Has anyone out there ever really experienced "blue balls"?

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  1. earllogjam

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    "Blue balls" is the condition that your testicals ache if you haven't cum in a very very long time.

    I wonder if this is just an urban myth as I have never experienced this even when I haven't come for 3 weeks or more. I do get cranky if I don't have sex for an extended period of time but never have my testicals ached because of pent up sperm.

    Any of you experience testicular discomfort because of this?
     
  2. D_Jared Padalicki

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    Here, but I only get that feeling when I'm really horny and I really want to bust a nut. I don't feel it when I haven't wanked in a week or so, it's more at the moment that you know you can jerk, but have to wait and you just get hornier every second...
     
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    Yeh I've had that. I went on holiday once with a hot friend n I was so fuckin horny. She wouldn't have sex with me n my balls ached for the whole week cos I couldn't jack off.
     
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    I have, but that was only once, when Papa Smurf left his saliva on them.
     
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    I've never been able to keep my hands off myself long enough for that to happen. I suppose the closest I have come to it; is swimming in the North Sea.
     
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    No but I've been so hard up for it at the end of a convention once it took a 5 seconds in the shower to relieve the pressure.

    Hate doing it in the shower......but it had to be done
     
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    It's not just that you haven't had sex, it's that you've actually been aroused ... had, presumably, an erection for an extended period of time ... and been unable to have an ejaculation.

    Here's the intro paragraph from the Wikipedia article:

    Blue balls is the slang term for a congested prostate or vasocongestion, the condition of temporary fluid congestion in the testicles and prostate region caused by prolonged sexual arousal in the human male. It is often accompanied by a cramp-like ache of prostatic congestion and pain/tenderness or edema of the testes, and is misconceptionally believed to have the symptom of a blue tinged scrotum (from the notion that blue equals pain, as in a bruise or black eye, which can also appear blue). Weinzimer and Thornton suggested calling it "epididymal hypertension".

    And nope, earl ... never had it.
     
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    Absolutely!! On vacation with the wife and her family. She promised we would get busy for several days in a row. Well after about 6 false starts in as many days, we were driving home and I couldn't even sit in the truck without my balls KILLING me. I told the wife we were GOING to pull over and one or the other of us weregoing to take care of the problem. I pulled down my pants and before she could even get to my cock, I came like never before. I have never seen so much cum. No orgasm actually, but it felt awesome just the same. Immediately afterwards, my balls felt great!
     
  9. earllogjam

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    Oh! Thanks for that clarification. :smile:
     
  10. B_Hickboy

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    Back in my teen years, when girls would make out but not put out, it happened a few times. Had to go home and JO to get relief. That shit really hurts.
     
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    blue balls, luv nuts, MSB (massive sperm backed-up) doesn't matter what you call it, when a man's balls ache. i can't count that high on how many jack-off magazine pages i covered with my manly sperm because some broad cockteased me.
     
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    Word! :beerchug2:
     
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    Definately. Sometimes I edge for a few hours, but sometimes I over edge. My balls really really hurt, more than an ache. Then I cum buckets, and they still ache for hours afterwards.
     
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    Yup. Edging got a little overboard.

    It hurts.
     
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    Never more than a dull ache for me.
     
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    quoted for truth
    try edging for 8 hours on end...and you will know what pain is, haha
    at least "blue balls"-pain
     
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    I thought it was a myth as well, until I experienced it.

    It won't happen under normal circumstances, meaning I can go weeks (literally) without as much as masturbation with no problems.

    However, one day I was chatting online (sexual in nature) for hours and had gotten really horny, but I didn't cum. I watched quite a bit of porn later without jacking off. Why didn't I j/o? I have no clue. I was super super horny, like rock hard the entire time and this must have lasted an hour or two. I watched 2 or 3 porn segments (~30 minutes) straight through without touching myself beyond a few quick strokes. Again, I don't know what possessed me to act this way.

    The blue balls actually hit like an hour after. I wasn't doing anything sexual in nature, wasn't particularly horny and was just surfing the net. A dull ache developed in my scrotum and developed into a very intense pain in my balls and in the area between my balls and anus (taint area..lol). It was a really painful and heavy sensation. Felt almost like I had to take a dump.

    At first I had no idea what was going on (never happened to me) and embarrassingly, for a few minutes I thought I was actually having some type of medical situation.

    By this time the pain had gotten really bad and was actually starting to scare me. "What the hell is going on?!?!"

    Eventually I figured out what was going on and my thinking was that the only way I could relieve the pain was to j/o and ejaculate. Let me tell you one thing, if you are not hard when blue balls strikes it can be difficult get yourself "up" with the pain. I had to "work through the pain" like an athlete or something. It was one of the only times when masturbation felt more like work than play.

    Anyway, after I had cum, the pain immediately lessened but definitely didn't go away completely. I crawled in my bed in the fetal position (yes the pain was that bad) and ended up falling asleep. When I woke up everything was fine. :)

    So yeah, I now fully believe in the existence of blue balls and hope to never experience them again.
     
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