Have you ever masturbated while wearing a smartwatch or Fitbit-like device?
I did that one morning without really thinking about it, only to find later that the Google Fit app put me down for a three mile run during that time period!
This brings to mind multiple possibilities:
I did that one morning without really thinking about it, only to find later that the Google Fit app put me down for a three mile run during that time period!
This brings to mind multiple possibilities:
- How "far" do you have to run in order to get off?
- How far can you go *before* you get off?
- How long before Google, Fitbit, et al, figure out that that particular movement is actually masturbatory and they start listing it that way in your activity stats?
- How long before hackers figure out how to get your masturbation history and use it in one of those blackmail emails?