Have any of you women ever lied to a lover about their penis size

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  1. Shredder

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    Have any of you women on here ever lied to a sex partner. Telling him that he has the biggest penis you have ever had sex with and if you have, why.
     
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    No - why should I?
     
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    To stroke a guys ego - have you never watched porn?

    Wow that's really big, you know when it's quite small or miiddle sized.
    If you want to start you can tell me my one is reaaly HUGe if you like :biggrin1:
     
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    Sorry - I never strokes a guys ego! ;-)

    I prefer being 100% honest al the time - I simply not clever enough to tell lies, so I just tell it like it is - always and in no uncertain terms.

    So...

    No - why should I?
     
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    Some men find it arousing, however I think you'll find wiggling your bottom more effective or just removing your clothes or maybe just breathing would probably work for me :redface:
     
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    I know you guys find it arousing - but I'm not going to tell "him that he has the biggest penis you have ever had sex with". Nope - I didn't give kind remarks just to be nice or help a poor guys ego.

    Can you see that I'm wiggling my tiny butt in front of you ;-)
     
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    Keep wiggling girl I Love it

    Don't you think if you really loved someone and you knew it would make them feel good about themselves you could manage a little lie?
     
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    Of course, I do lie now and then. Geez, I have a job where I sometimes have to lie my butt of to keep the tempers down. However, that professionally - and not me as a person.

    If I pick a guy up, I will give him the best sex he's ever had - but I will not cater for his ego with lies. But then the sex usually bolsters his ego...

    I do have my integrity... ;-)
     
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    I would never want a woman to lie or even imply its bigger than she thinks it is... I don't need or want my ego to be stroked.

    Having said that if she thinks it's big she should say so cuz it is nice to hear if it's true...
     
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    I was fucking this chick once and the whole time I was pumping away she was whispering in my ear stuff like "your cock is huge" and "you have such a big dick"... The problem was (at the time) my dick was only like 6" long and maybe 4.25" around, so it was really distracting me and making me feel weird that she was making such a fake fuss. Us dudes with small weanies know that it's small. We KNOW it. Just don't say anything about the size.
     
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    It's rude to talk with your mouth full.
     
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    That's ok TP, I suspect you're excellent at stroking a guys cock and that's good enough for most.:biggrin1:
     
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    Mr Crab...you love stuffing that crabby patty in folks mouth don't ya?:wink:
     
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    :confused: At the time??? What are you now then 12*8.5" or 3*2"??? At the time??? :confused:

    I actually find it more fun to tease a larger guy about it being small...


    I'm not just excellent - I'm the best :tongue::biggrin1::wink:
     
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    Sure do, Sweetcheeks :smile:
     
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