Have You Ever?

[Ryan2017]

No

HYE sunbathed nude

Only in the back garden, but yeah - the other day actually

 

[halcyondays]

Naked in the sun? Me too.

Have you ever been sunburned on... um... sensitive areas while sunbathing nude?

 

[ericbear]

Yes, you have to be careful in Palm Springs desert resorts. Fortunately, I found someplace warm, moist, and soothing to put it during its recovery.

Have you ever had bizarre tan lines after wearing a leather harness in the sun?

 

[BigAl9]

No

HYE had a darkly tanned penis?

 

[halcyondays]

Yes

Have you ever had a partner who had alopecia universalis (AU) ie lacking all body hair?

 

[deleted9061961]

No.

HYE fucked three different people in the space of 3 hours?

 

[Cooper72]

No

HYE took part in a gang bang

 

[deleted9061961]

Yes.

HYE been the center of a gangbang?

 

[Cooper72]

No

HYE ate a pussy someone else had just cum in

 

[WadWorshipper]

No.

HYE jacked off in a planetarium?

 

[Cooper72]

No

HYE jacked off on someone’s pillow

 

[ericbear]

No.

Have you ever jacked off on someone's bald head?
Bonus HYE: Have you ever done it because he passed out while trying to blow you, but you really needed to drain your balls?

 

[DiamondJoe]

No.

Have you ever jacked off on someone's bald head?
Bonus HYE: Have you ever done it because he passed out while trying to blow you, but you really needed to drain your balls?

No, because I don't fuck guys older than me and I don't need to spunk on someone to feel good.

Have you ever... had sex on magic mushrooms?

 

[Obeliskdude]

No.

Have you ever jerked off in public?

 

[Cooper72]

On a bus once late at night. No one was sitting next to me.

HYE had sex in public

 

[DiamondJoe]

*rolls eyes infinitely*

No!


Have you ever whored yourself out?

 

[ericbear]

Not intentionally, although someone once slipped a $100 bill in my pocket afterward.

Have you ever been at a sex party, and had someone self-appoint himself as your concierge pimp, finding the next ass for you to fuck, and bringing them to you, just as you were ready?

 

[DiamondJoe]

No, but I did pimp someone out one long weekend. Probably for the best too, as the little firecracker would have spread his legs for any old servant or sailor.

Have you ever found yourself slightly uncomfortable at the realisation that your sexual appetite is not the largest in the room?

 

[Cooper72]

Yes

HYE been in a group that paired off to have sex then someone extra showed up and you became the odd person out and spent the night watching everyone else have sex?

 

[Capitolhillguy]

Yes

HYE been in a group that paired off to have sex then someone extra showed up and you became the odd person out and spent the night watching everyone else have sex?

Yes. I interviewed and had sex with 20 odd interviewees who were all hot to be in safe sex orgy 22 years ago at my place - only possible in the days of Craigslist. I assembled maybe 7 hot guys. They came over, I got it started but since they had already had me ( gays!) they all wanted someone new. I was young, very handsome, but with a chip on my shoulder and it really got to me so I left them, went to the disco, and came home as they left. I knew some in the group as friends so I felt safe leaving my place. I often wonder what happened now!!!!! Even beat off to the imagined memory. One was a mostly straight, hung blond bike courier with a Bo Derek do and a pierced tongue! Today I am older, not so hot, but much more confident and wished I could have stayed, but I was a different man then.