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No. I prefer to top.
Have you ever been looking forward to ‘getting some delicious take away after sex ’ while having sex?
 

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Yes, when I was younger...

HYE walked up to the bar to order a beer, and had a woman break away from the guy she was with, say something like "You've got to be kidding.." to you, then crouch down in front of you to get a better look at your bulge?

Bonus HYE: Have you ever wondered if she realized you were gay?
 
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It was more like the middle side of the theater. My boyfriend got stoned before the movie, decided he didn't like it after all despite insisting we had to go, so he got on his knees between my legs and started blowing me in a family theater. I didn't know which was more dangerous...letting him finish, or creating a disturbance trying to stop him.

Have you ever had a highway patrol officer, in uniform, ask you to kick him in the balls, and did you comply with the request?
 
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Only a priest.

Ever fucked a couple into submission and been asked if you were going to cum now and reply to say that you've not smoked on their account for the last five hours and you'd rather have a cigarette?

* bonus if you then went off and pulled again (with a happy ending).

:)
 

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No, I don't smoke, so I'm afraid I'm disqualified. But speaking of fucking into submission...

HYE fucked somebody hard with their shoulders braced against the wall, only to later discover your pounding had shattered a big mirror on the other side of the wall?

Bonus HYE: Have you ever gotten 7 years of bad luck?
 
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Sort of, it wasn't a sporting goods store, but they did sell swimwear, and the staff was very attentive to my needs: "I think you probably need the ones with the pouch," he said as I was browsing the rack. The next time I came into the store, he saw me, and said he had been saving an item for me, which he brought to me after I had entered the fitting room with other things to try on.

Have you ever had (female) hookers, who surely recognized you were gay, comment on the bulge and ask to see your cock, as you were walking home from the club/party?

Bonus HYE: Have you ever pulled it out on the street, on at least some occasions, to show them?
 
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Double no to the double hooker HYE.

No to giving up on the thread.

HYE not replied to this thread hoping or just waiting to see if someone answers yes to an incredibly juicy & specific HYE?
 

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Yes, I often do. But somehow I always miss the most fun ones, and somebody else grabs it!

Have you ever had someone tell you they can't relate to your experiences, because you life seems like a porn movie?
 
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