Have you ever cum at work - in office, not toilets

[1069369]

Have you ever busted a nut at work in the office? What made you do it?

Here’s what happened to me earlier this year. I haven't cum in over one week and got horny at work and began surfing websites with Korean and Chinese bikini models. I have a massive fetish for Asian girls, particularly Chinese and Korean, the perfect figures, sweet faces and smiles, incredible legs and super smooth skin all make my hormones rage insane.

So here I am at work just before super horny and I'm looking at the bikini competitors in Korea, and there's this chick that just drives me insane. I can feel the cum churning in my swollen balls pushing up into my rock hard 7 inch shaft. I'm wearing a Boss suit and don't want to really cum and mess it up, but this Korean girl's legs just are too much to handle.

I can feel the tension in my cock as I stare at her superb body. I edge for about 30 minutes before I know I'm gonna cum soon so I stuff a big wad of tissues down my pants, and as I look at this girl I feel the orgasm coming.

I'm sweating now trying to hold off but to no awail. As I look intensely at her well shaped calves in platform heels, I feel my hot cum surging through my pipe exploding in my pants like a volcano, I tense my fists and curl my toes, my abs and glutes flexing as I pump spurt after spurt inside my pants. A huge sticky stain growing larger and larger on my crotch, my cum dripping down my left leg inside my pants down to my shoes.

I walk to the men's cubicles and use half a toilet roll to wipe myself dry.

 

[ItsAll4Kim]

No, never came in my office. Once was moved to an office and decided to reinstall a keyboard shelf under the desk. While down there I immediately spot the fact that the entire bottom of the desktop was cumstained. I demanded another desk. When asked, just said, "I won't explain, only suggest you look at the underside of the desk"

I got a different office/desk 10 minutes later...

 

[TexanStar]

Guys are gross.

 

[ItsAll4Kim]

Guys are gross.

What made my situation even more pukeable was that the office was recently renovated with new furniture, and we all knew who had that desk. He was one of those guys who got too familiar with people....."Hey buddy! how's it going?! How's your wife and kids?".....and dude never saw or met them, nor did I ever mention them to him.

 

[RowanB]

No... Some things are hot in porn, but should stay in porn.

I'm by no means a prude, but I just consider it inappropriate to wank off in an environment where normal people would assume a level of respect and sanitary practices.

How would you feel if your mum worked in an office where she could unknowingly go around touching some strangers splooge just because he couldn't wait to get home to wack off ?

Also - it's 2017. Most buildings have security cameras now. One poorly thought out wank could cost you your career, so you may want to reconsider.

 

[BWPHOENIX]

Yes.

After college I worked as an audio visual manager at a hotel for a while. My girlfriend at the time also worked there as a lifeguard. (Now that I think about it I had sex with 3 women that worked there and fooled around with a few others. Great job )

One time late at night after an event had ended my gf came by my Office. It took some coaxing, but we eventually got naked and had some fun.

The best part? When we were doing it there was an event that was letting out right next to my office so we had to be quiet. She wanted to stop all together, but I told her no way, we were going to continue. So to ramp it up I did all the things I know make he squeal and scream. When I was pounding her from behind she looked back at me while biting her lip and said “I hate you” in that playful way that some women do.

The good news is she loved to swallow, so I didn’t have to worry about messing up my office.

 

[554279]

I'm wearing a Boss suit and don't want to really cum and mess it up, but this Korean girl's legs just are too much to handle.

See this is the real problem, right here. Hugo Boss.

I recommend a something a little bit less pricey and not so flashy. Go with a good solid Brooks Brothers

Also don't rub your cock in the work place, it's just not good. Especially if your not a politician or celebrity that can afford a high powered legal team

 

[554279]

Guys are gross.

word

I would only quantify this with the word "some", because obviously not all of us are.

 

[dlfellow]

On two seperate occasions...
An ex who was a supervisor gave me a blow job on her lunch break
(My hater-ass co-worker heard me moan when i came and tried to spread all types of rumors..lol)

And a few years before i was married, at a corporate place of business that i delivered and picked up confidential records from
One of the associates that worked the records library blew me in the back of the file library.
That one was an extra adrenaline boost to my orgasam because there were other people there,but unless they walked all the way back to where we were at they couldn't see her sucking me.
One of her co-workers from a distance waved and said hi to me while i was getting blown..LOL!!

 

[1069369]

No... Some things are hot in porn, but should stay in porn.

I'm by no means a prude, but I just consider it inappropriate to wank off in an environment where normal people would assume a level of respect and sanitary practices.

How would you feel if your mum worked in an office where

See this is the real problem, right here. Hugo Boss.

I recommend a something a little bit less pricey and not so flashy. Go with a good solid Brooks Brothers

Also don't rub your cock in the work place, it's just not good. Especially if your not a politician or celebrity that can afford a high powered legal team

Good advice man. I never rubbed my cock at work though. I would just sit at my desk throbbing until I’d explode.

 

[lapdog2001]

Have you ever busted a nut at work in the office? What made you do it?

Yes, years ago, probably 2004-2005. How do I remember the year? Because that was when I joined LPSG and sometime later I struck up a friendship with a female member here. She and I would use AIM (remember that?) to occasionally text-chat off-hours when we were alone at our respective workplaces. At that time I had pictures here on LPSG, so she was familiar with my equipment. She also had some non-nudes posted and we both knew each other's real-life names, occupations, etc. Our conversations would sometimes turn sexual and one evening she asked me if she could dirty text-talk me through to an orgasm. I ensured that there was nobody left in the office area, and I was far enough away from the door that I could hear somebody entering and be able to cover up before they got near my cubicle.

Once I was sure the coast was clear, I dropped my pants far enough to ensure easy access, and made sure I had tissues at hand to catch the cum. We had a very nice text-sex conversation, and she was really interested in wanting to know how hard I was, and what my throbbing erection felt like. When I was on the verge of orgasm, my one hand only typing became a little sloppy but she was very happy that I had an explosive orgasm.

 

[lislndr]

Over ten years ago I worked tech support in a big warehouse. My workplace was behind a locked door in a forgotten corner of the building, and I had it to myself for most of the day. Every now and then I'd receive a computer returned for viruses or whatever, and I'd usually give it a quick look to see what it was all about. There were many instances where internet porn was the reason, and although I did not take my cock out, I rubbed it through my pants to completion to a Latina maids video on one quiet day. As soon as the adrenaline wore off I was not happy with myself lol

 

[lislndr]

Over ten years ago I worked tech support in a big warehouse. My workplace was behind a locked door in a forgotten corner of the building, and I had it to myself for most of the day. Every now and then I'd receive a computer returned for viruses or whatever, and I'd usually give it a quick look to see what it was all about. There were many instances where internet porn was the reason, and although I did not take my cock out, I rubbed it through my pants to completion to a Latina maids video on one quiet day. As soon as the adrenaline wore off I was not happy with myself lol

 

[At.your.cervix]

Hold on, I need to wipe off this damn keyboard. . .

 

[sizehungry]

Yes , a number of times in my office . My ex had a voice that got me hard and leaking loads of pre cum , every time she called me at work . Though I never got caught during the act , the wet spot in my black jeans , was a real give away . She was so damn hot , I reckon the Sun would run away if she got too close , for fear of getting burnt . No wonder so many of my so called friends tried to fuck her . I despise them still , fucking " shit eaters " .

 

[1088492]

I sure did. At least once a day every day I would have to go to a small filing room to get various files and return others. There was only one key to this room so I would always lock the door behind me. I would open my suit trousers and leave them drop to my ankles and start jerking off. I always shot my load on the exact same spot (the floor was carpet) and I would rub the cum into the carpet with the bottom of my shoe. There is now a very noticeable stain in the corner of the room on the carpet and the thought that the stain is from well over 500 of my loads makes me so horny to think about.

Anyone else have stories?

 

[Brian S]

Not in an office, but multiple times in the kitchen I worked in. It was a college, and the whole campus was practically empty in the summer. Summer weekends, I would be the only person there so I often dared myself to get naked or whatever. I jacked off multiple times in various spots, usually into a sink or trash can. The times I came elsewhere like on a table, I cleaned up after myself very well.

 

[SRSWhy]

Lol. All the time, check my videos. And that’s with my staff just outside the door.

 

[1069369]

Back in the 90’s in my first job I discovered internet porn for the first time. I didn’t have a computer at home so I always got the urge to search porn at work.

Lucky for me I had my own office so it was relatively easy to switch to a pornpage.
But I never touched my dick, just sat there pretending I’m working while my cock would be bobbing up and down in my pants all wet with precum admiring the neverending supply of online porn.

Sometimes I would get so horny that I’d spurt in my pants and had to make my way quickly to the toilets and clean up, other times I’d jerk off and cum in the work toilets or showers.

I would make it a habit to continuously delete history and temporary files whenever I left my desk cos I was scared someone could find out.

I would often get worried what if the IT department had some system they check internet usage and can see my computer web usage even with history deleted.

My worries became reality when one morning an email from the office manager came around, complaining about staff accessing websites unrelated to work. He had a list of sites that been accessed: Tokyo-topless, shortskirtgirls, sleazydream, howlingwulf, groove2000 and others.

Some I instantly recognised those I accessed, but others weren’t mine. There was at least another porn-surfer in the office and I had a pretty good idea who it was.

That evening I waited until everyone left and I went to each persons computer to loon at their histories. I found the guy in the next door office computer was full of porn, and some was seriously hardcore fucked up shit.

The next day the manager was giving me and the other guy this weird look like he’s unimpressed. I said to myself, fuck it, if he’s not happy with me maybe I’ll show him my dick. Jeeze he was one idiot.

Anyway after that I tried not to surf porn at work anymore but continue to blow countless cum loads in the showers, usually after gym or bike ride.

 

[Parts Guy]

Oh yes, many blow jobs in the supply closet and once had sex with my boss in her office at lunch. Lol. We fooled around for years. We both came several times a week in the office.