No, but a friend of mine, back in his porn star days, got arrested because of a misunderstanding about the van he was driving for his day job (full of valuable antique furniture). He ended up spending the night in jail. "I thought there might be some hot sex," he said "But everyone was ugly and smelled bad." No, it's not like in the porn movies...
Have You Ever been taken aside by police officers for something "indecent" you did on the street, and after lecturing you they let you go, but as they were leaving one turned back and said "But it's a really nice cock!"?