Hellboy0
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When I was 13, I made a bet with a friend that I would let the school bus run over my foot (remember, I was 13, not the brightest age to be).
So, when getting off the bus at the end of the day, I ran to the back, stuck my foot under the bus tire and waited. Eventually, it drove off, sloooooowly running over my foot. Didn't hurt one fucking bit and I was a hero to my friends.
The real fun came when I started to walk the 1 block home. I got about 1/2 a block and my foot started to throb so bad I could barely stand on it. But I was too embarassed to explain to my mom what I'd done. So I 'grinned and bore it'.
I don't think I broke it too much (a real testament to the engineering of the foot). However, now, many many years later, I have some problems with a pre-bunyon on that right foot. Unless I keep my muscles strong, it starts to hurt.
What a dick head I was!
So, when getting off the bus at the end of the day, I ran to the back, stuck my foot under the bus tire and waited. Eventually, it drove off, sloooooowly running over my foot. Didn't hurt one fucking bit and I was a hero to my friends.
The real fun came when I started to walk the 1 block home. I got about 1/2 a block and my foot started to throb so bad I could barely stand on it. But I was too embarassed to explain to my mom what I'd done. So I 'grinned and bore it'.
I don't think I broke it too much (a real testament to the engineering of the foot). However, now, many many years later, I have some problems with a pre-bunyon on that right foot. Unless I keep my muscles strong, it starts to hurt.
What a dick head I was!