Have you ever broken anything? (bone wise)

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I came out of walmart today, and was starting to load some stuff into the backseat of my car when unknowingly the car beside me starts backing out... well it was a lexus, and you know how damn near silent those new ones run? Well I turn to get something else out of the buggy when the fucking car ran over my left shoe! It crushed 4 of my toes! Then the driver gets out and, low and behold, it was quite possibly the most beautiful woman that i've ever seen... I mean like supermodel hot. I have to admit that I kinda forgot about the pain for a minute, or it could have been that it hurt so bad that it didn't register for like a minute or something. But she rushed me to the emergency room through downtown traffic in like 2mins flat. Just wondering has anybody else experienced anything like this before?:confused:

PS... they have some amazing pain meds these days!:biggrin1:
 

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No, but but but...

one time we were on a road trip, and we stopped for gas. This woman on at the pump in front of us was letting her daughter pump the gas. She was probably 10 or so.

The daughter finished, and was getting back in the car, and the mom started driving before she was all teh way in and the car ran over her ankle (sideways) and her foot was at a just wrong angle and she was screaming.

And then the kids in the car were all shrieking at her, and she stopped, and the car was still on her daughter's foot, and she was getting out to see what was the matter (with the car still there).

But that's not where it gets wierd. Here is where it gets wierd...

This guy on a motorcyle was on the other side of the pump. He ran over, and he lifted the back of the car up by himself several inches off the ground (with all the other kids still in it and everything). The girl took her foot out, and he set the car down and got on his motorcycle and drove off.

I kid you not, saw the whole thing (and so did the rest of my family), it was crazy, like out of a superhero movie.

As for my own personal experience, I broke an ankle, but that was my own stupid ass fault. I was sliding down a hill surfing-style after an ice-storm and got it caught in a water meter thing that wasn't frozen and snapped it.
 

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When I was 5, I fell off our side porch and shattered my right wrist on the rocks in the flower bed. At 33, I fell down trying to catch someone and broke the front of my jaw. I still have an odd bite as a result of that one.
 

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I have never broken any bones and feel left out. I'm a paramedic and I don't even know how much my patients are suffering with # bones! Sometimes they are in agony and sometimes they don't seem to be in pain at all. I would rather not find out myself though!
 

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Once I slipped in my bedroom and fell on my arm. I knew something was wrong because it was stuck in a 45 degree angle. I drove myself to the ER, I didn't want to alarm my parents. (it was winter and I had to leave my coat on over my arm.)

The wait was so long that after an hour an a half I left. I got an emergency appointment the next day with an Orthopedist. The x-ray tech didn't see anything wrong. The doctor said it was a hairline fracture. It healed on it's own.
 

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When I was 5, I fell off our side porch and shattered my right wrist on the rocks in the flower bed. You fell into a bed of pansies! So that's why your brothers call you pansy. :tongue::biggrin1: At 33, I fell down trying to catch someone and broke the front of my jaw. I still have an odd bite as a result of that one.
TIP: If she's running that fast she really doesn't want to be caught. :tongue:

I came out of walmart today, and was starting to load some stuff into the backseat of my car when unknowingly the car beside me starts backing out... well it was a lexus, and you know how damn near silent those new ones run? Well I turn to get something else out of the buggy when the fucking car ran over my left shoe! It crushed 4 of my toes! Then the driver gets out and, low and behold, it was quite possibly the most beautiful woman that i've ever seen... I mean like supermodel hot. I have to admit that I kinda forgot about the pain for a minute, or it could have been that it hurt so bad that it didn't register for like a minute or something. But she rushed me to the emergency room through downtown traffic in like 2mins flat. Just wondering has anybody else experienced anything like this before?:confused:

PS... they have some amazing pain meds these days!:biggrin1:

No, I have never been run over by a vehicle, luxury or otherwise. :redface: December 2002 I slipped and fell on the ice in the parking lot outside my apartment building. I never filed an accident report which in retrospect was dumb. Three days later I realized that my headache was getting worse not better. Turns out I had a concussion and a couple of hairline fractures to my elbow. I had to wear a cast for like 2 weeks.
 

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You fell into a bed of pansies! So that's why your brothers call you pansy. :tongue::biggrin1:


Actually, it was a rose bed (yes I still have scars visible) and my brother is the gay one, not me. :biggrin1:
 

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lol... that wasn't the only one that i've broken, in 2004 I was sitting in my office chair when someone comes up behind me and scares me making me flip my chair over and I landed on my arm at just the right angle that it broke both wrist bones and one went into my hand and the other poked out of the skin. I still have the screws and plates from that one.

SpoiledPrincess- It's a good job I haven't broken anything Osiris, I'm such a wuss I practically need pain killers when I break a nail :)
I'm sure they make a pill for just that sort of situation. lol
 

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EEEEWWWWW.... your poor toes!!!

I hope you got her phone number!!!


I fractured my skull when I was a kid, plus broke my nose, dislocated my jaw and damaged L5/S1 jt in my spine (and got another concussion)..... but not all at the same time!! :)
 

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Nose, Ribs. Face full of glass. Hitting a telephone pole at 80mph will do this LOL:biggrin1: Why am i laughing? Because i am alive to tell you this.:smile:
 

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I had a hairline fracture to the wrist from falling on it playing soccer in the 8th grade gym class. Hurt like hell.
 

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crushed my foot. 3 clean breaks in the metatarsels, doing a trick bike jump. Layed up for 3 months. Didn't see the doctor for 2 days, hoping it was just sprained.
 

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On a side note. I hate to see that MTV show where it shows fractures and broken arms and legs bending where they shouldn't.
 

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I came out of walmart today, and was starting to load some stuff into the backseat of my car when unknowingly the car beside me starts backing out... well it was a lexus, and you know how damn near silent those new ones run? Well I turn to get something else out of the buggy when the fucking car ran over my left shoe! It crushed 4 of my toes! Then the driver gets out and, low and behold, it was quite possibly the most beautiful woman that i've ever seen... I mean like supermodel hot. I have to admit that I kinda forgot about the pain for a minute, or it could have been that it hurt so bad that it didn't register for like a minute or something. But she rushed me to the emergency room through downtown traffic in like 2mins flat. Just wondering has anybody else experienced anything like this before?:confused:

PS... they have some amazing pain meds these days!:biggrin1:

I've never heard of such a desperate act to get a hot girl.

I'm kidding. Maybe something good will come from this... I'm sure you'll see her again... hopefully not in court.

Enjoy your meds.