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Have you ever been jealous of hair spray can?

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by longverythick, Jul 24, 2010.

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    I have a can of hair spray its 9.25" length 2.58" width. When I saw it I was jealous and wanted to be that big.

    What about girls? Have you ever seen a taco with really thick tortilla and was jealous because you want your vulva to be thicker?
     
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    bahaha, this is really funny! your funny! maybe one day we can get to be that big, who knows
     
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    LMAO.... seriously, you are beyond funny with some of these questions you have been asking!

    And for the female question... NO I have no desire for any enlargement of anything on my person.
     
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    I think you mean envious of the hairspray can. You'd be jealous if your girlfriend were sleeping with the hairspray can.
     
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    ROFL
     
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    all i keep thinking of is a girl sitting and looking at a taco and wishing her "vulva" assuming that means her lady parts was bigger than a taco, just funny stuff, love it haha
     
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    I didn't know envious was the right word. Thank you for that.

    Also I am about as thick as the can. I am only 5.5" length (plus 1.75" bone press) so its 68% longer (28% longer than bone press).
     
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