1990's (pre Giuliani) there were strip clubs in Manhattan that were effectively lap dance clubs. On a few trips to NYC I decided to check a pair of sister clubs called Harmony (I & II). These were nothing like any strip club I'd ever seen. No neon signs, no hawkers on the corner and no bar (BYOB), no VIP rooms, no private rooms of any kind. If you didn't have the street number, you'd walk right by them without knowing they was even there.

Inside there would be 1 girl at a time on stage, and 2 dozen of so girls wandering around looking to give lap dances. These places had a collection of chairs where no 2 were alike, like they collected the cast-offs from the curb on trash day. You went in, found a chair, and waited for the girls to come by. Pick the one you wanted and pay her so much per song.

Coming from a state where you touch a stripper, they through you out the door, it was amazing to see and experience the hands-on lap dances in these clubs. The woman were topless, and the rule was that you only touch bare skin, so that left a lot of territory to explore. While the majority of the women working in these clubs were average looking, and some not-so-good-looking, there were always some that turn heads if there were fully clothed walking down the street. So I got to have a pretty, mostly naked woman rubbing herself all over me, and I got to fondle her right back.

I saw no sexual activity on my visits, but having a woman use her butt and legs to rub you the right way ensured that the room was full of boners. After a few songs with one girl, she moved on, and another girl started to walk by my chair but stopped short. She looked down at my very obvious and very hard dick running down my pant leg and said something like "What do we have here?" I told her she knew what it was and asked her to join me. She was a curvy, but very fit woman, and really knew how to use her body to maximize my pleasure. Needless to say, I was still just as hard, or harder, when we were finished with our 'dances.'

I never came from a lap-dance, but got rubbed well enough that there were holes in my silk boxers! I really didn't want t cum, and have a giant wet spot on my pants when t was time to leave. I knew of guys that would go commando under some thin and soft 'lapdance pants' that they wore just for these clubs. Some would wear a condom so they would be free to cum, but that wouldn't work for me. I am a 'grower' so a condom on my flacid cock may or may not stay on, and getting hard would probably just push the condom off my dick.

I never did get to those places in Canada that were effectively brothels once you got back into the private lap-dance rooms.
 

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Amsterdam. Club called something like "Big Bananas". A small theater with a stage actually, the whole experience was rather sleezy. Mostly Japanese tourists in the audience. A very odd American guy sat down next to me and proudly showed me the bag of DVDs he'd just bought. I didn't have the heart to tell him that they wouldn't work in his US DVD player (this was before the advent of computers with universal DVD drives.)

The acts were a combination of stupid - I remember someone in a gorilla suit; audience participation - some game that involved stick bananas up "you know where"; some strippers; and some real sex on stage. As I remember the curtain opened with the couple already going at it and after a few minutes the curtain closed and that was it. It was clear that the sex was real.

I left feeling very, very dirty and in need of a shower.

I went to a show in Amsterdam last week. It looked very choreographed and they didn't really look like they were enjoying it.
 

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I was actually at a strip club tonight...i don't go a lot..but randomly ended up at one tonight..you know that song "I'm in love with a stripper"...well tonight, it was the opposite, it was "stripper(s) are in love with me...." I love the look on their faces when I start to get hard and they realize I'm not like every other desperate tiny guy
 
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A few years ago a group of us guys on the team took tripod man to a strip joint and one of the guys paid a stripper $100 to give him a blow job for his birthday (18). She gave a look and a "holy shit" once she saw his monster. And of course it continued growing to full mast. She did her best on that horse cock but after a half an hour a crowd had gathered and he never did cum.

















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I went to a strip club about 5 years ago with a buddy of mine and the music vibrated the building so much that cockroaches fell down on us from the exposed ductwork. My buddy laughed so hard he FUCKIN' cried. That's the only fucking I have seen going on in a strip club.
 

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I have had full on sex from a very attractive black dancer at a Detroit topless club so yes, it does happen. She had the strongest pussy muscles I have ever felt!
In a Detroit strip club last winter, after a couple of great lap dances, this girl kept telling me-after rubbing around on my cock-how lucky my wife was- (she had gotten me quite excited). I told her I'd never been deepthroated-she tells me she's up to the challenge. Went to a private booth-she deepthroated me-easily. I was amazed-gladly paid her-never thought it would happen for me. Crossed one more off my bucket list....
 

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A few years back, on a slow weekday night at a strip club in San Antonio, Texas, a dancer that I was tipping well reached her hands up my shorts during a private lap dance and stroked me off until I came. Didn't take much, lol - she was pretty hot. Not a big deal...

So, has anyone met one of these strip club dancers who WASN'T working that job to "get through college"? :)

I love San Antonio strippers. If I need to get laid I just head to the strip cub here in San Antonio. All it takes are a few lap dances and they wanna take a big dick home. An easy lay. Happens every time without fail.
 

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The strip clubs here in Metro Detroit seemed to have toned down quite a bit unless I am just going to the wrong ones lately................................................
 
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I've also heard of a lot who are "just a few months from moving." I think that's what they do when they get to be old enough that they're no longer believably "in college."

I guess it being a temporary situation is a hallmark of the job?

well not just temporary but also "poor me i have financial issues" hint hint remember that when tipping me
 

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Few years ago, one of my best friend's girlfriend set up and took a group of us to a strip club for his birthday to celebrate his 21. One of my friends went to the private room with one stripper and got a hand job from him. That's the closest I've known of a sexual act in a strip club. It's been the only time I been to one also.
 

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Not too long ago I went to one here in Dallas and my good friend got a handjob in front of all of us. Paid 20 and got two dances and a hand job...not a bad deal haha.