Having some trouble

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Dick Johnson: Me and my girlfriend have been at odds with each other about our love life. We love each other very much, but it's been difficult lately keeping the spark. And it all boils down to one thing:

I just... can't fit it in.

I've tried everything. Lots of foreplay, lubrication, special herbal supplements, and even Crisco and margarine! I'm in a bit of a dire strait here, so any insight on the problem would be swell. Thanks!

 

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Dick Johnson:

Originally posted by Axex@Jun 11 2005, 04:43 PM
Dimensions would help...(of you)

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12 incher, more or less. I haven't checked the girth, but it's disproportionately ginourmous, which is the root of this whole problem.

 

[Sharps-Rifle]

Originally posted by Dick Johnson+Jun 11 2005, 09:46 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dick Johnson &#064; Jun 11 2005, 09:46 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Axex@Jun 11 2005, 04:43 PM
Dimensions would help...(of you)

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12 incher, more or less. I haven&#39;t checked the girth, but it&#39;s disproportionately ginourmous, which is the root of this whole problem.

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This may not be THE solution but, I&#39;ve seen it work before.

I do freelance photography for the porn industry and every once in awhile there will be a girl who can&#39;t take a big one but she wants to because of the money she will make. SO, what the girl will do is use several different sized dildos, each increasingly larger. She will get used to the first one then work herself up to the next, so on and so on -- lots of lube and about a week&#39;s worth of this stretching exercise will produce the desired result.

Hope this helps&#33;

Sharps-Rifle

 

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Dick Johnson:

Originally posted by Sharps&#045;Rifle@Jun 11 2005, 04:57 PM
This may not be THE solution but, I&#39;ve seen it work before.

I do freelance photography for the porn industry and every once in awhile there will be a girl who can&#39;t take a big one but she wants to because of the money she will make. SO, what the girl will do is use several different sized dildos, each increasingly larger. She will get used to the first one then work herself up to the next, so on and so on -- lots of lube and about a week&#39;s worth of this stretching exercise will produce the desired result.

Hope this helps&#33;

Sharps-Rifle

Well, that&#39;s a good idea and all, but we&#39;re both students and not exactly well-off. The only thing I can think we could do is start with bananas and move up to plantains. I mean, she is a bit of a kink, so it&#39;s a win-win situation, right?

 

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ksbotnLA: And, the vegetable department is full of progressively larger cucumbers and squash.

 

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Dick Johnson:

Originally posted by ksbotnLA@Jun 11 2005, 06:53 PM
And, the vegetable department is full of progressively larger cucumbers and squash.

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Ain&#39;t that the truth. I told her about the idea earlier, and she kinda revolted, but I mean, if she doesn&#39;t mind ME doing it all the time, I think she&#39;ll manage just fine too&#33;

 

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petite_asianbabe: How big is your girlfriend (height/weight)? I&#39;m 5&#39;4" / 110 lbs and I was able to take my bf&#39;s 10 incher / 6 in girth after a couple tries. It took him over 30 minutes to slowly work in half his length the first time we had sex, and having lots of lube mixed with my juices and his pre-cum helped alot. And a little wine loosened any last inhibitions/reservations I had of his size&#33;

If that doesn&#39;t work in one of the threads I started someone mentioned seeing her gynocologist for some tips or tools to stretch her out. Good luck&#33;

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Well, you definitely don&#39;t wanna pressure her into something she either not prepared for or unwilling to do. best suggestion? Let her attempt to practice with a dildo close to your dimensions, and try to incorporate some sort of lubricant for more ease. If that doesn&#39;t help, get her to her OB GYN, and get some input from her.

 

[blackwood]

Originally posted by Dick Johnson@Jun 11 2005, 04:37 PM
Me and my girlfriend have been at odds with each other about our love life. We love each other very much, but it&#39;s been difficult lately keeping the spark. And it all boils down to one thing:

I just... can&#39;t fit it in.

I&#39;ve tried everything. Lots of foreplay, lubrication, special herbal supplements, and even Crisco and margarine&#33; I&#39;m in a bit of a dire strait here, so any insight on the problem would be swell. Thanks&#33;

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Dick,

I measure 11+ x 7+.

Rather thant go thru the tossed salad section, DO WHAT YOU CAN.

Find a position (with a 12 incher shouldn&#39;t be hard) for extended foreplay. Insert what you can, digitally massage her vaginal opening and labia, play at it DON&#39;T MAKE A JOB OF YOUR PLEASURE.

Gradually progress to your desire, You do not not have to go balls deep immediately if not sooner. It&#39;s should be great fun and pleasure not a lack of pleasure. If she were not available, you would double fist it like a shot gun gone crazy.

Be Cool..............................

She sounds understanding.

blackwood..

 

[B_UNKNOWN321]

Originally posted by blackwood+Jun 17 2005, 05:09 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(blackwood &#064; Jun 17 2005, 05:09 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Dick Johnson@Jun 11 2005, 04:37 PM
Me and my girlfriend have been at odds with each other about our love life. We love each other very much, but it&#39;s been difficult lately keeping the spark. And it all boils down to one thing:

I just... can&#39;t fit it in.

I&#39;ve tried everything. Lots of foreplay, lubrication, special herbal supplements, and even Crisco and margarine&#33; I&#39;m in a bit of a dire strait here, so any insight on the problem would be swell. Thanks&#33;

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Dick,

I measure 11+ x 7+.

Rather thant go thru the tossed salad section, DO WHAT YOU CAN.

Find a position (with a 12 incher shouldn&#39;t be hard) for extended foreplay. Insert what you can, digitally massage her vaginal opening and labia, play at it DON&#39;T MAKE A JOB OF YOUR PLEASURE.

Gradually progress to your desire, You do not not have to go balls deep immediately if not sooner. It&#39;s should be great fun and pleasure not a lack of pleasure. If she were not available, you would double fist it like a shot gun gone crazy.

Be Cool..............................

She sounds understanding.

blackwood..

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Young man, listen to the voice of experience. I have gotten to know this blackwood very well from many conversations here on lpsg and he has experienced every possible difficulty that is possible with a top size penis. He has a gigantic one probably in your size category and has relayed several stories about the tremendous patience that has been required for him to fit in where most men have no trouble whatsoever. He is one of the kindest, most considerate individuals I have met on this site and would not steer you into any ungodly techniques to help you out. I suggest you contact him for specifics on remedying your situation.

 

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mikepython: The first time with my current girlfriend was an ordeal for her, she was a virgin too. I just spent longer on oral and spent a while working her pussy with my fingers. Eventually she was soaking wet so we tried again, she placed me inside and told me what she could handle and i just inched in, letting her get used to it and when she was ready for more, very slowly slid it in till she said stop. I was eventually about 5 inches inside, so I started fucking her really carefully, only going as far as I&#39;d been in before. An hour later I was balls deep, although she did admit afterwards it was incredibly painful and she thought she&#39;d never do it with me again.