He Is 8-9" Thick!

I'm having trouble with this measurement also. I think that is possible after pumping your cock but not before. My husband is 7 inches in girth and one of the thicker measured cocks on this website (even if he is considered average in length for LPSG) and 8-9 inches would take that from a woman's wrist size to close to the circumference around your elbow or even bicep in some thinner women. I really don't think he was even close to that, even if he was extremely girthy- 8 or 9 just isn't happening even at a large penis website in it's lifetime.

I have no doubt her overall story is accurate, I just think her guestimate of that girth is poor. Sometimes we have problems with spacial calculations from memory. It's just a part of human nature to exaggerate with something so shocking. I know I was pretty shocked the first time we had sex and still am many years later. I've probably overestimated it when comparing it to my own arm or something.
 
To everyone: my intention was not to stir up anger or whatever. In fact, you'd notice that I haven't been on here for quite a while now. Being in the situation that I'm in, it bothered me and then I remembered about this community so I thought I'd get some tips from the experienced folks here. Heck, I even searched for 'too thick', '8 inched dick', etc. before I started a thread.

Having said that, I was hoping for some constructive comments as opposed to judgmental ones. If you do not believe me it's no big deal...at least assume I or anyone else was indeed in that situation, what would the solution be...no need to flame anyone. Cheers.

Don't feel bad. There are a lot of assholes on here nowadays. They certainly do NOT know how to act. I'm sorry that you got flamed over it.
 
It's a semi-guess. I used my hand to play around with the thing, and then I got home and measured from 'this' point to 'that' point and it was about 8-9".

Okay, I was hoping more like it would be a normal thing in here but now I'm getting freaked out...

you should get your story straight

you measured it but you still claimed 8 or 9" :rolleyes:
 
Agree with Mme Rouge - I think you can question the accuracy of the numbers, but the question is totally reasonable. Personally I think we'd all be better off if a measurement was only supplied for times when it's actually measured.
Just saying "he's got a thicker dick than I think I can take" is just as good.
I think other than the usual (go slow, lube, etc.) you won't get much more on a forum. This fellow has plenty of experience with his own dick, so if he's good in bed he should have an idea of what should happen.
 
How stupid is that??? No one can deep throat a soda can. However a cock, bends, and gives and can be constricted. So NO I can't deep throat a soda can, no one can, LOL But you seem to have plenty reason to doubt anybody.
When my cock is hard it doesn't bend. The actual issue is the girth which has nothing to do about length. You are so full of shit.
 
Back to some reasonable advice.

I recommend he try the methods needed to be able to fist you (note: You don't have to be able to take his fist, just use the techniques to get things stretched out) and it might take several different episodes of this before you can fit him. This is what worked for me to prevent the tearing and then we have frequent sex to keep things opened up.

There is a book called Hand In the Bush with great fisting techniques or there are a lot of fisting training videos on various sex tube sites.
 
you should get your story straight

you measured it but you still claimed 8 or 9" :rolleyes:

Uhh. No. She didn't measure his dick. She gauged it with her hands, and then measured the opening of her hands when she got home. Not scientific, not exact.

Please learn some reading comprehension. It'll save you in the future.
 
I have a long distance boyfriend. He lives about 150 miles away from me. He's 8.5" long and he's 9" in girth. After the first time we were together, on the second trip out to his house. I was able to deep throat him. I will be seeing him on the 29th of this month to be with him for Nude Years Eve/Day.
Able to deep-throat him? I call SHINANIGANS!!! Again, a soda can is 8.25", a wine bottle is 9.65" 9" girth? No way. I know ONE person who can put a soda can/beer bottle in her mouth, but, it involves her dislocating her jaw prior to doing so. (and, doesn't hurt that she's got a huge mouth) From this website, I've seen Mandigo, Shane Diesel (both just under 7" girth) and Shorty Mac (again, close to 7). NONE of the actors are able to even come CLOSE to giving Shorty a full deepthroat (or more than a few inches of the dick head) That's on a seven-ish inch girth.
I'm below 8" girth, and, sorry, not a chance in hell of me getting a bj from a normal person (ie: someone who doesn't dislocate their own jaw).
9" girth: That's pumped, injected, or something.. and, it sure as fuck won't fit in anyone's mouth.

So you are saying you can deep throat to cans of soda because the how big it would be.

As for being a hater not at all check out my albums I got no reason to hate.
Shinanigans!!! Is what you mean! ;)

I'm having trouble with this measurement also. I think that is possible after pumping your cock but not before. My husband is 7 inches in girth and one of the thicker measured cocks on this website (even if he is considered average in length for LPSG) and 8-9 inches would take that from a woman's wrist size to close to the circumference around your elbow or even bicep in some thinner women. I really don't think he was even close to that, even if he was extremely girthy- 8 or 9 just isn't happening even at a large penis website in it's lifetime.
would definitively be as thick as a small/medium framed woman's fore-arm for 8" girth
I have no doubt her overall story is accurate, I just think her guestimate of that girth is poor. Sometimes we have problems with spacial calculations from memory. It's just a part of human nature to exaggerate with something so shocking. I know I was pretty shocked the first time we had sex and still am many years later. I've probably overestimated it when comparing it to my own arm or something.

guestimate of penis-size is... not too good. I've had people guessing mine to be 9-11". I'm a shade over 8 (now, less, with the fat pad built up... gotta get back into shape)
 
in my experience ive never had a gal not add 1-2 inches on length and girth to my size when estimating by memory.

Good thing you aren't confusing everyone anymore with those percentages being reversed. ;)
 
i wouldn't be to concerned. I doubt he is between 8-9 inches more in the 6.5 to 8 inch range because his penis is of average length it gives the illusion that it is fatter then it were.

This illustrates my point better then words ever can
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anyway he seems like a nice guy, you atleast give him a chance and don't forget the tape measure ;)
 
Three things-

1. congrats on finding someone so girthy, would love to try him out

2. seven, seven is the perfect girth

3. I can fit a soda can in my mouth without hesitation
 
9 inches is thicker than a beer can and thicker than my entire pelvic area. In short, if I had a 9 inch circumference penis I wouldn't be able to walk straight. I would need to crouch and walk everywhere. Fold an A4 size paper into a cylinder - that is what 8.5 inch circumference is like. It is freaky.
 
After discussing this with many girls: the only way to properly and accurately measure girth by hand is to wrap your hand around his shaft and then remember clearly and exactly how much space or overlap exists between your thumb and index/middle fingers. Afterwards, wrap your hand around something of equal girth and then measure that object's circumference with a tape measure. If it's as thick as your wrist or a spot on your forearm it's very easy to figure out, and you should be able to get an accurate estimate without a tape measure handy. Mine almost always matches the thickness somewhere on a girl's forearm, so I enjoy pointing that out just in case she wants to measure later. :wink::cool:

It's a semi-guess. I used my hand to play around with the thing, and then I got home and measured from 'this' point to 'that' point and it was about 8-9".
 
I'm sorry that everyone is giving you such a hard time over dimensions and they aren't giving you much good advice. I think MR's advice about massaging and stretching for fisting is really good. We found when we were long distance that if I used dildos to masturbate in the days before we had sex, I didn't get uncomfortably sore as quickly as I would if I didn't do that, so that could help, too. Maybe you should try going to a sex shop and putting your hand around some of the dildos there and pick one out that is close to what you remember and work up to that size before the date. That might help.

3. I can fit a soda can in my mouth without hesitation

You can? I've tried it and couldn't get any of it in. The space between my teeth was too small by about one eighth of an inch, and even it I could have opened my jaw wider, I wouldn't be able to put more than the very end in.
 
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