Have Y'all Read This One?

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  1. arliss

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    Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
    community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
    and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was
    71.

    Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of
    celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.
    Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the
    Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high
    with flours.

    Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a
    man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in
    show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was
    not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on
    half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still
    was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for
    millions.

    Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough
    and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived
    by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

    The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

    If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the
    occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with
    someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads it.

    All things are exposed over time and the truth will be revealed. Be who you are at all times.
     
  2. Pecker

    Pecker Retired Moderator
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    Drum roll, please.
     
  3. Ed69

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    That was good,thanks for making me laugh!
     
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    Very funny and good (LOL)
    I will pass it on
    Thx for sharing
     
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    Very funny and entertaining! Thanks for the laughs...:biglaugh:
     
  6. arliss

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    lol glad u guys enjoyed that one
     
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    It surely raised the flavour of the thread to a higher level.
     
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    This thread certainly got a rise out of me.:biggrin:
     
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    Haha, that was cute! Have any more like that? :wink:
     
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    I thought only I did that. :tongue:
     
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    Workin' up a good pot of mad!

    LMAO! THanks, Arliss! We definitely kneaded that!

    I think we MIGHT just let you stay! :biggrin1:
     
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