Have You Ever?

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by B_JasonDawgxxx, May 18, 2008.

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    Have you ever farted as you got off an elevator on purpose.Knowing full well the people still on it would be stuck sniffing your gift? I have:tongue:
     
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    LOL yep done that
     
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    LMAO!!! Jason you're so bad! hehe one of the reasons I like you lol though...I must say I have done that before....but unintentionally....I thought I was like the only one that was gonna be on the elevator...so I let a huge one rip...and then the elevator stopped....and I looked someone in the eyes....got embarassed and ran out of the elevator before they ever got in lol
     
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    Jason, have you been drinking or using other controlled substances tonight?

     
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    LOL.NO :tongue:
     
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    sorry guys i just ripped one *runs to another thread*
     
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    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM NOW 24.THE AGE ON MY PROFILE JUST CHANGED.IM OLLLLLLLLLD
     
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    is it your birthday or did you previously forget to update it
     
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    Its my Birthday
     
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    okay, brb, i need to get my my shiny-tassel bra, hot pants, and leather boots. PS PLEASE don't cut the cake until AFTER i jump out and land in the splits.
     
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    i wasn't supposed to be doing the splits this long, mind helping me up? i think i tore something when i landed.
     
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    i can't stand up. i think you should call a medic. don't let this ruin your birthday though, i'll jiggle my booty as they carry me out on the stretcher. by the way the $500 deposit for my service is non-refundable.
     
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    :birthday: no & Happy Birthday Jason
     
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    Thanks Guys
     
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    "The beautiful ones always smash the picture every time." --?rince.
     
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    You're how old????
     
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