Have You Ever?

[ericbear]

Not exactly. I excused myself to go out on the deck to fart, and discovered that I had farted directly in the face of someone who was sitting there in the darkness.

Have You Ever wondered "Why is my kitchen counter covered in sex lube?"

 

[Cocklord]

HYE been caught pleasuring yourself?

Yes on one occasion when I had become well roused and so intent on reaching an orgasm that I never heard this guy walk into the stock room. He was delivering new stock and always had access. I had forgotten that. The first I knew of him being there was when he spoke and asked me if I would like him to do that for me. Needless to say it didn't take me long to agree and while his fingers got busy, so did mine unzipping his fly and pulling his dick out. I soon got to work savouring the taste of that and enjoying the eventual gushes of cum.

 

[jtheimpaler]

Not exactly. I excused myself to go out on the deck to fart, and discovered that I had farted directly in the face of someone who was sitting there in the darkness.

Have You Ever wondered "Why is my kitchen counter covered in sex lube?"

No, I fucked there, that’s why it’s there

HYE driven more than 2 hours for a fuck

 

[Cooper72]

Yes

HYE had an experience so amazing you masturbate to the memory of it frequently

 

[shephusky]

Yes

HYE had sex in front of window specifically so someone could catch you?

 

[xsatoshix]

Yes.

Have you ever had sex on a public place?

 

[shephusky]

Yes

HYE seen a naked pic/vid on someone's phone over their shoulder

 

[SamMann75]

Yes

Have you ever seen a naked pic on someone's phone over their shoulder and realized they wanted you to see it because it was of your partner

 

[shephusky]

No

HYE carried your partner while fucking?

 

[Cooper72]

Yes

HYE tried a position and couldn’t make it work

 

[shephusky]

Yes

HYE fucked someone who has been on tv

 

[Cooper72]

Yes

HYE had sec with someone you would consider way out of your league

 

[shephusky]

No

HYE fucked a professional or Olympic athlete?

 

[Cooper72]

I wish

HYE had sex with someone you probably shouldn’t have

 

[ericbear]

Haven't we all?

Have You Ever had sex with a professional ballet dancer, and did they do a split on your cock?

 

[shephusky]

No, I wish

HYE fucked in a stadium

 

[SamMann75]

Yes, no but they did on my face.

HYE fucked a striper?

 

[SamMann75]

Yes, no but they did on my face.

HYE fucked a striper?

That was resounding to ballet.

So stadium?

 

[SamMann75]

No, I wish

HYE fucked in a stadium

Get this back in track, sorry for fucking it up.

Stadium, yes, retired cheerleader for NFL team, for us in late one night in the spring and rode me on the 50.

HYE fucked a stripper?

 

[Cooper72]

Nope

ever fucked someone you really weren’t interested in but it turned out to be some of the best you ever had?