Have You Ever?

[ericbear]

Have you ever wondered if it is time to have a refresher on the rules of the game?

It is a derivative of the popular Never Have I Ever drinking game, in which you ask about something that you supposedly actually have done, instead of something you haven't.

1. You answer the question in the post immediately above, except if the post its incorrect (i.e. they forgot to ask a question, etc.), in which case you answer the last valid post above.
2. You ask your question about something you have supposedly done, and wait for the next person in the chain to answer.

Have you ever had a wardrobe malfunction?

 

[Mount Phalic]

Yes. It was at the movies. When the show let out, I got out of my seat, and. ..... RIP. ..... my jeans split open in the rear, all the way from the belt buckle to the crotch, exposing my tidy whites. I thought it was funny. My date was mortified.

Have you ever walked in on a brother while he was jerking his dick?

 

[austin1994]

No, and I have 2 brothers one older one younger. Never walked in on them though.

Have you ever been sent videos/snapchats of you having sex to someone else you're interested in to make them jealous?

 

[biwhenhigh]

No, but that’s hot.

HYE cum so hard you got it on your face, unintentionally?

 

[ericbear]

No, but that’s hot.

HYE cum so hard you got it on your face, unintentionally?

Yes. My face, his face, his T-shirt, the bed spread, the picture hanging over the headboard, and apparently the carpet next to the bed. I'm not sure I could ever manage that again.

Have you ever felt like you were going to blast a huge load, and it just dribbled?

 

[SeeTheDifference]

Yep, not too long ago, after almost a week apart do to some IRL reality, my wife was giving me a welcome back Bj and I was dirty talking about how I was gonna blow this massive load on her face, and we both got cheated. We rock’s for a damn minute.

Have you ever had a guy talk a bunch a big game and then blow on/in you almost instantly?

 

[Northernlad98]

With my boyfriend, yep. We were teasing each other all day about jerking off on cam together and he lasted about two minutes. I thought it was pretty cute.

What's the weirdest place you've ever gotten laid/jerked off in?

 

[ds35mm]

Storage unit! Met him online on an app and we had no place to meet. He says he has a storage unit nearby, and 15 min later he is on his knees blowing me!!
HYE had sex in a hospital, where you were a patient?

 

[Northernlad98]

I was last hospitalised at too young an age to mention so nope, no hookup- just the usual.

Ever had a hookup you regretted afterwards?

 

[ericbear]

Yes. The aftermath involved the doctor and antibiotics. That's why I avoid random hookups.

Have you ever had an MRI of your penis?

 

[austin1994]

No I have not, but I have had a full body massage that involved a thorough inspection of it lol

HYE out of the blue told a stranger that they were extremely hot?

 

[Magnus_Phallus]

Maybe not in those exact words
But something pretty close.

HYE been asked to leave a wedding
because of VPL/bulge?

 

[ericbear]

No, but I seldom go to weddings.

Have you ever compared cocks with the (heterosexual) groom-to-be on the eve of his wedding, and yours was a lot bigger, so his friends made him suck it?

 

[Capitolhillguy]

No, but I seldom go to weddings.

Have you ever compared cocks with the (heterosexual) groom-to-be on the eve of his wedding, and yours was a lot bigger, so his friends made him suck it?

No but I fucked a hot Asian pilot 2 weeks before his wedding and 2 weeks after. I'm going to burn in hell.

 

[7815281]

Have you ever restarted a Have You Ever thread by posting a have your ever question when the previous poster did not?

 

[ericbear]

Several times. That's why I left it to someone else this time.

Have you ever had someone insist you fucked them once, but honestly can't remember them?

 

[7815281]

More than once.

Have you ever insisted to someone that you fucked them once, but they honestly can't remember you?

 

[ericbear]

Yes. It was a hot porn star, too. But he insisted that he got fucked by no one that weekend (very untrue), so I did not take it personally.

Have you ever later fucked the fuck-denier so hard, then seeded them, so that there is no way they will not remember it?

 

[7815281]

Yes.

Have you ever later fucked the fuck-denier, only to afterwards realize you were actually thinking of someone else?

 

[shephusky]

No

HYE been out and about and not noticed that your dick or tit was hanging out?