Has anyone jerked off on a tree?

[D_Portelay Porquesword]

Absolutely NOT!

 

[prince_will]

huh. a tree? never thought of that.

i guess when you get the urge, you get the urge.

 

[red7.5]

Yep, with a friend named Jimmy. We blew our loads on a tree out behind his house. Did it alone as well. Strange that there are so many of us....

 

[B_KOKOBWARE]

Of course

 

[Flashy]

Mary Catherine Gallagher is that you?

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/pho...ng-a-tree-superstar-movie-8628355-329-462.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRv_ZT-0a_U&

 

[over]

Mary Catherine Gallagher is that you?

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/pho...ng-a-tree-superstar-movie-8628355-329-462.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRv_ZT-0a_U&

Hahaha hey bro you killed me you know that?:wink:
Like it so much.Funny.
But I didn't say that I had sex with a tree.I just sit on a tree and relax.:redface:

 

[D_Smidley Smelliepits]

Don't think so... as far as I can remember...

 

[B_dxjnorto]

Sure. We had a treehouse I jerked off in.

 

[over]

Don't think so... as far as I can remember...

Hey Bardak recollect your childhood properly.You've must forgotten:biggrin1:

 

[D_Smidley Smelliepits]

Hey Bardak recollect your childhood properly.You've must forgotten:biggrin1:

LOL :biggrin1:

 

[MrGoodDate]

as a child lived in the country with lots of open places... woods, trees, a stream, bridges to hide under, a big barm and an out house. I think I shot my load in all those places. I loved walks in the woods on warm spring days. one time someone saw me in the outhouse when the door was open.

 

[rbkwp]

Has become such a Popular theme for the Balance of this year
MAYBE..
When i get back i MAY just do the deed, 30 acres of indigenous trees.
Then again i think..' Poor Tree's
What have they done to deserve despoliation as such.
We damn Humans cant keep our hands nor Dicks to ourselves? huh'
enz

 

[D_Doe_Ray_Mi]

I grew up on an island that was a designated wildlife sanctuary. Lots of trees around giving lots of privacy and yes, I used to ejaculate onto trees frequently in HS.

 

[Opalite]

I can't say I have, but I do appreciate good wood! :tongue:

But how great of an christmastree would that make?! Ornaments, lots of sparkly lights, roses, candy and spunk! If anything, you'd get a good laugh (or a hardon, you kinky bitches!) out of it when the cat's chewing the branches again, or your aunts hyperactive 8-year old twins are stealing the candycanes and cookies (''delicious icing! what's that crunch?'').

I'm so gonna do that next year.. Maybe but a big pink dildo on top of the tree and only use red-coloured lights! (no joke! my family apperantly has decided I'm throwing next years christmas dinner.. I have a huge family and mostly chef cook's so nothing is ever just tasty, but a porn-tree 'll teach 'em!)

Any one care to help me by humping my tree? I'll get a big one ofcourse, 'cause I know you guys love those! :'-)

 

[nicenycdick]

I'm sure I have. If I've ever been in a tree, I've jerked off in a tree. I have masturbated in so many places, I'm sure I've christened the forest.

 

[mitchymo]

Does this concept really exist?

Yes it exists and is also known as paraphilia. The sexual attraction or fetish for trees.

Simply jerking off in a tree does'nt make you one but if you get off on it....

 

[B_dxjnorto]

Lots of wood elves here. rbkwp it's not despoliation. It's good protein, i'nt it? I usually put my spunk sopped tissues on my compost pile in my back yard.

 

[rodsmith]

The answer is yes. At the risk that I may have repeated myself elsewhere on this site here's what happened:

Back in my college years I was at a dance at night, had a few beers (and tokes) of course, and when the dance was over I began walking back to my apartment. It was in the Spring and it was raining. The shortcut to my apartment led through a cemetery and that's where I did it, on a tree in a cemetery, at night, in the rain!

 

[justmeincal]

Not that I remember, but in my youth, who knows?

 

[over]

The answer is yes. At the risk that I may have repeated myself elsewhere on this site here's what happened:

Back in my college years I was at a dance at night, had a few beers (and tokes) of course, and when the dance was over I began walking back to my apartment. It was in the Spring and it was raining. The shortcut to my apartment led through a cemetery and that's where I did it, on a tree in a cemetery, at night, in the rain!

On a tree in cemetery ,at night, in addition in the rain? You had to be so horny to do this.:wink: