Once my sister was mad at me and broke the latch on my door while I was jerking off. I was able to hide everyhting. I heard a funny story on the radio about a guy who used to jerk off wearing earphones while listening to heavy metal music. One day he told his mom he was sick and stayed home from school. He was jerking off and his mom came into his room, he had his eyes closed. He didn't see her, but after he came he saw a hot cup of tea next to his bed.