Have you had a physical exam that caused you to go "hmm"?

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Actually I have, though it was more arrrggh than hmm...

Female doctor at a clap clinic, clearly in a bad mood. I went in for a standard blood test, no symptoms of anything. After I told her I was gay, she put me through the works - insisted on doing an all over body check, fully naked, including a swab down my penis, then told me to get on the examination table and draw my knees up to my chest. Without warning or permission she jammed a cold steel speculum thing up my ass. It hurt like fucking shit. I didn't complain as I thought this must be standard procedure. It turned out a friend of mine had exactly the same experience with the same doctor - but she did it so roughly it tore the delicate lining inside the anus and this developed over time into a fistula that required surgery. Wish I'd reported her now.
 
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Yeah... :-/

I had an unusual lump on a kidney (turned out to be benign) that was spotted on a cat scan for something totally unrelated. So I got referred to a urologist so we could talk about it. After I did an ultrasound for him, I had to see him in person to get the results. Once we finished talking about how it was benign, he asked if I had done my testicular self exam lately. I said yes (because I tug on them all the time when jerking, so I knew there wasn't anything going on) and he said he should have a look anyway... :-/

So I dropped my shorts and he examined both of my balls with his hand (without gloves!) and said they looked healthy. It was so unnecessary! And wtf- why didn't he use gloves? >_<
 
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I went in for my annual physical today. When I arrived I was advised that my doctor, who I've gone to for years, was tied up with an emergency at home and that I could either wait about an hour and a half or see the new doctor in the practice (who I had not met). Since it was just a routine physical and I had nothing else to discuss I said the new doctor would be fine.

After the nurse gathered all the routine statistics she told me to strip down to my underwear, sit on the exam table and wait for the doctor. After about 10 minutes he walked in. He was fucking hot! Late 20s maybe early 30s, about 6'2", lean and built. Clean cut. He introduced himself and told me a little about his professional background. He asked a bit about me. For a doctor he seemed really easy to talk to and not overly rushed. Everything about the exam was completely normal but there were a few things that made me go "hmm."

First Hmm. While he had the stethoscope on my chest listening to my heart, he said, "You're in good shape, tell me about your physical activity." It seemed normal except for the timing and the way he was holding the stethoscope and almost cupping my pec. But also I admittedly had a few thoughts swirling around in my head wondering what he looked like naked so I just told myself my perspective was a little clouded. When I told him about cycling he told me he was also a cyclist and since new to the area was looking for a club or group to ride with. I shared with him my typical routes and groups that I rode with.

Second,p Hmm. When it was time to check my junk he asked me to step off the exam table and stand in front of him as he sat on the stool. As I stepped in front of him and was thinking, "ok next step pull down your briefs" he raised both hands to the waistband of my briefs and pulled them down. I don't think that's ever happened before! He felt the full length of my cock, from the base to the head. He opened the slit. And he asked if I had any problems obtaining and maintaining an erection. I was kind of thinking that this was a pretty thorough penis exam and that I'd never been asked about erections before. However I also thought that now that I'm mid 40s that's probably a normal question and he's just being thorough. But I kind of played up my response and replied, " Still gets rock hard and stays that way as long as I want it to." He chuckled and said, "Excellent." He then checked my balls in a very routine way.

Third Hmm. After the rectal exam I was putting my jeans back on. I looked over to him while he was standing at the counter typing into the computer. He was wearing a pair of khaki colored dress pants. I looked at his crotch and saw what I thought was the outline of his semi hard cock running down the inside of his left leg. He was obviously wearing boxers. As he was typing he was talking to me, I was thinking, "Did I just see his cock?" and I didn't want to sound distracted but I definitely wanted to check out his package again. As I put on my shirt I looked again but he had shifted and I couldn't tell. Then as I was putting on my shoes, while he was still typing and summarizing a few things, I looked again. There it was. Definitely a nice cock. And while I was looking his cock moved up about a quarter of an inch as if retracting from being semi hard. I was like, "Fuck! That's hot!"

He wrapped up with a friendly smile, said maybe we'll meet up on a ride, told me to reach out to him or my usual doctor if I needed anything and then walked out of the exam room.

I've been thinking about the "Hmm's" since. I'd definitely like to get naked with him and stroke a load.
 

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Nope.

I've had the odd doctor I thought was attractive, but I've never found medical exams to be arousing. If someone else does, good on them, so long as they're not a jackass to the doctor about it. But as for me? Nope.
 

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I went in for my annual physical today. When I arrived I was advised that my doctor, who I've gone to for years, was tied up with an emergency at home and that I could either wait about an hour and a half or see the new doctor in the practice (who I had not met). Since it was just a routine physical and I had nothing else to discuss I said the new doctor would be fine.

After the nurse gathered all the routine statistics she told me to strip down to my underwear, sit on the exam table and wait for the doctor. After about 10 minutes he walked in. He was fucking hot! Late 20s maybe early 30s, about 6'2", lean and built. Clean cut. He introduced himself and told me a little about his professional background. He asked a bit about me. For a doctor he seemed really easy to talk to and not overly rushed. Everything about the exam was completely normal but there were a few things that made me go "hmm."

First Hmm. While he had the stethoscope on my chest listening to my heart, he said, "You're in good shape, tell me about your physical activity." It seemed normal except for the timing and the way he was holding the stethoscope and almost cupping my pec. But also I admittedly had a few thoughts swirling around in my head wondering what he looked like naked so I just told myself my perspective was a little clouded. When I told him about cycling he told me he was also a cyclist and since new to the area was looking for a club or group to ride with. I shared with him my typical routes and groups that I rode with.

Second,p Hmm. When it was time to check my junk he asked me to step off the exam table and stand in front of him as he sat on the stool. As I stepped in front of him and was thinking, "ok next step pull down your briefs" he raised both hands to the waistband of my briefs and pulled them down. I don't think that's ever happened before! He felt the full length of my cock, from the base to the head. He opened the slit. And he asked if I had any problems obtaining and maintaining an erection. I was kind of thinking that this was a pretty thorough penis exam and that I'd never been asked about erections before. However I also thought that now that I'm mid 40s that's probably a normal question and he's just being thorough. But I kind of played up my response and replied, " Still gets rock hard and stays that way as long as I want it to." He chuckled and said, "Excellent." He then checked my balls in a very routine way.

Third Hmm. After the rectal exam I was putting my jeans back on. I looked over to him while he was standing at the counter typing into the computer. He was wearing a pair of khaki colored dress pants. I looked at his crotch and saw what I thought was the outline of his semi hard cock running down the inside of his left leg. He was obviously wearing boxers. As he was typing he was talking to me, I was thinking, "Did I just see his cock?" and I didn't want to sound distracted but I definitely wanted to check out his package again. As I put on my shirt I looked again but he had shifted and I couldn't tell. Then as I was putting on my shoes, while he was still typing and summarizing a few things, I looked again. There it was. Definitely a nice cock. And while I was looking his cock moved up about a quarter of an inch as if retracting from being semi hard. I was like, "Fuck! That's hot!"

He wrapped up with a friendly smile, said maybe we'll meet up on a ride, told me to reach out to him or my usual doctor if I needed anything and then walked out of the exam room.

I've been thinking about the "Hmm's" since. I'd definitely like to get naked with him and stroke a load.

Wow. I definitely don't think he was 100% straight.
 

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During a routine annual blood test my test came back with slightly elevated liver enzymes, so my regular physician sent me to a specialist. He was a 35ish very nice looking guy. He did the normal exams with my shirt off, but then asked me to take off all my clothes except my underwear. I was wearing a pair of Ck white briefs. He asked me to lie on my back. He pressed my stomach and checked all around. Then he said he needed to check my testicles. I said fine. He lifted the sides of my underwear and carefully examined each testicle and rechecked and rechecked. He
Kept one hand close to the tip of my penis and kept brushing against the tip and the shaft. I remember thinking that I really didn't want to get hard in front of him and I thought to myself that he was trying to give me an erection on purpose. Needless to say it was the longest testicular exam I have ever heard of, particularly for elevated liver enzymes.
 

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The first time I applied for life assurance, I was around 23. Had to go to a doctor for a check up, one nominated by the insurance company so I was not familiar with this doctor. I did have to get down to my underwear and I noticed he paid a lot of attention to my body… visually. But it was when he was doing my vitals, using the stethoscope and taking blood pressure that he leaned in real close. I could feel his breath. My blood pressure was elevated. Now from that time to this I have never had irregular blood pressure. He asked if this had been an issue before. I said no. He looked into my eyes and said 'do I make you nervous?'. To which I replied 'no' but in fact the answer was 'fuck yes!'. When he heard where I worked (a large company with a lot of employees) he asked if I knew of a friend of his who worked there. I didn't but I remembered the guy's name and found out some years later he was gay. I had to go back to the doctor for a second check up and damn… same thing. Elevated blood pressure. He cost me a loading on my premium which has cost me money ever since and on any policy I've taken out since as well.

Another time, I was in a hip and happening doctor's clinic in the gay part of town which catered for the gay community and had gay clinics for STD testing and so on. A cute doctor saw me for my appointment and was all sort of giggly around me and a little on the camp side. But totally professional and a very nice guy. Another doctor I saw in another clinic, who I have also found out since is gay, asked me to sit down afterwards and we chatted for ages about something I brought up during my appointment. He didn't seem to want me to leave. And on another appointment, this time to an STD clinic for gay men, I had a consultation with a nurse, a hot beefy Irish bear. I told him the reason for the visit was because I was now seeing someone and we both decided to get checked out (cos the guy I was seeing had admitted to being fast and loose with his ass). He seemed very interested in knowing how the relationship was going. 'Ok' I said, although we hadn't been seeing each other for long. On my repeat visit I saw the same hot Irish bear, and he again seemed very interested. I got the feeling he had a friend he thought I'd be perfect for… can't remember why but didn't get the sense he was interested in. Pity I didn't ask, cos the guy I was seeing decided monogamy wasn't for him and went back to serving his ass up to whoever wanted it, whenever they wanted it.
 

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During a routine annual blood test my test came back with slightly elevated liver enzymes, so my regular physician sent me to a specialist. He was a 35ish very nice looking guy. He did the normal exams with my shirt off, but then asked me to take off all my clothes except my underwear. I was wearing a pair of Ck white briefs. He asked me to lie on my back. He pressed my stomach and checked all around. Then he said he needed to check my testicles. I said fine. He lifted the sides of my underwear and carefully examined each testicle and rechecked and rechecked. He
Kept one hand close to the tip of my penis and kept brushing against the tip and the shaft. I remember thinking that I really didn't want to get hard in front of him and I thought to myself that he was trying to give me an erection on purpose. Needless to say it was the longest testicular exam I have ever heard of, particularly for elevated liver enzymes.

Ok, so when you see the compliments you get on here Nate, you wonder why?? :)
 

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I went in for my annual physical today. When I arrived I was advised that my doctor, who I've gone to for years, was tied up with an emergency at home and that I could either wait about an hour and a half or see the new doctor in the practice (who I had not met). Since it was just a routine physical and I had nothing else to discuss I said the new doctor would be fine.

After the nurse gathered all the routine statistics she told me to strip down to my underwear, sit on the exam table and wait for the doctor. After about 10 minutes he walked in. He was fucking hot! Late 20s maybe early 30s, about 6'2", lean and built. Clean cut. He introduced himself and told me a little about his professional background. He asked a bit about me. For a doctor he seemed really easy to talk to and not overly rushed. Everything about the exam was completely normal but there were a few things that made me go "hmm."

First Hmm. While he had the stethoscope on my chest listening to my heart, he said, "You're in good shape, tell me about your physical activity." It seemed normal except for the timing and the way he was holding the stethoscope and almost cupping my pec. But also I admittedly had a few thoughts swirling around in my head wondering what he looked like naked so I just told myself my perspective was a little clouded. When I told him about cycling he told me he was also a cyclist and since new to the area was looking for a club or group to ride with. I shared with him my typical routes and groups that I rode with.

Second,p Hmm. When it was time to check my junk he asked me to step off the exam table and stand in front of him as he sat on the stool. As I stepped in front of him and was thinking, "ok next step pull down your briefs" he raised both hands to the waistband of my briefs and pulled them down. I don't think that's ever happened before! He felt the full length of my cock, from the base to the head. He opened the slit. And he asked if I had any problems obtaining and maintaining an erection. I was kind of thinking that this was a pretty thorough penis exam and that I'd never been asked about erections before. However I also thought that now that I'm mid 40s that's probably a normal question and he's just being thorough. But I kind of played up my response and replied, " Still gets rock hard and stays that way as long as I want it to." He chuckled and said, "Excellent." He then checked my balls in a very routine way.

Third Hmm. After the rectal exam I was putting my jeans back on. I looked over to him while he was standing at the counter typing into the computer. He was wearing a pair of khaki colored dress pants. I looked at his crotch and saw what I thought was the outline of his semi hard cock running down the inside of his left leg. He was obviously wearing boxers. As he was typing he was talking to me, I was thinking, "Did I just see his cock?" and I didn't want to sound distracted but I definitely wanted to check out his package again. As I put on my shirt I looked again but he had shifted and I couldn't tell. Then as I was putting on my shoes, while he was still typing and summarizing a few things, I looked again. There it was. Definitely a nice cock. And while I was looking his cock moved up about a quarter of an inch as if retracting from being semi hard. I was like, "Fuck! That's hot!"

He wrapped up with a friendly smile, said maybe we'll meet up on a ride, told me to reach out to him or my usual doctor if I needed anything and then walked out of the exam room.

I've been thinking about the "Hmm's" since. I'd definitely like to get naked with him and stroke a load.

The "second hmm" was the big clue. When he eagerly pulled down your briefs when you stepped in front of him was the DING DING DING moment. I wonder if that was a slip up on his part. Also that he felt the full length of your cock. I don't think a doc has ever checked mine, just the standard hernia check -- turn and cough.

Pretty cool you saw his cock retracting from a semi!

You should go out on a ride with him. I bet you both look great in lycra cycling gear!!
 

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Not so much a hmmm exam, more like one with 2 wtf moments during an exam around age 20 from an elderly doc. Hadn't had a thorough physical for several years and thought I was done after dropping my briefs for the front check. Was completely surprised he told me to turn around then his finger went in deep. Wtf #1. When he finally finished and I turned around, he was looking down then I did, and I had a good sized semi I hadn't even felt happening. As a grower who tends to shrink in exam settings, there was no hiding my wtf #2.
 

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The "second hmm" was the big clue. When he eagerly pulled down your briefs when you stepped in front of him was the DING DING DING moment. I wonder if that was a slip up on his part. Also that he felt the full length of your cock. I don't think a doc has ever checked mine, just the standard hernia check -- turn and cough.

Pretty cool you saw his cock retracting from a semi!

You should go out on a ride with him. I bet you both look great in lycra cycling gear!!

He's joining me on a ride with a small informal group in a couple of weeks. I think he probably looks good in lycra. :)
 

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Actually I have, though it was more arrrggh than hmm...

Female doctor at a clap clinic, clearly in a bad mood. I went in for a standard blood test, no symptoms of anything. After I told her I was gay, she put me through the works - insisted on doing an all over body check, fully naked, including a swab down my penis, then told me to get on the examination table and draw my knees up to my chest. Without warning or permission she jammed a cold steel speculum thing up my ass. It hurt like fucking shit. I didn't complain as I thought this must be standard procedure. It turned out a friend of mine had exactly the same experience with the same doctor - but she did it so roughly it tore the delicate lining inside the anus and this developed over time into a fistula that required surgery. Wish I'd reported her now.

Ack! I'm sure there's a special place in Hell for speculum jammers.
 

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Yep id say i had one of these type of encounters that made me go 'hmm'.
To be honest i had completely forgot about it and stumbling in this thread reminded me of it.

I remember once at one of our old local family doctor me & my family use to visit i had made a emergency appointment as i had abdominal pains in my lower stomach area around where your appendix is.
Anyways so i got inside into my doctors office which he told me to lay on the bed table and he lifted my t-shirt and began to press around that area where i was hurting then about 1 min later he goes 'I'm just going to lower your pants now' which i thought he would just bring them down a little but instead he actually pulled both my pants & underwear all the way down to my feet.

I will admit i really started to feel awkward at this point.
He began to press around my pubic area and then grabbed my balls and sort of pressed/tugged on them gently and asked if they hurt at all when he did that which i replied no.

I know I'm no medical profession but i dont really think he had to check my balls when the pain was in my lower stomach area to the side??
 
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Yeah... :-/

I had an unusual lump on a kidney (turned out to be benign) that was spotted on a cat scan for something totally unrelated. So I got referred to a urologist so we could talk about it. After I did an ultrasound for him, I had to see him in person to get the results. Once we finished talking about how it was benign, he asked if I had done my testicular self exam lately. I said yes (because I tug on them all the time when jerking, so I knew there wasn't anything going on) and he said he should have a look anyway... :-/

So I dropped my shorts and he examined both of my balls with his hand (without gloves!) and said they looked healthy. It was so unnecessary! And wtf- why didn't he use gloves? >_<

Yup. He copped a feel. Did he light up a cigarette afterwards? :eek:

Hey, thankfully your lump was benign. It was the least you could do to repay the doc.
 
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I had a Navy doctor back in San Diego that asked me to lay down on the examining table where he proceeded to take his sweet time "feeling" "examining" every inch of my cock and he actually said "just relax" which just weirded me out.... but in hindsite I'm guessing most guys got erect during a massage session of his. Never saw him again thank goodness, that creepy fucker!
 
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He's joining me on a ride with a small informal group in a couple of weeks. I think he probably looks good in lycra. :)
Don't get your hopes up for something more than maybe a show.

His actions and questions sound reasonable and similar to what my doctor has done before. Do let us know if anything progresses.