or stuffed your underwear and gone about public? I am a grower not a shower, and at a bar one night, 2 young ladies were watching the guys play pool. I could partially hear their comments, and when I went to the can, the one gal said she felt sorry for me, not much there. I told her don't believe everything you see, but it kinda of bugged me. so one day, I'm thinking about this while I go about my daily routine. I was getting ready to go to the grocery store nearby, and took a sock, folded it half and stuck it inside my underwear, creating a nice bulge. I zipped up my jeans and kinda pressed the bulge down to look a little more natural. it was more bulge than normal for me, but not way abnormal or unusual looking. off to the store I go, and long story short, some women (customers and women employees) did notice, and some did not. I got more coy smiles from women customers, and a nice "Hello" and big smile from some of the women employees that I had never got before. I only did this one time. one female employee(cute) always says "hello" now and smiles, and even takes the time to tell me about the unadvertised sales going on if she is working. when she talks to me, I start bulging if you know what I mean, and I did see her checking my bulge one day while I was looking at something. I am probably 20 yrs older than she is and married, but I think if I was single I could be bangin' her. anyway it's a nice thought for an old fucker, and to think I started it with one incident of deception on my part.