have you used vegetables or fruit in foreplay?

Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by D_Sir Dancealot, Sep 2, 2006.

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Have you used vegetables or fruit in foreplay?

  1. Carrots

    29.0%
  2. Bananas

    29.0%
  3. Strawberrys

    19.4%
  4. Grapes

    16.1%
  5. Cherries

    9.7%
  6. Cucumbers

    45.2%
  7. Water Melon

    12.9%
  8. Other

    17.7%
  1. D_Sir Dancealot

    D_Sir Dancealot New Member

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    If yes what have you used?
     
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    Kumquats and dickweed.
     
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    Not during foreplay. But I have used cucumbers to masturbate.
     
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    Dude, you are obsessed with veggie sex, eh?:rolleyes:
     
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    ive never used fruit or vegitables for foreplay but whenever i buy condoms ill buy a cucumber along with em just to see how the cashier reacts
     
  6. D_Sir Dancealot

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    It must be because Autumn is coming....
    :smile:
     
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    Why do you think I know the word courgette?:cool:
     
  8. D_Sir Dancealot

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    Ummmmm because you grow them?
     
  9. D_Bob_Crotchitch

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    HAhahaha

    I use a cucumber to see if she is going to be able to take my girth. I mark off inches on a carrot and see how deep I can go inside her.
     
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    Shiiiiiiite. You got it.:cool:
     
  11. Lordpendragon

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    If you don't pick courgettes, they turn into marrows.
     
  12. Lordpendragon

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    Are you planning a harvest festival?
     
  13. D_Sir Dancealot

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    Now what a party that would be? Just think about it!!!! t would make a good porn film...... Anyone interested? And no batteries required just sexy females, hot well endowed guys and lots of fruit and veg! Im going to copy right this idea! Thanks
     
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    I like to use a zucchini. It's bigger than the cucumber.
     
  15. Jentl

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    I used a cucumber too; twice, maybe three times in my life.
    Biggest problem was that I lived at my parents then; and you can't just go round using the vegetables now can you :)
    And asking your mum to buy one... what... you got hungry at night and that's why it's gone the next day?

    I once tried it with a good cock-sized salami too, but the salt stinged like hell :rolleyes:

    Fattest I ever had was a 'deo-spray-on-bottle' (what's the word anyway?) of Axe.
     
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    Yes..a suculent EGGPLANT, a la parmegiana...purple, suculent just delicious fulfilling...i want more of that!


    :tongue: Yeh right...

    No not yet in foreplay...but i'm in favor of vegetables and fruits.
     
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    Never thought of it until this thread. Hmmm.

    Hugs and Kisses,

    Karmen
     
  18. Jentl

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    Unbelievable. I take it you probably do most of the groceries?
    How many bloody cucumbers have passed through your hands woman?
    And you call yourself a big-cock lover?
    And you never thought of it?
    Shame upon you and your vegetables.
    :rolleyes:
     
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    I must have been a very horny teenager as I have tried banana's, carrots, cucumbers, and zucchinis.

    On another note, I've used tappered candles and bottles.

    No I don't have beef curtains. I'm quite tight and can't take more than half the length of a bottle.
     
  20. D_Sir Dancealot

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    Well take a trip down to the supermarket then.....or the veggie patch!
     
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