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Have you ever masturbated while wearing a smartwatch or Fitbit-like device?

I did that one morning without really thinking about it, only to find later that the Google Fit app put me down for a three mile run during that time period!

This brings to mind multiple possibilities:

  1. How "far" do you have to run in order to get off?
  2. How far can you go *before* you get off?
  3. How long before Google, Fitbit, et al, figure out that that particular movement is actually masturbatory and they start listing it that way in your activity stats?
  4. How long before hackers figure out how to get your masturbation history and use it in one of those blackmail emails?
 

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Have you ever masturbated while wearing a smartwatch or Fitbit-like device?

I did that one morning without really thinking about it, only to find later that the Google Fit app put me down for a three mile run during that time period!

This brings to mind multiple possibilities:

  1. How "far" do you have to run in order to get off?
  2. How far can you go *before* you get off?
  3. How long before Google, Fitbit, et al, figure out that that particular movement is actually masturbatory and they start listing it that way in your activity stats?
  4. How long before hackers figure out how to get your masturbation history and use it in one of those blackmail emails?


Hell, they might try to black mall me for jacking off but it isn't going to happen. I'm a normal healthy single man. I jack off regularly and I don't care who knows ir.

You have to keep everything I'm n working order and keep the pipes cleaned out.