Have You Seen Anyone Or Would You Wear...

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by B_ScaredLittleBoy, Apr 29, 2007.

  1. B_ScaredLittleBoy

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    http://www.sumosam.co.uk/images/wellhung_340.jpg
    http://www.sumosam.co.uk/images/bigwilly_340.jpg

    http://www.sumosam.co.uk/images/blowjob_180.jpg

    Also, I saw some slogans:

    I may not be Jesus, but the size of my cock is a miracle. And the popular 'The Man/The Legend' T-shirt.

    http://www.sumosam.co.uk/images/homosrgay_340.jpg - this one's kinda funny.

    So anyway, do people wear clothes like that? I might buy the Well Hung one...but wouldn't you get stares and maybe in a fight? lol. Just wondering, see I don't normally wear such risque clothing. Thanks!

    I'd like to hear other people's experiences with these types of clothing too. As either a porter or a voyeur.
     
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    Haha, i've never seen this around. Wouldn't wear any of them, but the "Homosexuals are gay" one is pretty funny. I don't think anyone would want to beat you or anything for wearing one, some might silently judge you but who cares?
     
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    Wondering how my friends would react though...and my mum haha.

    Any other opinions? Or more of these kinds of T-Shirt :biggrin1:

    Not that I'm looking specifically for this kind but they do look the best. The rest I've seen have just been plain with stuff like 'I have no money, I have no job, I have no car. But I'm in a band'. Modeled by some goth kid...

    Anyway, more discussion please :smile:
     
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    These things aren't just about wearing a t-shirt, they're also about wearing the right, light-hearted, self-deprecating attitude to pull off the intended humor of the thing.

    Anyone wearing one of these t-shirts is likely to be seen immediately as a 'good laugh'; but if they don't seem to have the sense of humor to go with the slogan, or don't feel self-confident about wearing it, then that sadly becomes pretty apparent too.

    At the end of the day, though... a whole generation in the UK seems happy enough to go around wearing clothes with FCUK daubed across them.. so why not just see these slogans as a variation on that theme; people will only take them the wrong way if you're giving off the wrong 'vibe'... show you have the personality to match the t-shirt, though, and you can be everyone's best buddy. :rolleyes:

    My favorite, for the record:

    I don't have tourette's,
    you're just a f***ing cunt.
    :rolleyes:
     
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    Hmm yeah...I have a Possibly...The Best FCUK Ever T-Shirt, and I dont think anything of wearing that.

    Guess its just the explicit nature of these T-Shirts...viewer discretion is advised hehe. COPS is filmed on location...:biggrin1:

    I'll prolly buy one.
     
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    There is a company that puts out t-shirts for the gay market that have various artwork on them that say for example....

    Tight End
    Pitcher
    Catcher

    they're fun and cute but not my style.
     
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    I was in Napa wine tasting when I saw a shit that read:

    "Tell your tits to quite staring at my eyes!"

    I'd love to wear that t-shirt...

    T.
     
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    Didn't know shit was fashionable wear you live. Is corn too flashy? LOL
     
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    I made the diliberate mistake of wearing a shirt that read "Free Dick Rides" around Chelsea. I had 9 inquires in that day. However, when I wore the same shirt to class my instructor asked "Who's Dick and why must we free him?" LOL. It's all in the context and who responds to it.
     
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    Some faves I've seen are -

    I don't give a fcuk
    Official Kilt Inspector
    Open Ender Looking For A Wide Reciever
    Bottoms Up
    If you don't believe in oral sex keep your mouth shut
     
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    I borrowed a truck once which had a "well hung" bumper sticker on it. I didn't notice people staring any more than normal.
     
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    i have a pair of "the man/the legend" boxers, girls don't seem to care though. alas my special brand of humor goes unnoticed.
     
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    How about "I AM the man from Nantucket"? Someone wore it in a bar.
     
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    I would love a guy who wore shirts like that... However... It seems hardly anyone has the guts to wear shirts like that anymore...
     
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    I have two t-shirts in that mold I wear frequently. One says:
    "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy."
    (was given to me by one of the straight kids at work)

    The other:
    "Wanted
    Meaningfull Overnight Relationship."
    Got that one for Christmas last from a good friend.

    The second usually gets a smile and occasionally a guffaw, the first sometimes get me a wink :)
     
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    Got a "magnificent cock" t-shirt. And of course, the "Save water, drink beer" one is my fave.
     
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    Here's a bad pic of the logo on a shirt I picked up in Idaho awhile back. It was fun to wear, had many want to buy it off my back. lol

    Peace
     

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    Who hasn't heard of that man??? That one tops them all, good one!

    Peace
     
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    ...mmm... yes, but as a joke.
     
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    I grew out of novelty shirts in my teens. In person, I can't stand someone, gal or guy, who is wearing one of those silly t-shirts. While some may get a laugh out of "I swallow," the novelty wears off after one read, and then you're stuck with a useless $20 shirt. I feel like I don't need a shirt with a message to impress others, I just wear a regular shirt and be myself. And if I were you, I would avoid those t-shirts like the plague.
     
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