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Andrew Gillum entering rehab to treat alcohol abuse after hotel incident

Over the years I've always been fascinated how politicians of all parties and sexual persuasions manage to self-immolate. And if there's a single Achilles heal which brings these mighty men crashing to Earth, it's the voice calling-out between their loins, the one that shouts "go for it! Fuck your brains out! Your electorate are nothing but dumb sheep!"

Andrew Gillum is/was a rising star from the Sunshine State, an African-American with a photogenic gift-of-gab, a frequent guest on CNN who narrowly lost this last Florida gubernatorial election to Ron DeSantis by just that much. Last Friday, while Gov. DeSantis was in his war room in Tallahassee marshaling his inner circle to do battle against a lethal virus the likes this world has not seen since 1918, Mr. Gillum was on the opposite end of the state in a South Beach hotel room...with two other men...nude...wacked-out on either meth or something that approached 200-proof ethanol. When he eventually recovered enough to speak, Gillum innocently told authorities he was there on Miami Beach to attend a wedding; which was plausible except one of his "companions" in the room was a gay escort and the guy who S.O.S. 'ed a 911 about an overdose knew nothing about any wedding. And nether did Andrew Gillum's wife.

Lest you believe I'm an unkind heterosexual pointing-out the character weaknesses of a gay politician, the annals are filled with tales of straighter-than-straight leaders who have fallen via the terminal erection method. We can all remember Mark Sanford, a former Republican governor from South Carolina who told everyone he was going to go hiking on the Appalachian Trail, yet somehow found himself in Buenos Arias with a hot-blooded mistress. Latin women seem to have an uncanny ability to make politician's penises go boing. Decades ago before most of us here can remember, powerful Arkansas congressman Wilbur Mills ended-up wet and humiliated in the waters of the Washington tidal-basin with an Argentinian stripper who went by the name Fanne Foxe. Lastly and most poignantly Nelson Rockefeller, once a vice-president of these United States, met his demise simultaneously coming and going with a woman nearly a half-century younger than he when his heart and family jewels weren't up to the formidable task.

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To my fellow LPSGers: Please post any action photos and resume about one Travis Dyson you can find online. He's the supposed gay escort and porn star last seen with Andrew Gillum. My straight eyes can't take the excitement. ;)

 
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