Either directly or indirectly. And what happened?
I have, and will share my story later tonight
I have, and will share my story later tonight
Ok , here’s how it went down:
In 1999 I got my first job as an engineer. I had my own office where I could just shut the door. The pc was facing the wall so no one could see what I was looking at.
Or so I thought..
I was super horny everyday from all the bodybuilding supplements I used to take. I’d be throbbing many times during the day often would have to cum in the work toilets, in addition to the load I already blew in the morning before work.
I’d surf porn at work every day chance I got.
I fucking had to cos I didn’t have a computer at home at the time!
I’d send pictures of what would turn me on to the printer which was outside the office. So I could take them back home to jerk off ro. This printer was hooked up to all the staff computers meaning everyone used it. So I made sure there was no one at it when I send something through.
Well, one day there’s an email from the manager to all the staff informing us about the internet usage and what is not acceptable to be accessed at work. The email continued that management has noticed the following websites being accessed and that they know by wgich
captain stabbin
pussy-fever
Tokyo-topless
Short skirt girls
Sleazydream
Mike in Brazil
and some others.
the email continued with a warning that this is the last time such stuff will be tolerated and that next rime the staff responsible will be subject to disciplinary action.
Lol! Well I immediately recognised the majority of the sites being those I accessed. But not all. There was another engineer in the office who was a hardcore porn surfer. And I knew he was as guilty as I.
Well after the email I no longer looked up porn at work and moved this activity to the state library where I’d go and surf for hours every evening, until I either blew in my pants or had to rush off to the toilet to empty my balls.
In 1999 I got my first job as an engineer. I had my own office where I could just shut the door. The pc was facing the wall so no one could see what I was looking at.
Or so I thought..
I was super horny everyday from all the bodybuilding supplements I used to take. I’d be throbbing many times during the day often would have to cum in the work toilets, in addition to the load I already blew in the morning before work.
I’d surf porn at work every day chance I got.
I fucking had to cos I didn’t have a computer at home at the time!
I’d send pictures of what would turn me on to the printer which was outside the office. So I could take them back home to jerk off ro. This printer was hooked up to all the staff computers meaning everyone used it. So I made sure there was no one at it when I send something through.
Well, one day there’s an email from the manager to all the staff informing us about the internet usage and what is not acceptable to be accessed at work. The email continued that management has noticed the following websites being accessed and that they know by wgich
captain stabbin
pussy-fever
Tokyo-topless
Short skirt girls
Sleazydream
Mike in Brazil
and some others.
the email continued with a warning that this is the last time such stuff will be tolerated and that next rime the staff responsible will be subject to disciplinary action.
Lol! Well I immediately recognised the majority of the sites being those I accessed. But not all. There was another engineer in the office who was a hardcore porn surfer. And I knew he was as guilty as I.
Well after the email I no longer looked up porn at work and moved this activity to the state library where I’d go and surf for hours every evening, until I either blew in my pants or had to rush off to the toilet to empty my balls.
1randombeauty
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I never got caught, but I have jerked-off at work many times at several different companies before I started my own businesses. And at one job I was always the first one there and I, too, would print pictures and take them to the restroom to look at and cum to. IT departments all know what sites every employee would surf. Later in life My work around for that was to get off the company network and use my phone as a hot spot when I wanted to look at porn. Much safer.
I currently own a retail store and I surf porn nearly all day every day, and I cam with women, or watch porn and cum in my shop just about every day and sometimes more than once. But I always take that activity into the back room where it is private. I have pictures behind me that I know reflect my screen so people can see. Sometimes I leave it up, most times I don’t.
I can’t tell you how many times customers, sometimes very hot ladies, have come in to the store when I have a raging hard-on and ready to burst. Depending, I may get up to say hello hoping they will see the massive bulge I am sporting. Good sexy fun. I have one very attractive Mexican lady that regularly frequents my store. I hope to bed her one day.
I currently own a retail store and I surf porn nearly all day every day, and I cam with women, or watch porn and cum in my shop just about every day and sometimes more than once. But I always take that activity into the back room where it is private. I have pictures behind me that I know reflect my screen so people can see. Sometimes I leave it up, most times I don’t.
I can’t tell you how many times customers, sometimes very hot ladies, have come in to the store when I have a raging hard-on and ready to burst. Depending, I may get up to say hello hoping they will see the massive bulge I am sporting. Good sexy fun. I have one very attractive Mexican lady that regularly frequents my store. I hope to bed her one day.
I am giving away my age a bit here, but where I worked had just gotten a boatload of computers and they were hooked up to the internet. There were several times when I would work my shift and then go into this lab where all the computers were located. I never looked for porn, but I did look at hookup sites. I was trying to find someone to date or have sex with. I would do this a of couple times a week. I had been doing this for several months by now and everything seemed fine.
We had a staff meeting one afternoon. Again all of this internet stuff and computer usage was kind of new. The boss talked about a number of things regarding the usage of the internet and computer. I began to sweat. He then mentioned that you could look at the computer's history to see what was being looked at. At that moment, I felt like he was talking directly to me. I was not out at work (though you would have to have been blind not to know that at the very least I was bisexual). He wanted to make sure that everything we looked at or for was being tracked in the history and that they were also able to connect the user.
He ended by suggesting that since we were not aware of that before, there would be no problems, but from that point on there would be. It was at that moment that I realized I needed to actually have an internet connection in my house.
I am 98% certain that my boss knew I was on gay hookup sites, but thankfully he never ever mentioned it.
We had a staff meeting one afternoon. Again all of this internet stuff and computer usage was kind of new. The boss talked about a number of things regarding the usage of the internet and computer. I began to sweat. He then mentioned that you could look at the computer's history to see what was being looked at. At that moment, I felt like he was talking directly to me. I was not out at work (though you would have to have been blind not to know that at the very least I was bisexual). He wanted to make sure that everything we looked at or for was being tracked in the history and that they were also able to connect the user.
He ended by suggesting that since we were not aware of that before, there would be no problems, but from that point on there would be. It was at that moment that I realized I needed to actually have an internet connection in my house.
I am 98% certain that my boss knew I was on gay hookup sites, but thankfully he never ever mentioned it.
Nope-- I don't even check personal email with a company computer.
At the time my employer started paying for my phone usage, I started using a VPN to ensure they had no idea what I accessed, porn or otherwise. I know it bothers my boss and he has tried the whole "nothing to hide" spiel, but a couple of us called him on it and he won't reveal his own usage. Nothing to hide, nothing to worry about eh?
I don't do personal stuff in company time at all
I don't do personal stuff in company time at all
Good responses fellers. I wish to add that at no time had I the slightest desire to browse porn and jerk off at work. It happened because I was so horny everyday that I could not help it. I tried everything not to, but as soon as I had nothing to do BANG! Porn and jerking off.
1randombeauty
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1randombeauty
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It's not a criticism. If I get horny at work, I gain the desire to cum, therefore I masturbate. It happens. In fact, I am at my shop right now and I have been edging a good part of the morning, so I am sure I will be masturbating here at work in the very near future. All Good. All fun.
Nope. First off, I've had very few jobs that required utilizing a company computer and even less that had unlimited external access to the internet. Second, with perhaps the exception of one former job when I worked pretty much alone overnight, none of them were in a private enough setting and were either where a co-worker could see what I was doing or even had access to the same computer if they needed to.
But even if I had both the access and privacy, such as in the one exception I mentioned, I still would not look up porn as it was not worth risking a job, especially given I was smart enough to know someone could be monitoring it and I would leave a digital trail.
I was actually proven right on one occasion not over porn, but when I forwarded a political article I was sent by someone outside the network to another like-minded employee and got called out by management via the IT Department that it was considered "political advocacy" which was against company computer use rules. Of course, it's funny how they didn't have the same issue when the owner of the company would mass email everyone come election time over who they should vote for, which was usually the candidate whose policies would most benefit him and his company, but not necessarily the employees, but hypocrisy was apparently his prerogative.
After that, I decided that in that job and any future ones I wouldn't use a company computer to access any external site no matter how innocuous or G-rated or even check my personal email account and again, always assume I was being monitored. In fact, though the one at my present job does have access to the intertubes and there is sufficient privacy I still only use it for job-related functions inside the network and use my personal phone if I want to google something or just web surf, which rarely even then involves anything pornographic as I like to keep my phone "clean". Accessing this website is one of the few X-rated things I do on my phone and even that could be problematically during the one job I had when there was the potential for others to walk unexpectedly by and see my screen and I had a few close calls since one never knows when visiting here whether a sudden sea of wang will pop up on the page one is viewing.
But even if I had both the access and privacy, such as in the one exception I mentioned, I still would not look up porn as it was not worth risking a job, especially given I was smart enough to know someone could be monitoring it and I would leave a digital trail.
I was actually proven right on one occasion not over porn, but when I forwarded a political article I was sent by someone outside the network to another like-minded employee and got called out by management via the IT Department that it was considered "political advocacy" which was against company computer use rules. Of course, it's funny how they didn't have the same issue when the owner of the company would mass email everyone come election time over who they should vote for, which was usually the candidate whose policies would most benefit him and his company, but not necessarily the employees, but hypocrisy was apparently his prerogative.
After that, I decided that in that job and any future ones I wouldn't use a company computer to access any external site no matter how innocuous or G-rated or even check my personal email account and again, always assume I was being monitored. In fact, though the one at my present job does have access to the intertubes and there is sufficient privacy I still only use it for job-related functions inside the network and use my personal phone if I want to google something or just web surf, which rarely even then involves anything pornographic as I like to keep my phone "clean". Accessing this website is one of the few X-rated things I do on my phone and even that could be problematically during the one job I had when there was the potential for others to walk unexpectedly by and see my screen and I had a few close calls since one never knows when visiting here whether a sudden sea of wang will pop up on the page one is viewing.
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nope, never. might as well start hitting on the women openly as well. same effect.
nowadays, IT logs everything so you would be a complete fool to think you will not get caught. you career is not worth digital ass let alone real ass in the workplace.
nowadays, IT logs everything so you would be a complete fool to think you will not get caught. you career is not worth digital ass let alone real ass in the workplace.
Yeah after that email warning from management, I took my ‘private activities’ to a number of libraries including one state library, two different university libraries and also a defence force academy library.
It’s the defence force library that I got busted in. The staff even called the police and I was detained but they couldn’t lay a charge on me cos it’s not against the law. They just said don’t cum back lol
It’s the defence force library that I got busted in. The staff even called the police and I was detained but they couldn’t lay a charge on me cos it’s not against the law. They just said don’t cum back lol
Anyway I know some of you horny fuckers reading this got busted too. You just don’t want to admit it!
I suppose these days with large screen smartphones anyone can excuse themselves to the bathroom and lock themselves in a cubicle to pump a load in silence or with headphones to whatever porn takes them fancy.
But only some of us early trailblazers of the 90’s remember what it was like then. Searching for jpegs to print and jerk off to. And 360p vids on dial up.
All you millennial wankers have it made these days. And so do I!
But only some of us early trailblazers of the 90’s remember what it was like then. Searching for jpegs to print and jerk off to. And 360p vids on dial up.
All you millennial wankers have it made these days. And so do I!
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Yes and No; but sort of yes
Years ago, I to this day do not remember why; but I logged into LPSG from my work computer for 5 seconds. LPSG may = Large Penis Support Group BUT it also means Low Pressure Steam Gage . Again I am not sure where the F my mind was but i was working and typed in LPSG. Then like a had done hundreds of times before ( when I am home ) I logged into my account. I remember me saying WTF did I do ???
I am pretty sure the internal security of the company picked it up and recorded it , as one of my managers made a ronin001 quip the day he was leaving the company.
Years ago, I to this day do not remember why; but I logged into LPSG from my work computer for 5 seconds. LPSG may = Large Penis Support Group BUT it also means Low Pressure Steam Gage . Again I am not sure where the F my mind was but i was working and typed in LPSG. Then like a had done hundreds of times before ( when I am home ) I logged into my account. I remember me saying WTF did I do ???
I am pretty sure the internal security of the company picked it up and recorded it , as one of my managers made a ronin001 quip the day he was leaving the company.
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It’s not necessarily getting caught or viewing porn at work, but one fear, sort of but not really, is the use of WebEx and other video conferencing systems. I do a lot of video calls with clients and I also frequently cam with women. I try to always close WebEx prior to sex camming so the wires don’t get crossed and my clients get a nice show. Small worry, but something I think of.
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This just made me remember a scenario where I may have been caught actually, but it was by a friend of mine. It was 1987 or 88 and we had been up doing cocaine all night at my friends house and it was 2-3 in the morning and I dialed-up some phone sex and enjoyed a great session under a fake name I gave the girl. A couple of days later my friend said something using that name so I’m pretty sure he had picked up another phone and listened in on my foray. Nothing else was ever said and he never called me on it. But I knew he knew.
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