I hope that Mom handed them the PB/J sandwich BEFORE wiping their ass.Yeah... I think your OB-GYN has been reading the Hustler clinical studies, written by sheltered men living in a closet masturbating 24/7 with a computer for outside world connection. And the last woman they saw in person was their mom-to wipe their ass and hand them another PB/J sandwich.
Or, at least, washed her hands in between.