Have a job that involves your dick?

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by GottaBigOne, Feb 7, 2004.

  1. GottaBigOne

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2004
    Messages:
    1,020
    Albums:
    2
    Likes Received:
    11
    Location:
    New York
    I work as a nude model at the art school that I attended. Now nude modeling doesn't involve anything sexual but even without being aroused my penis is quite lengthy, longer than most guys hard you know.
    I'm sure there are people out there that think the only reason I model is so I can get naked in front of a room full of people and show my dick off. While that is one of the reasons as to why I started it is not the reason I continue.
    Modeling has become almost its own art form to me, like interpretive dance. I enjoy it very much and get a lot out of the whole experience. If art is about expressing yourself to other people I feel that I express myself through my poses very efficiently.
    Everyone in the model's office knows about my endowment. A teacher that I had worked for a couple of times once called the model registrar and said something like: "That model you sent over was really good, he had really good poses.... he also had a huge machine!!!" When the registrar told me this story I was very embarrassed because he told me while a lot of people were around.
    I am not embarrassed about my endowment so much as to the attention I get from it. I know I know, I'm a walking contridiction... I like to show my dick off, but I don't like the attention I get for it. I can't figure it out myself. But recently I've been a little uncomfortable while modeling because of my size. I have a teacher who's a friend now and I frequently model for his classes. After the classes he usually tell me about a comment a student had a bout me while I was modeling. Some times the comments are on how good my posing has been, but most of the time they are about how "huge" I am. While in the beginning I enjoyed the thought of people looking at me and finding out about how big I was, this has grown into almost a handicap. Now every time I get on the model stand I know in my head that everyone in the room is thinking the same thing and is taken aback about my endowment. Its hard to concentrate sometimes and I feel that sometimes my poses don't the appreciation they deserve.
    anyone else have a job like this where there size plays an important part?
     
  2. Imported

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jan 1, 2000
    Messages:
    56,713
    Likes Received:
    55
    norseman: Hey Gotta B,

    Don't feel self concious about the artists staring at your big dick. If they weren't staring at that, they'd be staring at that big honker of a nose of yours.....

    (KIDDING, I'm KIDDING !)

    (It would be interesting to see how they portray your "features" in their works. )

    Norse
     
  3. Imported

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jan 1, 2000
    Messages:
    56,713
    Likes Received:
    55
    AUncut10in: I don't have a job that includes my dick, but I recently joined a group that meets once a week to draw. While I design for a living and spend a lot of time doing creative projects, I haven't drawn much since college. It has been fun getting back into it. The twist about this group is that everyone gets naked including eveyone that is drawing. We take turns posing. I have never really modeled before, but have really loved doing it. While everyone has made comments about my dick, the thing that really turns me on is seeing drawings of myself. At the end of each session, we all share what we have drawn. I can get a hardon looking at how they drew my big cock. If anyone is in the San Francisco area and is intersted in joining the group, let me know.
     
  4. B_RoysToy

    B_RoysToy New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 30, 2003
    Messages:
    7,558
    Likes Received:
    64
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    memphis, tennessee
    Damn, seems like San F has all the advantages. Here in Memphis, we even complain about Janet's tit!

    Oh, well. you dudes have fun, auncut10in!

    Luke
     
  5. B_DoubleMeatWhopper

    B_DoubleMeatWhopper New Member

    Joined:
    Oct 7, 2002
    Messages:
    5,402
    Likes Received:
    7
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Louisiana
    [quote author=GottaBigOne link=board=meetgreet;num=1076170991;start=0#0 date=02/07/04 at 08:14:11]anyone else have a job like this where there size plays an important part?[/quote]

    That's a big Yes for me. A big penis isn't the only prerequsite for my job, but I wouldn't have been hired if I didn't pass the tape measure test.
     
  6. Imported

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jan 1, 2000
    Messages:
    56,713
    Likes Received:
    55
    ORCABOMBER: I wouldn't mind a job that actually involved mine. :)
     
  7. Imported

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jan 1, 2000
    Messages:
    56,713
    Likes Received:
    55
    tigerwolf: My job does. Working in the adult entertainment industry. ^_^

    And pretty much with that, at least for the gay side of it, you should be attractive, hung and in reasonably good shape.

    For straight stuff, they try to get the greasy mulleted guys, so that there's no chance that the man watching will have a homo moment. ^^;
     
  8. jonb

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2002
    Messages:
    8,308
    Likes Received:
    2
    [quote author=DoubleMeatWhopper link=board=meetgreet;num=1076170991;start=0#4 date=02/07/04 at 23:01:49]

    That's a big Yes for me. A big penis isn't the only prerequsite for my job, but I wouldn't have been hired if I didn't pass the tape measure test.
    [/quote]
    You need a big dick for teaching?
     
  9. jonb

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2002
    Messages:
    8,308
    Likes Received:
    2
    [quote author=tigerwolf link=board=meetgreet;num=1076170991;start=0#6 date=02/10/04 at 04:52:37]My job does. Working in the adult entertainment industry. ^_^

    And pretty much with that, at least for the gay side of it, you should be attractive, hung and in reasonably good shape.

    For straight stuff, they try to get the greasy mulleted guys, so that there's no chance that the man watching will have a homo moment. ^^;[/quote]
    Well, to quote this one sketch where a guy (can't remember his name: Let's call them Adam and Bob for metasyntactic purposes.) convinces his homophobic brother that everyone's a bit bi:

    Adam: Well, you like porn, right?
    Bob: Yeah.
    Adam: Just girl/girl or some straight?
    Bob: Some straight.
    Adam: And do you like impotent men?
    Bob: No, I like big hard throbbing dicks shooting it all over the place!

    LOL
     
  10. Imported

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jan 1, 2000
    Messages:
    56,713
    Likes Received:
    55
    tigerwolf: For teaching? Nah. He's a peeler. (stripper)

    And I've never seen that sketch. I'm so not into women in the slightest. I've actually thrown female staff out of areas of studios that I've been in because I don't want them around while I'm working. Just total turnoff for me having them around.

    Though, I've only had that happen once. All three companies I've ever done anything for other than the one time have had all male staff present.
     
  11. jonb

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2002
    Messages:
    8,308
    Likes Received:
    2
    See his Et Cetera thread.

    I thought you were into women once. I guess it shows that sexuality evolves. I thought of it the sketch because of your talking about straight porn and homo moments.
     
  12. Imported

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jan 1, 2000
    Messages:
    56,713
    Likes Received:
    55
    tigerwolf: Nope. Used to be straight. NEVER again. And in fact, I go around converting people over to our team. ^_^
     
  13. B_DoubleMeatWhopper

    B_DoubleMeatWhopper New Member

    Joined:
    Oct 7, 2002
    Messages:
    5,402
    Likes Received:
    7
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Louisiana
    [quote author=jonb link=board=meetgreet;num=1076170991;start=0#7 date=02/10/04 at 22:08:12]
    You need a big dick for teaching?[/quote]

    My teaching job hasn't begun yet. I'm not completely finished dancing ... not just yet; I'm receiving some rather tempting offers for gigs during the last week of the Mardi Gras season in New Orleans. It would be real tough to turn down the money I'm being offered, so I won't even try. I'll settle down come summer!
     
  14. jonb

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2002
    Messages:
    8,308
    Likes Received:
    2
    Well, dancing has better pay than teaching. Of course, so does every job short of assistant crack whore. LOL
     
  15. jonb

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2002
    Messages:
    8,308
    Likes Received:
    2
    [quote author=tigerwolf link=board=meetgreet;num=1076170991;start=0#11 date=02/11/04 at 18:43:16]Nope. Used to be straight. NEVER again. And in fact, I go around converting people over to our team. ^_^[/quote]
    Well, you're more likely to get converts as something other than a Falwellian cliche. LOL But gay couples have one advantage: No mind games.
     
  16. Imported

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jan 1, 2000
    Messages:
    56,713
    Likes Received:
    55
    tigerwolf: [quote author=jonb link=board=meetgreet;num=1076170991;start=0#14 date=02/12/04 at 22:21:07]
    Well, you're more likely to get converts as something other than a Falwellian cliche. LOL But gay couples have one advantage: No mind games.[/quote]

    Oh god. Don't EVER say that. There are more f'ing mind games in gay society than you think. *lol*

    Its just a little more upfront and less beating around the bush, I find. :)
     
  17. Imported

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jan 1, 2000
    Messages:
    56,713
    Likes Received:
    55
    serj: I don't think that I would have gotten into the job I'm in if it wasn't for my dick also. I found out about penis enlargement from an ad in Maxim for VigRG. I took it and had over 2 inches in increase, I went from a 6 to 8+ and I got realy excited about that. I think that's the only reason why I started the product comparison company that I run now.
     
  18. jonb

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2002
    Messages:
    8,308
    Likes Received:
    2
    And here I thought only women did that, and women knew that she also knows the same mind games. LOL (I swear there's something about the Y chromosome that destroys the part of the brain responsible for such trick questions as 'Do I look fat in this?')
     
  19. Imported

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jan 1, 2000
    Messages:
    56,713
    Likes Received:
    55
    austin-dude: The comedian in your joke is Ron White. He was on Comedy Central last week. I heard the same one and I had to write it down (thank you ReplayTV and TiVo).

    Ron is very "country," hick like if you will. That is the context of this joke. He's from Texas, and apparently grew up and still hangs out with a bunch of "bubbas."

    http://www.comedycontact.com/white.html

    Billy Bob: That's so gay. I hate gays.

    Ron: We're all gay, just to what extent.

    Billy Bob: I'm not gay. I'm not gay at all.

    Ron: Yeah you are and I'll prove it to ya.

    Billy Bob: Alright prove it to me.

    Ron: You like porn?

    Billy Bob: Yeah I love porn. You know that.

    Ron: Do you only watch scenes with 2 women together?

    Billy Bob: No I watch a man and a woman making love.

    Ron: Do you like the guy to have a small half-flacid penis?

    Billy Bob: No, I like BIG HARD THROBBING COCKS!

    [A long pause...]

    Billy Bob: I did not know that about myself.
     
  20. B_RoysToy

    B_RoysToy New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 30, 2003
    Messages:
    7,558
    Likes Received:
    64
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    memphis, tennessee
    [quote author=austin-dude link=board=meetgreet;num=1076170991;start=0#18 date=02/14/04 at 08:27:27]

    Ron: Do you like the guy to have a small half-flacid penis?

    Billy Bob: No, I like BIG HARD THROBBING COCKS!

    [A long pause...]

    Billy Bob:  I did not know that about myself.[/quote]

    It goes along with my way of thinking that since we are sociable people, we 'like' both sexes and it's just a matter of degrees determining what label we acquire. ::)

    Luke
     
Draft saved Draft deleted