Haven't had sex in over 2 years.

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  1. optimum

    optimum New Member

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    So I've failed with three women over the past couple of years and I think my dick is going to be angry at me if I don't blow a load on a chick's chest soon.

    Just needed to vent.
     
  2. B_andyo

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    if you go to a mall... see see hundreds u wanna get all of them... u wont, but u could try to get a few though.. out of 10 girls i guess I could get 8-9 phone numbers...

    and u go from there.
     
  3. Principessa

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    Love and sex are not baseball. :rolleyes: It's not 3 strikes and you're out. :cool: If all you want is to shoot on her chest get a prostitute. :mad: Isn't the feeling of cumming in a woman even with a condom on much better than pulling out and spurting on her chest? If I were your dick and thats the first thing you did with a woman after 2 years I'd be pissed.:tongue:
     
  4. viking1

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    I thought that's what hands were for. Works for me, anyway...
     
  5. Mr. Snakey

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    I went that long too. I survived and you will too. Its good to be alone it strengthen's the soul.
     
  6. Belly_Dancer

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    I am sorry for your angst.

    Best of luck ending your dry spell soon.
     
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