Has anyone jerked off on a tree?

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I can't say I have, but I do appreciate good wood! :tongue:

But how great of an christmastree would that make?! Ornaments, lots of sparkly lights, roses, candy and spunk! If anything, you'd get a good laugh (or a hardon, you kinky bitches!) out of it when the cat's chewing the branches again, or your aunts hyperactive 8-year old twins are stealing the candycanes and cookies (''delicious icing! what's that crunch?'').

I'm so gonna do that next year.. Maybe but a big pink dildo on top of the tree and only use red-coloured lights! (no joke! my family apperantly has decided I'm throwing next years christmas dinner.. I have a huge family and mostly chef cook's so nothing is ever just tasty, but a porn-tree 'll teach 'em!)

Any one care to help me by humping my tree? I'll get a big one ofcourse, 'cause I know you guys love those! :'-)

No problem I can help you to humping your tree.I can sit on it and jerk ( of course out of my weigh tree could bend ) and you'll be able to use it properly.Just sent me aviabilet :biggrin1:I am ready for you

 

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Lots of wood elves here. rbkwp it's not despoliation. It's good protein, i'nt it? I usually put my spunk sopped tissues on my compost pile in my back yard.

Hey bro you've made great deal.:smile:Bravo .You must have excellent knowledges in agriculture.Maybe you grow up new sorts of trees.Humanoid trees.:biggrin1:

 

[Preakness]

Havent done this before, no.
Anyone recommend it though? :biggrin1:

 

[Pecker Check]

The propositiion depends on the preposition. In a tree there is the risk of falling. On a tree is safer - also a nice stationery target.

 

[Pecker Check]

Well of course I meant stationary! All of my stationery targets are moist.

 

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The propositiion depends on the preposition. In a tree there is the risk of falling. On a tree is safer - also a nice stationery target.

I think I must correct something.English is not my native language.I had to make mistake there. I meant that I was sitting on a branch of a tree and jerked off.Please help me if I made mistake.In or On?:frown1:

 

[D_Maurice Mountlilly]

i didn't jerk off on a tree,but i got a bj from an older girl in my high school(she was 17 i was 14)in the woods after school,and my first two shots of cum went over her head and on to the tree behined her.
the funny part of the story was i told her i was actually 18 and i faield a few times,that's why i was still a freshmen. yeah..she wasn't too bright,but really nice.

 

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I like it so much!I can't believe in it!Thanks all!
It is my first so popular thread.Please continue to post your experiences.

 

[eddie63]

Yes I have jerked off on a tree, then I pissed on it afterwards.

 

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Except jerking off in a tree I loved to read books there.I felt myself very comfortable there.

 

[azn_dragonia]

Helll yea lol, Like half way up in this big ass evergreen type tree that people couldn't see into but i saw people walk by under it while i was jerking off. Hellla hot ;-) Oh it was right beside my highschool too aha

 

[Serial Kisser]

Haha a girl friend of mine and I used to climb up in the trees in her back yard and straddle them and bounce to get off lol. Does that count?

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

Haha a girl friend of mine and I used to climb up in the trees in her back yard and straddle them and bounce to get off lol. Does that count?

is it wierd that i find that hot?

 

[B_Nick8]

Oh I thought you meant a christmas tree,

Darling you're nothing if not festive.

I always try to keep in mind that when placing garland on the tree, it's supposed to go on in strings, not clumps.

 

[crescendo69]

Lots of wood elves here. rbkwp it's not despoliation. It's good protein, i'nt it? I usually put my spunk sopped tissues on my cumpost pile in my back yard.

Fixed that for you..:biggrin1:

 

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Haha a girl friend of mine and I used to climb up in the trees in her back yard and straddle them and bounce to get off lol. Does that count?

Of course it does count ,more than count.Thanks for sharing

 

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Helll yea lol, Like half way up in this big ass evergreen type tree that people couldn't see into but i saw people walk by under it while i was jerking off. Hellla hot ;-) Oh it was right beside my highschool too aha

You are very risky!:wink:

 

[HotRod65]

Well, I've read the whole of this thread and I still can't work out if you're talking about wanking while up in a tree or just against a tree at ground level. I've never tried it while up a tree and I'm not going to start now, but here's a pic with me and a tree. Am I weird, or does anyone else like to get naked out in the open and wank. I've done it in the woods, on a beach in December with frost on the ground, up on a deserted hillside and next to a pond in the fields. Daytime feels best, but dangerous! Maybe that's part of the thrill. Under a full moon is good too.

 

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Look like you compared your dick with the tree.Hot looking!
But I meant to climb tree and sit on branch of tree and do it.

 

[fratpack]

You mean there are people who haven't?