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  1. DaveyR

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    Wanted to go into the butcher's and say Can I have some tongue please? Or go to the fabric shop and say Can I get felt here?

    What would you ask for?
     
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    Reminds me of an old joke: Man goes into a watchmaker's, puts his dick on the counter and says, "Put two hands and a face on this." :biggrin1:
     
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    DUE TO MY WORK, BASED BETWEEN AUSTRALIA/NEW ZEALAN
    :tongue: MAN WALKS INTO A PODIATRISTS OFFICE AND FLOPS HIS COCK DOWN ON THE DESK AND SAY'S, ''WHAT DO YA THINK OF THAT'', THE PODIATRIST REPLIES,''THAT'S NOT A FOOT'', THE MAN SAY'S '' AUW C'MON DOC IT HAS TO BE ATLEAST ELEVEN INCHES'' .........SORRY, MY BAD.:tongue::smile:
     
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    While doing an interview, the lady newscaster ask the male pilot, "you fly that by the stick between your legs"?
     
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    had a friend who owned a beef processing facility/butcher shop. he bought a little league sponsor sign and big as dallas out in left field it read

    name name name
    YOU CAN'T BEAT OUR MEAT!
     
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