Have You Ever?

[LondonSamm]

Many times

HYE had sex with a FTM trans?

yes loved it

 

[AllDixNeedLuv69]

Yes many times.. I figure if he wants jerked off he can do it without my mouth on it .. it’s my job to suck it not jerk it off….

have you ever Went to smack someone on the ass and found out it was the wrong person

 

[SamMann75]

Up at our lake house, my mother-in-law was wearing my wife's sweats and had her head in the fridge as I came around the corner... but my mother-in-law is as hot as my wife...

Have you ever walked around your house nude not realizing you had visitors?

 

[AllDixNeedLuv69]

yes i have--walked into the living room and there stood couple of the guys that were let into the house as my broother left---they saw me and were like holy shit--i went got dressed and we left the house like nothing happened


have you ever--- cut a hole in a watermelon -fuck it and cum in it if so what did you do with it afterwards

 

[Rippedspeedo]

All the time


HYE been driving with your dick or tits exposed?

Many times unzipped by guys in car.

 

[Rippedspeedo]

No.

Have you ever performed oral sex in a moving vehicle?

Yes.

 

[deleted808122]

have you ever--- cut a hole in a watermelon -fuck it and cum in it if so what did you do with it afterwards

No

HYE sheltered a refugee in your home?

 

[AllDixNeedLuv69]

no

have you ever--let someone that committed a crime stay with you and cops were looking for him

 

[AllDixNeedLuv69]

no

have you ever--let someone that committed a crime stay with you and cops were looking for him

for me it is yes--buddy of mine came to my place and it wasnt about an hour until he told me they were looking for him--- and it was couple days until they showed up on my door-- sowhen they showed up--ipretended i didnt know when they arrested him---and why were they looking for him--his girlfriend called the cops on him saying he broke into her house and beat her--but he got lucky because his alibi was concrete and she was arrested for filing false charges

 

[AllDixNeedLuv69]

No.

Have you ever performed oral sex in a moving vehicle?

Yea many times

 

[AllDixNeedLuv69]

No.

150 miles but ended out staying there Friday Saturday and Sunday so it was worth the trip

 

[AllDixNeedLuv69]

150 miles but ended out staying there Friday Saturday and Sunday so it was worth the trip

Have you ever …. Had a guy dip his dick in chocolate and suck it off and lick it until all cleaned up

 

[ericbear]

Yes, it was part of a charity fundraiser, you paid to lick chocolate, whipped cream, and strawberry sauce off a hot porn star.

Have You Ever been at a charity event, where a porn star pulled you up on stage, and "burped" your big cock over his shoulder (or similar act normally deemed inappropriate for a bar) for the entertainment of the crowd?

 

[lapdog2001]

No, but Christy Canyon and Victoria Paris pulled me on stage during their strip club act. Spanked my clothed bottom and teased me a little bit. We had been hanging out between sets (with a few other fans as well) so they decided to have some fun. It was a topless only joint, so they were really restricted with what they could do with each other, themselves, and me!

Have you ever been pulled onstage by a stripper?

 

[shephusky]

No

HYE been on stage AS a stripper

 

[deleted9061961]

Yes

Have you ever fucked in front of a crowd of strangers?

 

[Blues99]

Yes (but only in front of a couple of guys - not a large crowd).

Have you ever got your dick measured by someone?

 

[shephusky]

No

HYE compared cocks IRL?

 

[SeeTheDifference]

Yes. Multiple times.

HYE been bigger soft than the other guy was hard when comparing?

 

[ericbear]

Yes. I've often been told I'm bigger soft then most men are hard.

Have You Ever compared you cock size with a legendary BBC pornstar, not directly, but using someone's hole as a guage?