Dick Johnson: Me and my girlfriend have been at odds with each other about our love life. We love each other very much, but it's been difficult lately keeping the spark. And it all boils down to one thing: I just... can't fit it in. I've tried everything. Lots of foreplay, lubrication, special herbal supplements, and even Crisco and margarine! I'm in a bit of a dire strait here, so any insight on the problem would be swell. Thanks!