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  1. Catchoftheday

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    The right time, I've got the left one and I need the right one to make a pear

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  2. ghb69

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    Is that from the apple tree or the cherry tree??:confused:
     
  3. Catchoftheday

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    I don't think yew can get the right time from a tree :redface:
     
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    Yea you can, it rings to let you know. :tongue:
     
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    Yule need to cut a log from the pear tree after you've shhoed the partridge out of it. Then yule know where you're at :tongue:
     
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    I think you must be barking if yew think a tree will give yew the right time

    I don't think that partridges wear shoes :eek: I already know how to wear my 'at it goes on my 'ead That don't elp with the right time tho
     
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    Stand looking North and at 12:00 noon so will your shadow.

    PS: look at the North Star to find and wait till the next day to get the right time.
     
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    I think you need to invest in a new watch there, COTD.
     
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    it's almost time but your gonna have to wait another half hour or so.....
     
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