This weekend at an lake outing with friends someone said the had a hard time swimming in rough water. I said that it wasn't a problem for me, since my "keel" kept me stable in the roughest water. One of the ladies there asked if bragging, and my wife said, "No, his keel could keep him stable in a hurricane!" The lady said, "Wow, you're blessed!" My wife smiled and said, "I certainly am." The reset of the afternoon had more people stealing a glance at my crotch than ever in my life.