have you ever pissed your pants?

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  1. guiltrip

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    I have! When I was 12 I was playing catch outside with my friends and I laughed so hard that I kneeled over and pissed myself. I'm sure I've done it more than that but I just cant remember right now.
     
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    I have not, but I had a friend who did that while pregnant... one minute, she was standing at the sink washing dishes, the next minute she was peeing herself. Apparently her baby had kicked her bladder. :smile:
     
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    Once in Kindergarten. I don't remember it, but I was told about it. My mom had to come and get me. I think the teacher did not let me go to the bathroom.
     
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    Not since I've been capable of conscious recollection, no doubt I have done before that age.
     
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    I hate to admit it, but yes! One time (15) I was really drunk with this guy and we were making out! I was so horny I didn't want to stop and so I didn't realize I couldn't hold it anymore! Well, he just thought I was really into him ( he must've had even more to drink than me!) Yep, folks, another blonde moment in my life...
     
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    As a retired teacher I can say that that has happened to many students even in high school. Sometimes it is an emergency and the student can't hold it regardless of age. I think that is child abuse for a teacher to knowingly make a student piss in their pants regardless if it is first grade or senior in high school. Period. I've had my say to teachers that have bragged about making a kid wet his pants and I don't mince my words about it either.

    To the op's question. When I was about 12, give a year or two, I went to see a movie. This was in the days when small town movie theaters did not have any public restrooms. I had money to spend and bought more than one coke. With the cartons, the movie and then the Three Stooges at the end,which was popular in those days, my bladder didn't make it. A scene in the Three Stooges made me laugh to much and I pissed my pants down to my knees. I managed to slip through the crowd after the movie. I tried to blend in with the high school age kids as I thought they might not say anything and they didn't. I knew kids my age would have teased me to no end. The only lighted area was in the very small lobby.

    I suspect this has happened to more people here than would ever admit it in public with some of these "pissed pants" episodes as adults. Traffic jams lasting into several hours etc. with people of all ages stuck in traffic with no alternatives available. Yeah. I'm sure there are stories to tell.
     
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    My friend and I got in after my parents and my mum and dad were having a cup of tea, my dad had left his very best going out coat on the chair and my friend sat on it. My friend and I were a bit drunk and giggly and making one another laugh, she ended up rolling about in hysterical laughter. She said she had to go home so I saw her to the door, at the door she leaned close to me and whispered 'I'm not sure what to do I wee'd on your dad's coat, don't tell him'. Of course I immediately shouted out 'Dad Pat's wee'd on your coat'. Sometimes I'm not such a good friend :)
     
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    No, but I've shit myself. Does that count?
     
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    In terms of embarrassment I would say yes. I'm sure that has happen more often the people wetting their pants. All it takes is one hell of a stomach virus.:eek:
     
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    I was in a competetive position during a mountain bike race and, well, taking the time to jump off and piss would have cost me my position.
     
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    I never have. I've got a shy bladder, so I have a hard enough time peeing in a public bathroom. A urinal's a total no-go, it has to be a stall, and even then it takes a minute.
     
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    Once when gore lost to bush and I was also catatonic for about 20 seconds.
     
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    I'm sure that has happened more times in long several hour competitions than people want to admit.

    Did anyone at the bike race find out? If so what was their reaction?
     
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    a few months ago on my 30th birthday, I got poisoned, and shit my pants.. it was totally weak
     
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    I pulled it off without anyone noticing. :biggrin1:

    I was such a sweaty, salty, bloody, smelly, muddy mess by the end of the race (the Revenge of the Siskiyous) that no once even noticed as I milled around in the finish area sucking Gatorade and bandaging my abrasions. Shortly thereafterwards I was able to jump in Lithia Creek and wash away any lingering traces of the evidence.
     
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    What a random thread... lol

    If I remember correctly I did once in 1st Grade. I still remember who it all went down. When you're a kid everything an emergency (i.e. teacher teacher... I need to go it's an emergency). One of my classmates cried wolf and the teacher let him/her go, but when I made the cry she didn't believe me. So I pissed myself on propose. I was a really bad kid when I was little. lol...
     
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    Yes, I've wet myself. It's one of those things that I suspect most people have done atr some time or another but only a handful ever admit to it.
     
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    I did, on purpose, In third grade, i asked to go and the teacher refused. I don't know why she did, but I might have done it to prove I had to. Her only coment was " I don't think that weas necessary" Boy was she wrong.
     
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