Have you ever been jealous of hair spray can?

[longverythick]

I have a can of hair spray its 9.25" length 2.58" width. When I saw it I was jealous and wanted to be that big.

What about girls? Have you ever seen a taco with really thick tortilla and was jealous because you want your vulva to be thicker?

 

[aviators]

bahaha, this is really funny! your funny! maybe one day we can get to be that big, who knows

 

[HiddenLacey]

LMAO.... seriously, you are beyond funny with some of these questions you have been asking!

And for the female question... NO I have no desire for any enlargement of anything on my person.

 

[red7.5]

I think you mean envious of the hairspray can. You'd be jealous if your girlfriend were sleeping with the hairspray can.

 

[thetramp]

I think you mean envious of the hairspray can. You'd be jealous if your girlfriend were sleeping with the hairspray can.

ROFL

 

[aviators]

all i keep thinking of is a girl sitting and looking at a taco and wishing her "vulva" assuming that means her lady parts was bigger than a taco, just funny stuff, love it haha

 

[longverythick]

I didn't know envious was the right word. Thank you for that.

Also I am about as thick as the can. I am only 5.5" length (plus 1.75" bone press) so its 68% longer (28% longer than bone press).