Have you ever lied about yourself on the internet?

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Does this mean that your penis is not "fail" any more? Will you never explain what you meant by that?

It's a parody; when people think "Big Black Penis" they get these fanatical Mandingo sized dicks in their head; even when looking at someone like myself. I "fail" to meet the standard.

[ shrugs ]

My stupid ass tried some P.E. partially out of seriousness, but moreso out of curiousity, and to tell the truth I want it back to it's old self.
 
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OMG! Yeah, I've told guys who have hit on me that I'm 350lbs. with a 2" pencil dick and a raging case of genital herpes. It scares them away instantly! :tongue:

OMG!!!
You're just what I've been looking for!

Seriously, as a poet once said
I ams what I ams!
 

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The issue of fake personas seems omnipresent at LPSG. There are people posting pictures that aren't theirs, there are people pretending to be a member of the other sex, there are married/attached people pretending to be single, These are the people that deserve to be drawn and quartered.:mad: I have been pretty clear about wanting a relationship. Don't present yourself as available when you are not. :headache::12: I hope the men and women who do this burn in hell!:firedevil: and there are people who create a net persona for themselves that don't fall into the other groups. Those people are mentally ill I hope the can get the help they so desperately need before they hurt themselves or someone else.

Have you ever pretended to be someone else or otherwise misled people online as to your sex/gender, looks, relationship status, or something else? No, never and I never will. Ever tried to pass off someone else's photos as your own? No, never and I never will.

And in your opinion - which form of deception is the least forgivable? I'm pretty indifferent to people who post pictures of others and claim they're self pics, provided the pics are attractive. :wink: And I tend to think that people who start up a relationships based on a false persona and then "disappear" when they're close to being found out, are much worse than people trolling for compliments with pictures of a porn model. The existence f those types seem to be inevitable on a site like this.. As I have been burned at least 3 times in the last year by married men on this site I feel that is the most unforgivable deception. It's not like I don't ask them if they have a wife or not and I always tell them I want more than just a fuckbuddy.


]I don't lie, don't like or care to and I don't like it when others do it. [/B]
I want to be legit and honest and for a person to like me for who I am. I agree. It's a pity more people aren't like us. :cool:

No. There is no reason for me to lie. IF I lie and then become friends with the person there will always be that between us. I think I am interesting enough without embellishments.:smile: We all know you are a combination of African Queen and angel come to earth so no sense pretending to be mortal. :wink::cool::rolleyes:

I just never understood why people felt the need to lie. Period. Nor have I. It shows poor character.
 

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If I pretended to be someone I wasn't I wouldn't get anything out of the net, for instance if I said I was a male schoolteacher with a huge cock all the responses I'd get from whoever I was chatting with would apply to the schoolteacher with a huge cock. I like who I am so I never see any need for pretense. However, if I'm chatting to someone and it becomes obvious they're lying I have, on occasion, started throwing increasingly outrageous bullshit into the conversation for the sake of amusement, if you've ever chatted to a lesbian ex nun who was thrown out of the convent for buying all the other nun's a dildo to celebrate their heavenly hubby's natal day that was probably me :)
 

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Interesting responses.

Does it bother you when you discover (or are told that) someone is lying about themselves online? If so, how much does it bother you, and why?

People who lied about things I would eventually discover upon meeting them - age, physical appearance - puzzled me. Why would you lie about your physical appearance when you know the other will see the truth for themselves?

I don't lie. I do withhold information but most everyone does that.
 

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I've never had a reason to play make believe. People lie about who they are because they don't like who they are. Obvious, no? They wish they were someone else. The unfortunate belief is that they can achieve this on the internet because it's easier to get away with. But just because you say you're hung, attractive, female, whatever doesn't make it true. Cyber with me as a 19 year old model all you want. Once you log off, your life is back to sucking and you can't escape that reality. You can lie to me but not to yourself. Really, it only makes things worse for the perpetrator. The more he/she gets sucked into there own fantasy, the more it's gonna hurt coming out of it. And ultimately, you will have to come out of it.

That's why I've lightened up on my crusade to out the fakes on this site. They're misleading and often annoying but I feel pity on them. I can't relate to a person that dislikes themselves so much they actively try to create a new, intangible life. Instead of bullshitting us, and yourself, do what ya gotta do to get your r/l in sync with your fake one. Get a sex change to become an actual female. Try out jelqing so you're actually hung. Go to the gym, get plastic surgery, see a dermatologist. Or maybe, just maybe, learn to love yourself the way you are!
 

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Have you ever pretended to be someone else or otherwise misled people online as to your sex/gender, looks, relationship status, or something else? Ever tried to pass off someone else's photos as your own?
No! I'm just an average, honest guy and don't claim to be anything but that. I'm not young, gorgeous, and rich, but I'm a lot of fun and a helluva cook. My ego doesn't have a need to be superman. I've met people from on line before and one of them has become a good friend. That wouldn't have happened if I misrepresented myself. I like LPSG because there are other guys out there who really like their dicks, too. Who knows? Some of us may becomes friends in the future.
 

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Confession time

There was one time i was talking to a guy and he was being a real sleazy prick, and before he'd show me his cock he wanted to see my boobs. Well i found a random pic and then he showed me his cock

Justified
:biglaugh:
 

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There was one time i was talking to a guy and he was being a real sleazy prick, and before he'd show me his cock he wanted to see my boobs. Well i found a random pic and then he showed me his cock

Well, who knows if it was he was showing you a random photo of a cock?
 

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The issue of fake personas seems omnipresent at LPSG. There are people posting pictures that aren't theirs, there are people pretending to be a member of the other sex, there are married/attached people pretending to be single, These are the people that deserve to be drawn and quartered.:mad: I have been pretty clear about wanting a relationship. Don't present yourself as available when you are not. :headache::12: I hope the men and women who do this burn in hell!:firedevil: and there are people who create a net persona for themselves that don't fall into the other groups. Those people are mentally ill I hope the can get the help they so desperately need before they hurt themselves or someone else.
Have you ever pretended to be someone else or otherwise misled people online as to your sex/gender, looks, relationship status, or something else? No, never and I never will. Ever tried to pass off someone else's photos as your own? No, never and I never will.

And in your opinion - which form of deception is the least forgivable? I'm pretty indifferent to people who post pictures of others and claim they're self pics, provided the pics are attractive. :wink: And I tend to think that people who start up a relationships based on a false persona and then "disappear" when they're close to being found out, are much worse than people trolling for compliments with pictures of a porn model. The existence f those types seem to be inevitable on a site like this.. As I have been burned at least 3 times in the last year by married men on this site I feel that is the most unforgivable deception. It's not like I don't ask them if they have a wife or not and I always tell them I want more than just a fuckbuddy.


]I don't lie, don't like or care to and I don't like it when others do it. [/b]
I want to be legit and honest and for a person to like me for who I am. I agree. It's a pity more people aren't like us. :cool:

No. There is no reason for me to lie. IF I lie and then become friends with the person there will always be that between us. I think I am interesting enough without embellishments.:smile: We all know you are a combination of African Queen and angel come to earth so no sense pretending to be mortal. :wink::cool::rolleyes:
I just never understood why people felt the need to lie. Period. Nor have I. It shows poor character.

I'm glad we see eye to eye.:wink:
 

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I don't THINK I have ever lied, but then again, I may have when tired, or pissed off, or joking or something like that, so I won't say absolutely. I tend to be very honest about myself--as others have said, if you ever meet the person for real, you are found out. If you never meet them, and make them a part of your life, why are you going through all the work of lying to them to impress them? Doesn't make sense to me. I have enough problems sorting through truthful reality, to keep a lie straight in my mind. If someone wants to have a fantasy life, fine---I'll take someone at face value, as long as it isn't an obvious blatant lie or fake, until it is proven otherwise, because it doesn't cost me anything, unless I get emotionally involved with that person. If I go down that road, I apply standard tests for truth that are usually pretty reliable.