Have you ever gotten hard from a massage and what happened

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In my early 20s my GF and I went to Las Vegas for the weekend and got a couples massage. My masseuse was about our age and incredibly hot, and wearing a nice thin sundress. I was being teased doubly by her, plus the thought of my girlfriend naked on the next table, getting worked over too. Every time I was brushed by her thigh or anything besides her hands I thought my dick was going to drill through the table. When I rolled over it was impossible to ignore what was going on, so she played it off by saying to both of us, "You guys are really going to have fun after this." We did - went straight back to the hotel room and fucked and fucked and fucked. My GF was just as horny, and slightly jealous too which made her that much more determined. It was amazing.
 

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Mate, sounds to me he expects what's coming. Just go for it! If you both agree at the start it's fully naked you are 100% certain. Let him have it.

i used to work with a girl who after work was going back to school to become a certified masseuse (spellcheck?). It was a reputable school in NYC.
She was very very pretty and great body.
She came into work one day giggling and couldn;t wait to tell us a story. the night before at massage school they had a clas on how to appropriately deal with a client becoming aroused.
now obviously at school they didn't tell them jerk it off. but point is they are trained to deal with it and expect it.
that is if they are certified. i'd be surprised all those who advertise on CL are trained or certified.
 

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Many times. I was supprised the first time I had a massage she knew it was hard and kept rubbing my belly and her hands kept going under my cock until it exploded, then she gripped it and milked it to death, then she massaged my balls.
 

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Starting having back trouble a few years ago and massage was prescribed. I went and the therapist was nothing to look at, but gave a great massage. I got hard and it just kept growing and I could see the look in her eye like, HOLY CRAP! She worked around it and finally she just took it in her hands and was as good at massaging that body part as she was the rest. Needless to say I went back, excited that insurance was paying for my weekly trip to the masseuse. The second time when I got hard, without saying anything, she bent her head down, took me in my mouth and was better with her tongue than with her hands. I still go at least once a month and always request Suzy.
 

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I have had several massages with happy ending, sometimes with a fuck .!! I got hard twice. Once I was with a man. A legiment massage. The other one I was with a women I had been going to for several months. I was extremely attracted to her. I had told her so more than once!! It got away from me and I got hard! When I turned over on my back, it was very obvious! 8 3/4" right there! She joke about being a big man. I told her it wasn't going soft for a while. She tried to work around it, then said something else was necessary! She pulls off the sheet, starts playing with my cock. I told it's time for us to get together!! She was obviously excited, her nipples were hard, very nice , big tits! I stood up and started to take her clothes off!! When she was naked she laid me back on the table and road my for a long time! Now that was a happy ending!!!
 

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Yeah I refuse to flip over to my back because I don't want to sport the erection of these women. LOL. Especially if I'm doing couple message with my girlfriend I get teased. (RED FACED)
 

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Could a woman get a happy ending? I think I'd love it...anybody have any experiences?

There was a masseur that a couple of my women friends used to go to, that they were always making sly jokes about. I'm damn sure that a happy ending was involved.
 
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I've gone to a number of spas at high end hotels, and I must have terrible luck because I'm always paired up with Helga. To make matters worst, I've had my junk brushed as they've massaged my legs. OK, put this out of mind :)
 

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I have had many massages. My masseuse has always been dressed usually in a smart white uniform. I have always been naked, but covered with a towel. I have had an erection and my erect penis did become exposed. She noticed my erection and carried on regardless but did say it was not an uncommon occurrence. I have never had a masseuse do anything that wasn’t professional.
 

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I get tons of massages and I almost always get hard, if they are professional no big deal. My best story is with my dad in Cancun. My parents had a getaway planned and my mom couldn't go last minute because someone at her job quit. Anyway part of the package was a couples massage so me and my dad took full advantage. Well we both got some chubs and when we were on our backs you could feel the tension or apprehension (it was two young mexican guys). Anyway after the massage my dad, who speaks spanish, heard the guys talking about our dicks and how he wishes he could show so and so. Anyway my dad being the jokester that he is responded to them in spanish saying "go get em we'll show off for you." I had no idea what he said when they left the room he told me and he said to get hard to freak them out. Well they came back with a few of their buddies and we felt like science exhibits - it was so funny. My dad continued to joke with them and we all wound up having drinks on a boat that evening - pretty cool.
 

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he said to get hard to freak them out. Well they came back with a few of their buddies and we felt like science exhibits - it was so funny. My dad continued to joke with them and we all wound up having drinks on a boat that evening - pretty cool.

So you and your dad were naked and hard in front of a group of Mexicans ? Did any of them get stiff too ? Tell us more
 

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Could a woman get a happy ending? I think I'd love it...anybody have any experiences?

never professionally, but i was working on an ex in college. we'd broken up shortly before, but were still very close and hanging out a lot. i wound up working on her for two hours and towards the end we locked eyes and i leaned down and kissed her. we wound up making out, and i started rubbing her through her panties (the only article she was still wearing), then slid them off, moved down the table and began going down on her. the fact that she couldn't move that much because she was on my massage table seemed to excite things and within a short time she was begging me to fuck her. i ran back to my room, grabbed a condom and ran back...she undid my pants and let them drop to the floor and pulled my cock out. i put the condom on and pulled her to the edge of the table which stood at the perfect height for me to enter her. she had normally been fairly quiet during sex when we were dating, but from that first thrust on she was moaning her head off. i could hear the walls vibrating which only drove me on. soon she was howling that she was going to cum and if i thought she'd been loud before...wow! her head cocked back, her spine arched up (probably undoing a lot of the work i'd just done, lol), her hands clenched at the sheets and she screamed in ecstacy. i'd never cum inside of her the whole time we were dating (i hadn't found the right sized condom at that point and this was actually the first time i was trying out what has since become my brand) and the sight and sound of her and her pussy clenching around me had me erupting in seconds. we collapsed against each other on the table and laid there, panting and laughing and touching. it was the best sex of my life to that date, and still ranks pretty damn high.

the fact she still insisted on paying me afterwards felt a little awkward...but i was rather flattered by the generous tip. ;)
 

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when i first started getting massaged after a week's worth of working out, i would usually get hard during massage. i was always completely naked and not covered by a sheet, so my (male) masseur could always easily see that i had a bone on. for a long time, he didn't mention it.

after a couple of months of weekly massages, i got a lot fewer boners. at that point, the masseur told me (without my saying anything) that it was very common with guys who weren't used to getting massaged to get some degree of erection, and that he had been told during masseur training that the best response was to ignore it until it got less frequent, and then, if they had a good relationship, reassure the client that it was nothing too unusual.

for a long time after, i would still occasionally get full boners during massage, and it never seemed to be a problem for either of us. the only uncomfortable part was that if i got boned up, i would drool a lot of precum, which was kind of messy. when he noticed the clear ooze, he never said anything, but would give me a hand-towel or a tissue at the end of the massage so i could wipe up the prejizz. i don't know how many masseurs are this cool with guys who bone up easily and drool a lot, but i would think he must be pretty special... and i've never used any other masseur, mostly because i really appreciate that we're both not freaked out by boners.

i have seen him for years, and now, after such a long time, it is very rare for me to get full erections during massage (unless i doze off, and then, it can still happen at times). i still drool a bit most of the time, though, and he still hands me a kleenex or a hand-towel to wipe up my precum with.