Have You Ever?

[shephusky]

Yes

HYE gone somewhere with two different shoes

 

[Cooper72]

Yes

HYE arrived at work and didn’t have your required equipment with you

 

[DiamondJoe]

Don't think so, I mean, I've ended up at work in slippers before but I mostly need a cloud login and a brain


Have you ever been disciplined or reprimanded at work and if yes, what for?

 

[Cooper72]

Yes. Told my supervisor he was an idiot.

HYE quit a job without giving a notice

 

[deleted1360704]

No

Have you ever got sick and went to hospital?

 

[Lookinginconshy]

No

Has anyone in your workplace gotten caught having sex At the workplace with another co-worker ?

(Happen twice at my office so wonder how many didn’t get caught!)

 

[DiamondJoe]

I don't think anyone's been caught in a while but I know it has happened.

Have you ever had a friend with benefits?

 

[Yorkie]

Sadly no.

Have you ever been in a car driven by an octogenarian? I have today and there was a lot of this :

 

[DiamondJoe]

Yeah, once or twice. Scary, innit?

Have you ever...

fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
You shouldn't have fallen in love with?

 

[Yorkie]

Strongly fancied, not sure about 'in love with'

Have you ever been threatened by someone's partner?

 

[DiamondJoe]

No, I tend to be more discreet, either that or the partner's in on it - although there was this time when I met an outrageous woman from another site, spent a most enjoyable afternoon in each other's company and then her husband gave me a lift home! I was sat there quietly, very, very quietly, not quite knowing where to look. In fact, most unusually unlike me... I did however use the dynamic to my advantage on another occasion when I spotted him with some friends and got a lift from him knowing he'd be unable to refuse. He was kinda going in the same direction. Anyway... rambling on, mutter mutter... excuse me... I must be a bit stoned!

*passes the joint and smiles*

Have you ever smoked a marijuana cigarette?

 

[Yorkie]

Yes, many times. Not these days though.

Have you ever been in such a state that the nightclub staff were thinking of calling an ambulance?

 

[DiamondJoe]

Not a nightclub, no, but once in a sauna. That was a bit tricky. 'Specially 'cos when the dust had settled and I had been ejected I realised I'd left my glasses in there and had to go crawling back and ask very nicely if they could find them?


Have you ever broken any bones?

 

[deleted5791141]

Not a one.

Have you ever broken any furniture with your amorous activities?

 

[Always4ever25]

There's nothing wrong with ppl who have more to love

Have you ever dated or befriended someone who downplays their wealth to others?

 

[Cooper72]

Yes. My best friend came from a very wealthy family but he never acted like it.

HYE dated or friended someone you hated in your youth?

 

[DiamondJoe]

No, I tend to comprehensively burn bridges and not look back.

Have you ever had a near-death experience?

 

[Cooper72]

Yes. A wall collapsed on me two years ago while fighting a house fire.

HYE witnessed a childbirth

 

[deleted5791141]

Against my wishes but yes I have. My sister made me be in the delivery room with her.

HYE gone out for a night staying in character the whole time (voice, accent, attitude, etc)?

 

[DiamondJoe]

Yes.

Have you ever been on TV or the radio?