Have You Ever?

[lapdog2001]

Yes, but only by the women who caused it and wanted to do something with it!

HYE had your partner comment on your growing erection while slow, or close, dancing?

 

[shephusky]

No

HYE done the deed on the crowded dance floor

 

[ericbear]

Yes. There are some dances I go to that encourage that...

Have You Ever has someone too shy to fuck on the dance floor, so you had to go to a stall?

 

[h0rnyirishlad]

Nah. HYE ejaculated in the mouth of a prostitute or hooker?

Yes I have A beautiful Chinese prostitute wrapped her lips around my cock as I held her head, groaned and unloaded my cum into her mouth

HYE bought a new bed for your home and immediately got a hooker to come round to officially 'inaugurate' it?

 

[1069369]

Haha shit, I haven’t. But that’s only cos I don’t do outcalls lol.

Have you ever all the cumstains on the floor or carpet in a whorehouse room. And then you jizzed adding a few of your own?

 

[h0rnyirishlad]

Haha shit, I haven’t. But that’s only cos I don’t do outcalls lol.

Have you ever all the cumstains on the floor or carpet in a whorehouse room. And then you jizzed adding a few of your own?

Haha. I haven’t. Guess I need to do more incalls

HYE received a blow job from a married woman while her husband and his friends stood around and watched?

 

[ericbear]

No.

Have you ever received a long blowjob from a married man, while his wife sat in a chair and watched?

 

[1069369]

Nah brah, str8 brah str8! For now anyway lol.

Have you ever gotten sucked off on a flight, in the isle or seats (not toilets) by a complete stranger?

 

[deleted16543241]

Nah brah, str8 brah str8! For now anyway lol.

Have you ever gotten sucked off on a flight, in the isle or seats (not toilets) by a complete stranger?

Nah but fuck... Something else to add to the fuckit bucket list.

HYE been sucked off on a train?

 

[1069369]

Damn, I don’t think I have yet. HYE rode your bike in lycra and jizzed while riding?

 

[deleted16543241]

Yeah on a ride down to the Shire here in Sydney. I went for a ride to Cronulla and saw the beach that night I was not upset with what was on offer, I was so fucking horned on my bike that I shot a few dirty ropes off in my shorts, so I went for an extra session up the road and tugged one off behind the sand dunes.

HYE jerked one off in the beach and someone caught you?

 

[1069369]

Nah I’m too shy. Lol.
Have you been busted by anyone having a wank in the public toilets?

 

[deleted16543241]

Shy my ass hahaha....
Yeah I have been busted, only because it was a public toilet and I think the dude in the stall next to me at work had the same idea... hahaha

HYE jerked one out in the office after hours

 

[seventiesdemon]

Nah I’m too shy. Lol.
Have you been busted by anyone having a wank in the public toilets?

No, but have been busted a couple of times back when having sex in the back of my Mopar Panel Van years ago......this was my old girl...stock photo sorry. Same colour........5.2 litre 318 Fireball 4 speed on the floor. Shagging wagon... Mattress in the back and stereo. What more could a 19 year old want ...............

 

[lapdog2001]

No, but have been busted a couple of times back when having sex in the back of my Mopar Panel Van years ago......this was my old girl...stock photo sorry. Same colour........5.2 litre 318 Fireball 4 speed on the floor. Shagging wagon... Mattress in the back and stereo. What more could a 19 year old want ...............

That looks a little like the Monkeemobile!

HYE been a "guest' in someone else's Shagging Wagon???

 

[1069369]

No, but have been busted a couple of times back when having sex in the back of my Mopar Panel Van years ago......this was my old girl...stock photo sorry. Same colour........5.2 litre 318 Fireball. Shagging wagon... Mattress in the back and stereo. What more could a 19 year old want ...............

Oh how I fuck miss the early 90’s.

 

[deleted16543241]

That looks a little like the Monkeemobile!
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HYE been a "guest' in someone else's Shagging Wagon???

Yes and we found the evidence of her knickers left in his car the next day.

HYE owned a shaggin wagon?

 

[shephusky]

Yes, mainly from dog hair in car

HYE had sex interrupted by pet?

 

[1069369]

Yep. Cats jumping onto the bed.

Have you ever had wet dream and awaken just as you were jizzing in the dream, only to awaken in a cold pool of your cum?

 

[distant_cousin]

Yep. Cats jumping onto the bed.

Have you ever had wet dream and awaken just as you were jizzing in the dream, only to awaken in a cold pool of your cum?

On occasion, yes. It's quite disorientating!!