hayden christenson

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  1. Imported

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    sunstar715: anything on him he is very good looking
    for those that dont know he is anakin skywalker in the latest star wars movies
     
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    I'm affraid the force is not strong in this one's.....................pants
     
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    On clue all i knwo is that he made Darth Vader the badest mother fucker in the universe a whink emo bitch in episode 2. I say we revoke his Canadian citizenship
     
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    Funny enough, that's how he started, if you read the original screenplays done by George Lucas. He was a teenager when he first got touched by the Dark Side, and he was very angsty and whacked. Losing his mother, loving Princess Amidala, having his hand cut off... if you were 17-18 when that happened, don't you think you'd be a whiny bitch too?

    And as far as his junx, he's supposed to be doin' pretty good. Saw him in a swimsuit on "Life as a House", with Kevin Kline... He was packin' decently. Cute as a goth kid too.
     
  5. Imported

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    clownboots19: He's definitely a good looking guy, reguardless of penis size. And yes, he is one male I wouldn't mind seeing naked.
     
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    Emo? Strange, costuming didn't give him horn-rimmed glasses.
     
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    There is a good movie that he is in that he shows a little skin in - Life as a House...He is kind of pimped out by his high school buddy...Great movie though...
     
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    carolinacurious: The big thing with Hayden seems to be the argument as to whether or not he's gay. I'm all for positive role models for questioning youth but I'm not so sure that we need for Darth Vader to be gay.
     
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    Rational Audience: But he'd have to fuck Amidala at least once. While we're here, why did they cast Hayden Christenson for Anakin and not pick someone eight years older than Natalie Portman for Amidala?
     
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    carolinacurious:
    You're right, you know, I was actually thinking that Hayden Christianson really was the REAL Darth Vader. Thanks for clearing that up for me.
     
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    Yeah, well, we learned in The Phantom Menace that being a Jedi is a virus, and Luke and Leia's mother really has a thing for younger, less-talented men. At this point, I don't think Vader being gay could surprise me. He's shaped like a giant penis!
     
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    "You will tell me the location of the rebel base" suddenly has new meanings....

    :p

    I suppose he *could* be a sadist and bisexual, I mean, he does torture Princess Leia and anyone notice his asthmatic breat quickening whenever he uses Force Choke on someone?

    :p
     
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    Yeah, but "twisted and evil" fine, but I'm sure he wishes parts of him were more man than machine.
     
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    I wonder if the armor on his helmit serves as adequete protection against those naughty rebels! Or maybe he has to fend off their blasters with his lightsaber...
     
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    DieHard9x6: Personally, I'd gladly sign on to have Natalie Portman fuck me so hard that I had to be rebuilt cybernetically! :9
     
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    Hahahaha!:cool: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
     
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