have you used vegetables or fruit in foreplay?

[D_Sir Dancealot]

If yes what have you used?

 

[brainzz_n_dong]

Kumquats and dickweed.

 

[B_Bette]

If yes what have you used?

Not during foreplay. But I have used cucumbers to masturbate.

 

[jeff black]

If yes what have you used?

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Dude, you are obsessed with veggie sex, eh?

 

[ToxicNarcotic18]

ive never used fruit or vegitables for foreplay but whenever i buy condoms ill buy a cucumber along with em just to see how the cashier reacts

 

[D_Sir Dancealot]

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Dude, you are obsessed with veggie sex, eh?

It must be because Autumn is coming....
:smile:

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Why do you think I know the word courgette?

 

[D_Sir Dancealot]

Why do you think I know the word courgette?

Ummmmm because you grow them?

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

ive never used fruit or vegitables for foreplay but whenever i buy condoms ill buy a cucumber along with em just to see how the cashier reacts

HAhahaha

I use a cucumber to see if she is going to be able to take my girth. I mark off inches on a carrot and see how deep I can go inside her.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Ummmmm because you grow them?

Shiiiiiiite. You got it.

 

[Lordpendragon]

If you don't pick courgettes, they turn into marrows.

 

[Lordpendragon]

It must be because Autumn is coming....
:smile:

Are you planning a harvest festival?

 

[D_Sir Dancealot]

Are you planning a harvest festival?

Now what a party that would be? Just think about it!!!! t would make a good porn film...... Anyone interested? And no batteries required just sexy females, hot well endowed guys and lots of fruit and veg! Im going to copy right this idea! Thanks

 

[mushroomcap]

I like to use a zucchini. It's bigger than the cucumber.

 

[Jentl]

I used a cucumber too; twice, maybe three times in my life.
Biggest problem was that I lived at my parents then; and you can't just go round using the vegetables now can you
And asking your mum to buy one... what... you got hungry at night and that's why it's gone the next day?

I once tried it with a good cock-sized salami too, but the salt stinged like hell

Fattest I ever had was a 'deo-spray-on-bottle' (what's the word anyway?) of Axe.

 

[Gisella]

Yes..a suculent EGGPLANT, a la parmegiana...purple, suculent just delicious fulfilling...i want more of that!


:tongue: Yeh right...

No not yet in foreplay...but i'm in favor of vegetables and fruits.

 

[karmen]

If yes what have you used?

yorksguyuk:

Never thought of it until this thread. Hmmm.

Hugs and Kisses,

Karmen

 

[Jentl]

yorksguyuk:

Never thought of it until this thread. Hmmm.

Hugs and Kisses,

Karmen

Unbelievable. I take it you probably do most of the groceries?
How many bloody cucumbers have passed through your hands woman?
And you call yourself a big-cock lover?
And you never thought of it?
Shame upon you and your vegetables.

 

[honkysladder]

I must have been a very horny teenager as I have tried banana's, carrots, cucumbers, and zucchinis.

On another note, I've used tappered candles and bottles.

No I don't have beef curtains. I'm quite tight and can't take more than half the length of a bottle.

 

[D_Sir Dancealot]

yorksguyuk:

Never thought of it until this thread. Hmmm.

Hugs and Kisses,

Karmen

Well take a trip down to the supermarket then.....or the veggie patch!