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Originally posted by major_7+May 26 2005, 03:03 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(major_7 &#064; May 26 2005, 03:03 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-ashlar@May 26 2005, 03:53 PM
Someone fetch me some bacon for fucks sake&#33;

Rocky ... bring da sausage. I starve. ;P
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http://www.baconbros.com/

Here you are, sir.
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Good boy. *pets*
 

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Originally posted by Freddie53+May 26 2005, 04:13 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Freddie53 &#064; May 26 2005, 04:13 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-DoubleMeatWhopper@May 26 2005, 01:34 PM
I&#39;ll be Rear Admiral Ploughmore.
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I&#39;ll be Fleet Admiral Fuckmore in charge of checking quality control for male specimens for the Rear Admiral Ploughmore for "duty" as needed.

*It is a full time job, but oh it is a "service" for our country*
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Welcome aboard Admiral. I&#39;ll show you to your room.
 

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Originally posted by Herble@May 26 2005, 04:19 PM
Hi Admiral I need to be disiplined
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That Man that shall strike another whilst these Articles are in force, shall receive Mose&#39;s Law (that is 40 stripes lacking one) on the bare Back.
 

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Those of you who were at LPSG in the summer of 2003 may remember when were invaded by a band of pirates&#33; Interesting group of guys ... :eyes: Anyway, Dee later posted a link in memory of their brief rampage; I think here is a good place to resurrect that link:

Click here to get your very own pirate name&#33;
 

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Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@May 26 2005, 05:02 PM
Those of you who were at LPSG in the summer of 2003 may remember when were invaded by a band of pirates&#33; Interesting group of guys ...  :eyes:  Anyway, Dee later posted a link in memory of their brief rampage; I think here is a good place to resurrect that link:

Click here to get your very own pirate name&#33;
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My pirate name is:
First Mate Ivan the Short

Mmmmm... just call me Major7
 

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Allright boys, I&#39;m off to my violin lesson. Be naugty while i&#39;m gone and I shall disipline all of you when I return.
 
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Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@May 25 2005, 04:44 PM
I&#39;ve never cared for the clinical-sounding words homosexual and heterosexual in a social setting, and LPSG is, for many of us, at least somewhat social. If we can&#39;t have ass pirate and breeder, I guess gay and straight work fine. I certainly prefer the term gay to queer. I don&#39;t care what the growing trend is: I hate the Q word.
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I see what you are saying Jacinto&#33;

I was talking with a gay guy, just yesterday (he, my cousin and I met up for dinner and coffee downtown) and he kept using Queer to describe himself, myself and others alike. I didn&#39;t find it offencive, but rather weird that he would use a word, that is in most cases deroggatorially used, on the gay/bi/lesbian/transexual community (that&#39;s what he described it as).

But (I am most likely going to get my balls cut off for this), I guess it&#39;s the same way that white people usually can&#39;t use the word Nigger/Nigga on a person of colour without offending them, while at the same time they use it to refer to themselves (in an unoffensive way). Oh, the wonders of the world.
 
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Originally posted by Dr Rock@May 26 2005, 08:36 PM
hey, what&#39;s long and hard and full of seamen?&#33;


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...


... oh that joke doesn&#39;t really work in textual form does it
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A submarine? :evilgrin:
 

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Originally posted by major_7+May 26 2005, 04:11 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(major_7 &#064; May 26 2005, 04:11 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-DoubleMeatWhopper@May 26 2005, 05:02 PM
Those of you who were at LPSG in the summer of 2003 may remember when were invaded by a band of pirates&#33; Interesting group of guys ...  :eyes:  Anyway, Dee later posted a link in memory of their brief rampage; I think here is a good place to resurrect that link:

Click here to get your very own pirate name&#33;
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My pirate name is Landlubber Krang the Dark

*That will have to be shortened if I am going to remember it*
Should it be Landlubber or Krang the Dark
 

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Allright I&#39;ve returned, Let the rampant molestation begin.

Dr. Rock ... where IS my goddamned sausage.

Major, bring her about, we are now on the search for booty&#33;

rar.
 

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Blast yer scuppers ye barnacle bitten swabs, I be Cap&#39;n Poontang Pecker, the blood thirstiest, stab &#39;em firstiest, doggone worstiest buccaneer has ever sailed the Spanish Main.

I&#39;ll keel haul yer arses from the yard arm, drink yer rations o&#39;grog, knit yer shrouds from the anchor chain &#39;n&#39; still whack my pud twice afore breakfast.

Now look whut ye went &#39;n&#39; done. Ye made me hungry. Does ye have any Grey Poupon?
 
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Originally posted by Pecker@May 27 2005, 02:14 AM
Blast yer scuppers ye barnacle bitten swabs, I be Cap&#39;n Poontang Pecker, the blood thirstiest, stab &#39;em firstiest, doggone worstiest buccaneer has ever sailed the Spanish Main.

I&#39;ll keel haul yer arses from the yard arm, drink yer rations o&#39;grog, knit yer shrouds from the anchor chain &#39;n&#39; still whack my pud twice afore breakfast.

Now look whut ye went &#39;n&#39; done. Ye made me hungry. Does ye have any Grey Poupon?
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Nope But I have Honey Mustard&#33; :9
 

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Originally posted by Pecker@May 27 2005, 01:14 AM
Blast yer scuppers ye barnacle bitten swabs, I be Cap&#39;n Poontang Pecker, the blood thirstiest, stab &#39;em firstiest, doggone worstiest buccaneer has ever sailed the Spanish Main.

I&#39;ll keel haul yer arses from the yard arm, drink yer rations o&#39;grog, knit yer shrouds from the anchor chain &#39;n&#39; still whack my pud twice afore breakfast.

Now look whut ye went &#39;n&#39; done. Ye made me hungry. Does ye have any Grey Poupon?
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*looks and calls out to his many ship servants and other eyepatch wearing sex gods*

Boys, someone tie that man up and feed him some grey poupon. Then when he&#39;s had his fill, gag him and and get angry Anny to masturbate him with her new fake titties.