Have you ever caught your parents having sex?

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  1. Mem

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    I haven't, but I did catch them with the latch on thier bedroom door locked.:confused:

    I childhood best friend caught his parents:eek: right in the act.
     
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    I was so disgusted by the sight that I fetched an axe from the yard and hacked them into lots of tiny pieces. I was only 6 at the time, and as such, could not be charged. After eleven years in a correctional facility, I was permitted to return to society. So as you can imagine, it's quite a sore point with me.
     
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    So you're either Michael Myers or Lizzie Bordon.
     
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    I once caught them and it scarred me so badly that I now find it difficult to utter the words "who's your daddy", its horrible.
     
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    I once see an strange form on their bedroom (I figured out that probably was my mother on top), but I'm not sure.
     
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    NO BUT THEY CAUGHT ME ONCE. I was fucking a girlfriend in their bed while I thought they were out of town.
     
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    My friend Matt found a sex tape his parents made! It started with his mom laying in bed wearing a robe. Soon after, his father entered the picture and had what looked to be an huge eight inch erection! Matt was embarassed and pissed and went to turn it off, but we held him back long enough to see his mom grab the dick and start jerking. He then took the tape and we never saw it again.

    I earned more respect for his dad that day!
     
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    The thought of my parents going at it, is one thing. The thought of me SEEING it... Wow, my eyes are hurting....:biggrin1:
     
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    Yeah, I was 8 years old. Dad thought it was funny but they locked the bedroom door after that.
     
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    An ex girlfriend of mine once told me that when she was a kid at her friend's birthday party she went into the girl's parents bedroom to put her coat away. She heard noises from a walk in closet to find the hostess' (married) father and another girls (married) father having sex. She said she couldn't look at either of them ever again, but never breathed a word of it.

    My own experience is while staying in a caravan with my parents as a child and enduring several minutes of holding pillows to my ears trying desperately to sleep.
     
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    I've always been amused by the way people get so grossed out by this subject. My folks still do it at least once or twice a day, every day and have since as far back as I could remember. The only time it bothers me is when alcohol gets involved on a weekend night and they either A) forget to close the door, or B) get real loud. Sex is a part of life, it's how I got here after all (besides, it beats hearing them fight). Although I will admit that hearing my mother orgasm (our rooms share a wall) sometimes annoys me, mainly because along with the fact that my brother and his gf also can get vocal, it serves as a reminder that I'm the only one under this roof that isn't 'getting any'.

    I never complain about it though, I save a lot of money living at home now during/between semesters at school, so it's a small price to pay if you ask me.
     
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    Yeah, but not with each other.

    And sometimes there is no "fun" in dysfunctional.

    Ewww.
     
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    No, but our kids caught us. When the girls were 7 & 8 we decided to build our house so it would have the layout we wanted, and my husband likes to cook, so he could have his kitchen and gym. I wanted my art studio.

    Girls are sneaky! They are nosy! We knew we wanted to do something to somewhat sound proof the bedroom. So we did. It is my husband who is the loud one.

    Fast forward; the girls are now 12 & 13 and one night I see a face over my husbands shoulder. I'm grabbing the sheets and trying to pull them up over my husbands buns and I said 'Lauren!' My husband says "Lauren what"? My daughter ran. I said " Lauren was just standing behind you". He was calm, I was not.

    I can't see the bedroom door because my bathroom is on that side of the room and there is a hallway. From our bed you just can't see the end of the hall. We just forgot to shut (and lock ) the door.

    This whole incident took maybe 10 seconds but to me it felt like 10 minutes.
    We talked to her (both of them) the next day and my husband was just very honest. We had already talked to them about sex, about love and I'm glad we didn't wait.

    Fast forward once again to the late teen years and I don't think any harm was done! lol
    We have even gotten a few laughs about it.
    You would be amazed at the things kids confess when they do grow up.
    We used to hear them giggle, and we didn't put 2 & 2 together. They knew when we locked the door that we were "gonna do it"

    You really think you're smarter than your kids, and you think you know things that later you find....you didn't have a clue!

    That includes the kitten that someone left at the door when the girls were 13 & 14. They found it and had a friend put it on the door step. I never knew that.
    Or the time that my oldest let her sister drive in a parking lot before she got her permit. Or the broken windows that they knew nothing about..... (softball anyone?)
    I don't know, you do think the statute of limitations has run out, or can I still punish them! :biggrin1:

     
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    Tho' sex or masturbation was NEVER discussed. My dad was open as far as his own habits went. I was 8 yrs old. (long story where we were at) but he and his new wife and I shared a bedroom. They had sex just a few feet from me. Another time... in a four man tent, camping. He had sex with his wife....18 inches from me. Maybe he really believed I was asleep each time. But as loud as he always was... he must have known anyone within a half mile could hear him banging away at her. I heard them over the yrs. at night...pretty much anytime they had sex. And once walked in on them. I am still angry about the same room and same tent episodes. And speaking to others over the yrs about it. Their mouths just drop open.
     
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    I've told my daughter I only ever had sex with her mother once and didn't like what happened. Then I point at her!
     
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    Or Lizzie Myers or Michael Borden...:wink:
     
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    OUCH!! Either you and your daughter have a very comfortable relationship where you can make such jokes with and about each other, or your daughter will be on Oprah someday talking about her father's cruel mental and emotional abuse...:rolleyes:
     
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    Very comfortable actually. I know where you're coming from though.
     
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    i ve been caught twice by my dad while fucking in the living room
    my bro saw me fucking my gf in our room while he was sleeping. and i ve seen my dad fuck his gf lots of time as he has the habid of not closing the bedroom door
     
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