Have You Experienced Any Swim Trunks Malfunctions?

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I’d love to hear your stories or comments on what happened to me. For background: I’m 19 (18 then) and pretty much 9x6. This was last summer with like five of the guys from my class right before senior year started. We haven’t seen each other naked but we mostly know the sizes and I’m presumably the biggest. So one time last summer I was at a pool party with my guy friends, but I realized I didn’t have any good swim trunks so I bought these cheap Walmart trunks last minute and then went straight there. They were a little short but nothing too bad. Later in the day, we played king of the hill, I pushed my best friend in and as he was falling, he impulsively grabbed onto the waistband. In slow motion, my trunks ripped right off into his hand leaving me standing completely naked. He came out of the water holding then with confusion, until he saw. I was standing there dripping wet with a semi hanging low. For some reason, I don’t shrink that much in water. I’m fairly big soft as well so this must have looked straight out of a porno. After everyone laughed and I struggled to cover it with my hands out of impulse, and someone gave me a towel to wrap around my waist. The kid who’s house we were at jokingly offered me a speedo to wear, but thought I wouldn’t fit in it. We all laughed about it but that was the first time they actually saw how hung I was.
 

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Not so much a malfunction and more that they don't leave much to the imagination. They are similar to cycling shorts, and when wet my 5.5 X 4.5 soft dick is quite obvious down my left leg.
We'll, me and my youngest daughter are in the jacuzzi at our local gym. We are sharing it with 2 women in their 30s. All four of us got out at roughly the same time, but my daughter and I got out first and we all went to the changing rooms.
Fast forward 15 minutes as I am driving home with my daughter with me. 'Dad, you need to buy some different trunks'.
Why, what's wrong?
'Those women in the jacuzzi wouldn't stop talking about your dick'.
Oops.
I didn't buy new trunks. I just don't take her with me any more.
 

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Other than diving into the pull without having my trunks properly tightened. Trunks slipped all the way to my knees.
 
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If I get hard, I have serious containment issues, enhanced by the fact I usually wear white or brightly-coloured swimwear. Also, I can't wear briefer swimsuits because my ballsack "spills" off the leg openings (I have thin legs).
 

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Same as you. I got hard in a speedo that was a bit too small and tight for my size. A few people looked. No one seemed bothered by it.
Funny, because Ipanema has a large gay audience. I'd expect more than a few looks.
 
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Funny, because Ipanema has a large gay audience. I'd expect more than a few looks.

lol... I did get a few looks. I wasn't at the east end of the beach at the time--Rue Farme though I spent some time there. I wrapped up in my beach towel for a few minutes until my hard on went away and containment was restored.
 
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If I get hard, I have serious containment issues, enhanced by the fact I usually wear white or brightly-coloured swimwear. Also, I can't wear briefer swimsuits because my ballsack "spills" off the leg openings (I have thin legs).
The struggle is real… with you bruh
 
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Once when I was wearing loose board shorts, which are a fucking awful invention. I'd borrowed a pair from a buddy. And when I was getting out of the pool, they were still loaded with so much water that they suddenly were pulled down to my knees. Everyone, including me, had a good laugh. But with a snug Speedo or thong, I've always felt secure — and I do have a good-sized cock. That swimwear stays in place and looks a lot better on a fit body
 

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I bought a pair of knockoff Speedos aqua shorts. These are a little longer than regular Speedos, something similar to boxer briefs. And I chose them for more coverage. But, I bought them in white to show off my tan.

We were at a small convention at the Ritz Carlton on Amelia Island. I really didn't intend to swim, just sit around the pool to get a deeper tan. Well, I was right. The contrast with my skin definitely made my skin look darker and my trunks even whiter.

I people watched for a while and then decided I had enough. So I quickly dipped into the pool to cool off before going in.

I came out of the pool running my hands through my hair hoping to impress a couple of women lounging in chaises poolside. They smiled at me. I immediately thought there might be some possibilities in this small gathering.

One of my coworkers yelled at me to come and see quickly. He threw my beach towel at me and whispered "cover up, man!"

Every guy knows how trunks suck to every curve when coming out of the water. But what I didn't know is that white trunks become transparent. It actually looked like I had a farmer's tan where my trunks should be because every damn thing was visible.

When I looked back the women were giggling at each other. Oh, I made an impression all right, just not the one I intended.
 

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Not so much a malfunction and more that they don't leave much to the imagination. They are similar to cycling shorts, and when wet my 5.5 X 4.5 soft dick is quite obvious down my left leg.
We'll, me and my youngest daughter are in the jacuzzi at our local gym. We are sharing it with 2 women in their 30s. All four of us got out at roughly the same time, but my daughter and I got out first and we all went to the changing rooms.
Fast forward 15 minutes as I am driving home with my daughter with me. 'Dad, you need to buy some different trunks'.
Why, what's wrong?
'Those women in the jacuzzi wouldn't stop talking about your dick'.
Oops.
I didn't buy new trunks. I just don't take her with me any more.

Great story....haha.....But if you all got out at roughly the same time, how did your daughter hear these ladies chatting excitedly about your dick? And how old is the daughter? lol

Haha, awesome reply by your daughter....quite matter-of-fact.