Have You Ever?

[HungBtmVegas]

No, but I've sucked cock in conference rooms (plural), including with people in the next office over.

Have you ever been bribed for sex?

 

[Rippedspeedo]

have you ever had someone perform oral sex on you beneath a table in a public place?

no.

have you ever gotten blown in ABS and the guy compliment you that your wife must really enjoy your cock?[/QUOTE]
Many blow jobs under tables.

 

[Rippedspeedo]

HEY had sex at a State Fair on one of the rides?

 

[tnman]

Never they are way too short

Ever hire a male escort?

 

[curtdude]

no never hired but I have been hired

HYE taken advantage oa friend while eis leepng?

 

[Rippedspeedo]

Tried but they woke up and we made out.


Ever suggested sharing shower because you were in a hurry in the morning

 

[hotparesh]

Yes did with a mate when we overslept and nearly missed the plane home, it was hard staying soft lol

HYE done it in a cinema?

 

[HungBtmVegas]

Yes...like all the way naked (for clarification, we were there for a private screening of a movie he produced and only 6 of his friends/colleagues were there)

HYE had sex in a moving car?

 

[ericbear]

If blowjobs count, of course!

Have you ever come back to your parked car, and discovered that someone shot a big load on it, and left a salacious message in the dust on your rear window?

 

[hotparesh]

Nope, did shoot a big load over the dashboard of a married guy

HYE done anything with a taxi/uber driver?

 

[Rippedspeedo]

Yes did it in uber car

 

[7815281]

Have you ever had someone blame autocorrect when you damn well know that autocorrect was not involved?

 

[DiamondJoe]

Umm. Possibly?

Have you ever wandered in to the middle of a thread and have no idea wtf is going on?

 

[7815281]

Yes.

Have you ever hoped that your statement saying you "have no idea wtf is going on" would result in an explanation but it didn't?

 

[DiamondJoe]

Rarely. If I actually cared wtf was going on in that hypothetical situation I would either reread carefully or just button-hole the nearest goon as necessary.

Have you ever wondered why people have such a problem with Soviet engineering?

 

[Rippedspeedo]

Hye skated with no.pants

 

[7815281]

Rarely. If I actually cared wtf was going on in that hypothetical situation I would either reread carefully or just button-hole the nearest goon as necessary.

Have you ever wondered why people have such a problem with Soviet engineering?

No.

Have you ever thought to yourself:

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang

 

[ericbear]

Only after dropping my 45-RPM single of the Purple People Eater, and seeing it break in half. (I'm old.)

Have you ever grabbed the crotch of your gym shorts to make an adjustment because something was chafing, only to realize this woman had been staring at you, and you may have just inadvertently sent a very wrong message?

 

[DiamondJoe]

No, it's unlikely I'd be so self-aware. Or wearing gym shorts.

Have you ever... disobeyed a police officer?

 

[ericbear]

Yes, in San Francisco, walking back to my hotel at whatever hour A.M. after the Folsom Magnitude party. The cop got on the bullhorn of his police car, and ordered "Put some pants on!" However, I didn't seem to have any (I thought I had a pair of very flimsy running shorts tucked down my tall boot shaft, but had difficulty retrieving them after the party), and only had a block to go, so I ignored him. The trick I was walking home with thought the request was inappropriate, too.

Have you ever been unable to get into your hotel room, because you boyfriend was blowing a cop in there?