Has Your Package Caused Curiosity?

Bryan_Lyte2

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jared84 said:
that was easily one of the stupidest commercials i ever saw. did you see the other one with the icing cumshot? :chinese:

I've seen both, followed by searching for the guy (robert amstler) talk abouit dissapointment. The first Commercial was hot the first few times running, but that quikly fades, the second sommercial was just plain disturbing, and not near as hot.
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Why aren't commercials like that mainstreamed? We get plenty of Paris hilton eating a burger all soapy on a sexy car (I'm sorry but the burger looked sexier than she did) but you'd never see a guy detailing his Harley wearing something reveling and eating a chili dog (a weinerschinzel comment). I don't care about double stadards when they are within reason, but come on. We ban anything that makes a guy look provacative on T.V. and yet let women trounce around wearing the equivalent to a males Koala swimwear suit (look it up). If I ever became famous, you had better believe, I'd be the most talked about, most "caught by the paparazzi naked" celebrity there ever was.
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Any way, i've seen the commercials and I still have one in my collection of movies, clips, and vid caps.:cool:
 

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I don't have enough a bulge to cause a commotion when I'm soft, sadly. I'm definitely a grower, and one of balls hasn't grown since I was born due to a fouled-up hernia operation right after birth. If my girlfriend is to be believed, the full-grown one more than makes up for it though...
 

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The clothing and underwear thing...I just don't think you can tell. I'm a grower, but have huge balls, so I look nice of course. As far as boxers versus tighties...FUCK BOXERS. Women say tighties are gross, men say they're uncomfortable, and I say it's all bullshit. Tighties are more functional, more beautiful, and as I've said since I was 14 years old: why the fuck would you wear 2 pairs of shorts?!
 

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well it can be similar for girls.
I have pretty big breasts.... and guys can be very indiscreet. And it can be kind of embarassing. I remember this friend of my roommate talking on the phone and him saying something like "yeah, she has the biggest tit's i've ever seen."
Right in front of me!
Or there's that classic one.. He never talks to my face! I generally don't care if ppl check me out.. it's the blatant ones who make comments that can be embarassing. Unless you were checking them out too and wanted to say something as well ;) I don't usually mind.. b/c i check ppl out too. Guys girls.. the human body is fascination ;) I've even had a girl flat out say she'd love to rub nipples with me.
However... i've never been denied sex b/c of their size. lol.