What your partner is really saying? Here is what they say, and what it really means: Did you come? == Because I didn't. I have something to tell you. == Get tested. I'm a Romantic. == I'm poor. I'll give you a call. == I'd rather have my nipples eaten off by wild dogs than see you again. Trust me. == I'm cheating on you. I love you. == You're a good lay. I think we should just be friends. == You're ugly. Haven't I seen you before? == Nice ass. I want to make love to you. == Let's fuck. Was it good for you? == I'm insecure about my manhood. We need to talk. == I'm pregnant. I had a wonderful time last night. == Who the hell are you? I've been thinking a lot. == You're not as attractive as when I was drunk. I've learned a lot from you. == Next! I want a commitment. == I'm sick of my dildo. I think we should see other people. == I have been seeing other people. Let's get married. == Now can we fuck? We don't have to do anything until you are ready. == Put out or get out. I feel it's time to express our love for each other. == Give me head. I still think about you. == I miss the sex. Is there something wrong? == Is it supposed to be this soft? You're so mature. == I hope you're eighteen. Yes...Yes..."scream!" == Aren't you done yet?