Have You Seen Anyone Or Would You Wear...

[B_ScaredLittleBoy]

http://www.sumosam.co.uk/images/wellhung_340.jpg
http://www.sumosam.co.uk/images/bigwilly_340.jpg

http://www.sumosam.co.uk/images/blowjob_180.jpg

Also, I saw some slogans:

I may not be Jesus, but the size of my cock is a miracle. And the popular 'The Man/The Legend' T-shirt.

http://www.sumosam.co.uk/images/homosrgay_340.jpg - this one's kinda funny.

So anyway, do people wear clothes like that? I might buy the Well Hung one...but wouldn't you get stares and maybe in a fight? lol. Just wondering, see I don't normally wear such risque clothing. Thanks!

I'd like to hear other people's experiences with these types of clothing too. As either a porter or a voyeur.

 

[sdg475]

Haha, i've never seen this around. Wouldn't wear any of them, but the "Homosexuals are gay" one is pretty funny. I don't think anyone would want to beat you or anything for wearing one, some might silently judge you but who cares?

 

[B_ScaredLittleBoy]

Wondering how my friends would react though...and my mum haha.

Any other opinions? Or more of these kinds of T-Shirt :biggrin1:

Not that I'm looking specifically for this kind but they do look the best. The rest I've seen have just been plain with stuff like 'I have no money, I have no job, I have no car. But I'm in a band'. Modeled by some goth kid...

Anyway, more discussion please :smile:

 

[D_alex8]

These things aren't just about wearing a t-shirt, they're also about wearing the right, light-hearted, self-deprecating attitude to pull off the intended humor of the thing.

Anyone wearing one of these t-shirts is likely to be seen immediately as a 'good laugh'; but if they don't seem to have the sense of humor to go with the slogan, or don't feel self-confident about wearing it, then that sadly becomes pretty apparent too.

At the end of the day, though... a whole generation in the UK seems happy enough to go around wearing clothes with FCUK daubed across them.. so why not just see these slogans as a variation on that theme; people will only take them the wrong way if you're giving off the wrong 'vibe'... show you have the personality to match the t-shirt, though, and you can be everyone's best buddy.

My favorite, for the record:

I don't have tourette's,
you're just a f***ing cunt.

 

[B_ScaredLittleBoy]

Hmm yeah...I have a Possibly...The Best FCUK Ever T-Shirt, and I dont think anything of wearing that.

Guess its just the explicit nature of these T-Shirts...viewer discretion is advised hehe. COPS is filmed on location...:biggrin1:

I'll prolly buy one.

 

[fratpack]

There is a company that puts out t-shirts for the gay market that have various artwork on them that say for example....

Tight End
Pitcher
Catcher

they're fun and cute but not my style.

 

[Titleistgolf]

I was in Napa wine tasting when I saw a shit that read:

"Tell your tits to quite staring at my eyes!"

I'd love to wear that t-shirt...

T.

 

[Hryblkone]

I was in Napa wine tasting when I saw a shit that read:

"Tell your tits to quite staring at my eyes!"

I'd love to wear that t-shirt...

Didn't know shit was fashionable wear you live. Is corn too flashy? LOL

 

[Hryblkone]

I made the diliberate mistake of wearing a shirt that read "Free Dick Rides" around Chelsea. I had 9 inquires in that day. However, when I wore the same shirt to class my instructor asked "Who's Dick and why must we free him?" LOL. It's all in the context and who responds to it.

 

[WellHung83]

Some faves I've seen are -

I don't give a fcuk
Official Kilt Inspector
Open Ender Looking For A Wide Reciever
Bottoms Up
If you don't believe in oral sex keep your mouth shut

 

[Male Bonding etc]

I borrowed a truck once which had a "well hung" bumper sticker on it. I didn't notice people staring any more than normal.

 

[loser_emo_kid]

i have a pair of "the man/the legend" boxers, girls don't seem to care though. alas my special brand of humor goes unnoticed.

 

[crescendo69]

How about "I AM the man from Nantucket"? Someone wore it in a bar.

 

[MagicTongue]

I would love a guy who wore shirts like that... However... It seems hardly anyone has the guts to wear shirts like that anymore...

 

[LeatherCat]

I have two t-shirts in that mold I wear frequently. One says:
"Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy."
(was given to me by one of the straight kids at work)

The other:
"Wanted
Meaningfull Overnight Relationship."
Got that one for Christmas last from a good friend.

The second usually gets a smile and occasionally a guffaw, the first sometimes get me a wink

 

[D_Humper E Bogart]

Got a "magnificent cock" t-shirt. And of course, the "Save water, drink beer" one is my fave.

 

[MonsterUncut]

Wondering how my friends would react though...and my mum haha.

Any other opinions? Or more of these kinds of T-Shirt :biggrin1:

Not that I'm looking specifically for this kind but they do look the best. The rest I've seen have just been plain with stuff like 'I have no money, I have no job, I have no car. But I'm in a band'. Modeled by some goth kid...

Anyway, more discussion please :smile:

Here's a bad pic of the logo on a shirt I picked up in Idaho awhile back. It was fun to wear, had many want to buy it off my back. lol

Peace

 

[MonsterUncut]

How about "I AM the man from Nantucket"? Someone wore it in a bar.

Who hasn't heard of that man??? That one tops them all, good one!

Peace

 

[D_Coyne Toss]

...mmm... yes, but as a joke.

 

[SexyFront]

I grew out of novelty shirts in my teens. In person, I can't stand someone, gal or guy, who is wearing one of those silly t-shirts. While some may get a laugh out of "I swallow," the novelty wears off after one read, and then you're stuck with a useless $20 shirt. I feel like I don't need a shirt with a message to impress others, I just wear a regular shirt and be myself. And if I were you, I would avoid those t-shirts like the plague.