Has anyone ever broken a bed???

[Nosuportneeded]

My sister and I were notorious for it when we were young. Always in trouble for jumping on the bed.

 

[918177]

I am absolutely the death of slat based beds.

The only way they survive is if we fuck on the floor.

We now have a VERY solid timber and wrought iron 4 poster bed that we almost ruptured ourselves getting
into the house and into our room.
That sucker is going to last BUT it is great fun to test the limits of it's workmanship on a very regular basis.

 

[bigbucky]

broke a couple beds over the years. the wood slats break. the first time was a feather bed mattress in a farmhouse with no heat upstairs. we made our own heat. one slat broke and we started laughing. the bed was sloping, so we set the mattress on the floor. jumped back in bed. resumed love making. it was about -10* that nite. we stayed nice and toasty.
the other time the wife and I were staying over at her grandmother's house, we were really going at it, when one slat broke and all the others failed within a second. the next day, grandma asked what that noise was last nite. my wife just said. "we were being very good to each other" and the bed broke. grandma said, "not the first time" and winked.

 

[bwhip1011]

Ha! No, but have come close. Luckily mine is supported by flying buttresses.

 

[bigwillywonka]

Broke the slats and a headboard at my girls house. Her parents were out of town and I guess we were too in to it and overpowered the bed. Turned out it was an antique bed so will never live this one down. Her dad told me we fucked the bed to death after he got over me fucking his daughter. It was a might tense for some time.

 

[bwhip1011]

Broke the slats and a headboard at my girls house. Her parents were out of town and I guess we were too in to it and overpowered the bed. Turned out it was an antique bed so will never live this one down. Her dad told me we fucked the bed to death after he got over me fucking his daughter. It was a might tense for some time.

That's fucking hilarious!!!

Angela Lansbury in Bedknobs and Broomsticks: "Do be careful children. You don't know how the bed might behave."

 

[bigwillywonka]

That's fucking hilarious!!!

Angela Lansbury in Bedknobs and Broomsticks: "Do be careful children. You don't know how the bed might behave."

It was just a mess and I knew I couldn't afford to replace the broke ass bed. All I could afford at the time was condoms and maybe a tube of wood glue for the bed

 

[AdamFin]

Not exactly, but my bed is held on the frame by wooden slats that are a tad too short so if they shift they fall through. If you lose two slats the box spring and mattress collapses through the frame (they too are a smidge undersized for the frame). I was going to town in her pussy and the bottom of the bed fell through. I stopped, told her not to worry and finished in her at an incline.

 

[sudcalifornio]

Does it count a mattress my ex-girlfriend squirted all over

 

[hckyfan03]

Ya

 

[ucfan]

When I was in college, many moons ago, my roommate and I set up the room with bunkbeds. I was a virgin, but my roommate had enough sex for both of us. He was captain of the swimming team who grew up in Hawaii, so you can imagine his build. His specialty was the butterfly, so his chest was massive. Picture a 6 foot blond with broad shoulders and a 26" waist.
Anyway. This one night I was asleep and was woken up by the bed shaking. I had the top bunk, and my roommate had tucked a blanket under my mattress to serve as curtains for his bottom bunk giving him total privacy. While I couldn't see what was going on, I could certainly feel it. At one point he must have put his feet against the springs in my bed and pushed up. He lifted my bed with me in it off of the frame and down I came on top of them! He and his date du soir had a surprise climax, and I think I had my first threesome?

 

[temptotalk]

Yeah, regular bed and was with my first girlfriend. Wasn't my or her bed either. Karma on that one is gonna suck so hard. lol

 

[palakaorion]

Dislodged the slats from the frame a couple times, but never actually broke them.

 

[mmjr]

More than one but the most memorable was in a Days Inn in DC. The bed broke and the mattresses slammed to the floor and I never skipped a beat. The girl said later (laughing) "OMG, you REALLY went deep when we hit the floor!!". Don't know who found the brokern bed on the floor the next morning but I confess....it was me. LOL

 

[midwestrob]

I've broken three beds with my wife: her futon frame, a futon frame at her folks' house (fixed it with duct tape afterwards), and an antique bed at my folks' house (oops).

 

[CarpeD1em]

yes i was an ikea platform bed with the wooden slats and yes i paid for a new set of slats and fixed her bed lol

 

[captainron]

Yup, a wooden slat one at a farm house - we thought we kept the noise down but apparently everyone in the whole house could hear us... Awkward next morning to say the least.

 

[littleguyhugedick]

No. But fell out the bed and never lost a stroke.

 

[chigitychaunc]

I broke the top support piece on a two day old couch. My gf didnt notice as she was in the moment. I never said anything and she didnt notice.

Broke my stupid ikea bed while going at it. She started cracking up. I gerryrigged the bed and we finished.

 

[maturanga]

My first threesome, a BBW chetting wife, a young chubby girl and me (beefy, chubby or simple fat as you like say)

A lot of weight frolicking in that cheap bed and I mean truly hard sex. The disaster was inevitable; the bed warned with wailing and crushing sounds. but we were very busy to give attention. So at last the bed surrendered and we fall tothe ground with great rumbling.

Behind some seconds of stupefactions, the three burst out laughing; some joking about and we continue having sex in the ground.