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[reego]

Hey guys, did you ever have a girl at a genteman's club or strip club give you a lap dance and she discovers you are not the average guy. She feels how big you are and either reacts some way or comments to you about how big your cock is??????????????

 

[55859]

Of course . . . They probably say things like that to many guys -- after all, the goal is to empty your wallet and flattering a guy can only help. With a truly big guy, the dancer may really mean it, but it's still part of the seduction to lap dances or the "champagne room," where they get the best tips.

 

[50%more]

Hey guys, did you ever have a girl at a genteman's club or strip club give you a lap dance and she discovers you are not the average guy. She feels how big you are and either reacts some way or comments to you about how big your cock is??????????????

Yes, I actually had an affair with a Brazilian dancer after a similar situation back in my 20s. And yes she was trying to strip me of my cash. She was honest about it. She said "I know I am going to make money at this and I usually choose men that please me." What a line. Well it worked on me back then because I was gullible and hormone driven with lots of cash.

Another time when I was 29 or 30, I was at an exotic club in Albany NY. A female porn star, her name was Lady Latejieruex or something like that, was the feature that night (I saw her add in the local liberal paper). I remember because she was an athletic black woman with big tits, which use to be my favorite flavor. After, her last dance she came straight over to me. Said "I noticed you in the audience, want to go to a hotel?" I totally understood, I was the youngest guy in the place by about 15 years. She also said she could tell I had money. She claimed to be from Switzerland, but she had a Bronx accent. She kept trying to offer me Riccola candies.

 

[LargeinKC]

Yes, obviously they tell you what you want to hear in an attempt to make more money off you. However, in our circumstances they are actually telling the truth. I have had a couple say "wow, it looks like someone is happy to see me". That is where I tell them I am not hard. Usually that turns into more attention from that dancer the rest of the evening.

 

[SomeGuyOverThere]

Its all part of the job isn't it?

I bet if you told them you had a humilation fetish, they'd tell you how the last time they saw a dick that small it was on their brother when he was 3.

Similarly I bet most prostitutes tell you you're the biggest guy they've had, when in reality the only thing in your pants they're interested in is your wallet.

 

[B_donkeydick69]

yah i had 18 strippers grabbing me all over and saying things like that for my birthday...but i think they just wanted some money

 

[ONB]

i actually had a really embarrassing situation (at least for me) at a strip club in FL. i had to make a business trip with 2 guys from my office (who i knew very well and was good friends with) to meet with the ceo, president and cfo of our parent company in FL. after dinner they decided to take us to a gentlemens club. they decided to treat the 3 of us to private dances and let us pick the ladies of our choice. this was my first experience in a club where the strippers could actually 'get that close'. she started making comments about my size... and after the 'dance' i thought that was that. until she started asking the big wigs to buy just me more private dances so she could invite other strippers to join us. she even turned down offers to get dances from the other guys and kept at it until they bought me more private dances with her and a friend of hers (i was trying not to throw around the cash... and i couldn't write off the expense like they could). they spent the whole dance rubbing me and asking me how big it was. at the end of the night she and her friend asked me to come back to their place... and the guys were begging them to come back to our hotel room. nothing ever became of it... but it was definitely embarrassing for me. a little crazy for my first visit to meet the execs... but a very memorable night.

 

[LeeEJ]

I had a stripper put her foot in my lap once, near the top of my thigh, as she gyrated her coochie closer to my face. Trouble was, her foot was right on my hardon (didn't hurt, but I sure felt it.. LOL).

She saw the surprise in my face, asked what happened, I stammer a bit (never thought of how to politely say, "You stepped on my cock!"), and she goes, "Ohmigod, I'm sorry! I didn't think it would be way over there!"

Pretty funny. Didn't get laid, though.

 

[lapdog2001]

After getting a hands-on lapdance at a pre-Guiliani NYC strip club, I was very hard throughout the 'dance' and stayed hard for a few minutes afterwards.
Another stripper passing by stopped in her tracks and said "What's that?" pointing to the visible bulge running down my leg, and with a big smil on her face. I told her that I was sure she knew what it was. I proceeded to get a lapdance or two from her. It was great fun since I was still primed from the previous dancer.:biggrin1:

 

[Duane.Ament]

It's happened a lot...but, as other guys have pointed out, the girls usually want to flatter you as long as they see more green...

I especially love how they treat the fat guys who are throwing down $20 bills!

 

[andy72663]

I've definitely had this happen, many times. Have even showed a few.

 

[patro78]

i've had a stripper stare at my package for most of the show, then follow me out of the establishment, wanting to hook something up. Was sceptical though and rejected the offer - have heard that a lot of strippers are also prostitutes. Then again perhaps should have taken up the opportunity! Happened a couple of years ago and it still crosses my mind now and again!

 

[jockstrap314]

i actually had a really embarrassing situation (at least for me) at a strip club in FL. i had to make a business trip with 2 guys from my office (who i knew very well and was good friends with) to meet with the ceo, president and cfo of our parent company in FL. after dinner they decided to take us to a gentlemens club. they decided to treat the 3 of us to private dances and let us pick the ladies of our choice. this was my first experience in a club where the strippers could actually 'get that close'. she started making comments about my size... and after the 'dance' i thought that was that. until she started asking the big wigs to buy just me more private dances so she could invite other strippers to join us. she even turned down offers to get dances from the other guys and kept at it until they bought me more private dances with her and a friend of hers (i was trying not to throw around the cash... and i couldn't write off the expense like they could). they spent the whole dance rubbing me and asking me how big it was. at the end of the night she and her friend asked me to come back to their place... and the guys were begging them to come back to our hotel room. nothing ever became of it... but it was definitely embarrassing for me. a little crazy for my first visit to meet the execs... but a very memorable night.

Ahh...it's nice to know that buying lap dances is a write-off for businesses, isn't it?

 

[LeeEJ]

at the end of the night she and her friend asked me to come back to their place... and the guys were begging them to come back to our hotel room. nothing ever became of it... but it was definitely embarrassing for me. a little crazy for my first visit to meet the execs... but a very memorable night.

Regarding times like those, some of the guys I work with have said, "Follow the story!" You could go back to your hotel room and spank it to some pay-per-view soft porn (or, if you're a cheap bastard like me, CNN), or you could go bone a couple strippers for a night.

Personally, I'm done with being teased. :biggrin1:

 

[b.c.]

Yes...it was at a local topless/bottomless place. They came up to you there at the bar and practically sat in your lap while trying to get you to go in the back for a (more expensive) lap dance. This fine young lass named G-G with coal black skin and an incredible face began rubbing against me and i sprang a bulging hardon in my jeans while she was trying to coax me in the back for a table dance. I declined (being the cheap sob I usually am) but I was still sitting there with this bulge in my pants when another dancer walked by. She looked at my crotch and let out this "DaYamn!"

(Postnote: G.G. said she had a boyfriend named "Benjamin"... was a week before it dawned on me that she was speaking of "Franklin". Not too swift... but damn she was fine.)

 

[duderino]

Ah, oh, me, oh poor, always naive me who thinks with his bigger head... Yes, a stripper has commented, a couple of times, and I loved it... too much. The last time it happened I ended up in a private room with a very beautiful, curvy brunnette -- it was the first time I'd been to a strip club on the outskirts of town (I had only been in the past to the big-name, downtown, cost-you-twenty-dollars-for-every-foot-you-walk-in-the-door type places before). I quickly learned that rules in the outer boroughs are a little looser as this girl wrapped her hands around my now throbbing cock (through my pants, of course). Things got incrementally hotter (like quantum increments) as I parted with each twenty. In the end, I had my pants opened slightly and she took an eyeful and an oh-so-very-brief-please-just-a-touch-more handful. And then she claimed she had to "go downstairs" and that I should meet her later. Right. It was 1am, place closed at 4 -- I wasn't waiting around for that promise.

 

[AverageJoe06]

I've had tons of strippers comment on how incredibly huge I am. Many of them were very hot.

Trouble is I'm only 6". You can figure it out.

 

[ruffboy]

yes

 

[HazelGod]

After reading this thread, I'm tempted to get my hands on some Viagra and make a night of it in a strip club just to see what happens.

If anyone else cares to join this little social experiment, you'll find me at Exposé...the cover charge is on me (don't ask):

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