Have You Ever Wondered.......

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  1. jakeatolla

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    What your partner is really saying?

    Here is what they say, and what it really means:

    Did you come? == Because I didn't.

    I have something to tell you. == Get tested.

    I'm a Romantic. == I'm poor.

    I'll give you a call. == I'd rather have my nipples eaten off by wild dogs than see you again.

    Trust me. == I'm cheating on you.

    I love you. == You're a good lay.

    I think we should just be friends. == You're ugly.

    Haven't I seen you before? == Nice ass.

    I want to make love to you. == Let's fuck.

    Was it good for you? == I'm insecure about my manhood.

    We need to talk. == I'm pregnant.

    I had a wonderful time last night. == Who the hell are you?

    I've been thinking a lot. == You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.

    I've learned a lot from you. == Next!

    I want a commitment. == I'm sick of my dildo.

    I think we should see other people. == I have been seeing other people.

    Let's get married. == Now can we fuck?

    We don't have to do anything until you are ready. == Put out or get out.

    I feel it's time to express our love for each other. == Give me head.

    I still think about you. == I miss the sex.

    Is there something wrong? == Is it supposed to be this soft?

    You're so mature. == I hope you're eighteen.

    Yes...Yes..."scream!" == Aren't you done yet?
     
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