Have You Been With Guys That Thought They Were In A Hardcore Porn Scene?

[dingdong]

I was at a bar a few days ago and I overheard the following by some very drunk men

Man #1: Your girl talks too much doesn't she? What are you gonna do about it?
Man #2: Yep. I dunno, I think I'll just shove my dick down her throat next time she says anything!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I know they were drunk, but this got me thinking about how many women have been with guys who expect sex to run like a well oiled Rocco Siffredi porn scene?! :tongue:

It's interesting to hear a women's point of view - share your stories about ridiculous expectations encountered during sex! :tongue::biggrin1: Or just general "you've got to be joking?" moments! :tongue:

 

[Principessa]

Even worse I was once with a guy who thought it necessary to do every position he had ever scene in pornos. After each position he would pause to take a picture; and he would get pissed if I didn't do the pose right :irked: He needed to change positions approximately every 2-3 minutes. He also didn't care if the position was uncomfortable or downright painful for me. :12: Guess what? The one thing I am not thinking during sex is how would Vanessa Blue do this. And no, I did not orgasm, how could I? I couldn't relax!

 

[Neziegh]

Even worse I was once with a guy who thought it necessary to do every position he had ever scene in pornos. After each position he would pause to take a picture; and he would get pissed if I didn't do the pose right :irked: He needed to change positions approximately every 2-3 minutes. He also didn't care if the position was uncomfortable or downright painful for me. :12: Guess what? The one thing I am not thinking during sex is how would Vanessa Blue do this. And no, I did not orgasm, how could I? I couldn't relax!

Wow.

I need to be reminded how lucky i am after all.

 

[D_Hyacinth Harrytwat]

Even worse I was once with a guy who thought it necessary to do every position he had ever scene in pornos. After each position he would pause to take a picture; and he would get pissed if I didn't do the pose right :irked: He needed to change positions approximately every 2-3 minutes. He also didn't care if the position was uncomfortable or downright painful for me. :12: Guess what? The one thing I am not thinking during sex is how would Vanessa Blue do this. And no, I did not orgasm, how could I? I couldn't relax!

That's really special. You didn't tell him that they fake a lot in pornos :tongue:?

 

[Principessa]

That's really special. You didn't tell him that they fake a lot in pornos :tongue:?

Of course I did. I'm not just mouthy here you know. :biggrin1: Worst part was that at 51 he was a really lousy lay and ate pussy like it was corn on the cob. :wtf1: I was sore for two days. Yes, I did all the proper things to school him. However, he just wouldn't listen.

 

[D_Hyacinth Harrytwat]

Of course I did. I'm not just mouthy here you know. :biggrin1: Worst part was that at 51 he was a really lousy lay and ate pussy like it was corn on the cob. :wtf1: I was sore for two days. Yes, I did all the proper things to school him. However, he just wouldn't listen.

If he's a decent guy, you'll find him an agent that'll get him into porn so that he can have all the crazy, wild, erotic sex he wants.

And you can continue having good sex :tongue:

 

[AlteredEgo]

Of course I did. I'm not just mouthy here you know. :biggrin1: Worst part was that at 51 he was a really lousy lay and ate pussy like it was corn on the cob. :wtf1: I was sore for two days. Yes, I did all the proper things to school him. However, he just wouldn't listen.

He's the crazy corn on the cob guy you always tell us about!? OMG! He just gets worse, and worse! *huggle*